ObieX has a "Mr. Pickles" costume and fantasizes about SM staining his mysterious holes.

ObieX has many pairs of burnt up skivvies in his dresser drawer. Now his wife won't let him handle matches after serving him beans for dinner.

Edit: Sheesh! Trumped again.

Wenchie was ejected from the ballpark at an A's game when it was discovered that she and Mr. Pickles were responsible for the stains on the bleachers in the nosebleed section.

SM and Mr. Pickles caused quite a scene while waiting in line to see Fahrenheit 9/11; women wept, small children shrieked in horror, brave men bit their lower lips and trembled.

wenchie here likes it when brave men bite her lower lip(s).

flyman wishes he could attempt that maneuvre on Wenchie.

Wenchy preforms vascectomies with out a license?

Sixed has a thing for grapefruit.

Peetster wore a grapefruit for a hat at his last class reunion.

SinisterMotives and a real good lookin' buddy of his go to a bar.

they sit back to back at opposing tables....now Sinister isn't so good w/ the woman folk eh.....he's gonna rely on what the good lookin' buddy says to the chick that he picks up....


....so....the goood lookin' buddy and Sinister pick up a couple 'o chicks on the dance floor and,take them both back to thier tables.........after a few drinks,the good lookin' guy says too his date...."between your eyes,the beauty lies ,and that's what makes me realize."


...now Sinister didn't quite hear what his buddy said so.....he blurted out....


"between your thighs,your pussy lies,and that's what makes my boner rise."


sad too say but,it didn't go over well w/ his date,

flyman, dressed in his full tranny get-up, was SM's date.

Wenchie has a tranny fetish, as evidenced by her frequent mention of them in this thread. :p

SM is a tranny.

Wenchie is a tranny troll. :p

SinMo tried to sue the Heinz Corporation because he was positive his bottle of Heinz 57 was actually made of 58 ingredients instead of the usual 57. He sent it off to a lab for testing because he noticed it tasted a little......fishy. ;)

Sinister sleeps in a bra and panties at his psychologist's suggestion.

He's also a lumberjack.

Peet likes to skip over the dude above him and go even higher to the 2nd dude above that.

Hmmmm.......flyman likes talking about dudes.........Hmmmmm

joe likes to play dress up in photoshop,with dudes and pantyhose.

Sheesh, it musta been one of those nights. ;)

Fly is actually a conservatively dressed young businessman who is the president of his local Young Republicans Chapter. He drinks single malt scotch, smokes cigars in a boardroom that frowns on ethnicity, and plays golf.

All while secretly wearing a bra and panties under his three piece suit.

Peetster is a golf pro; he favors pink, green and orange plaid pants.

Wenchie's gym unitard matches Peetster's golf pants.

SM licks the sweat from the machines after wonderwench is finished with her workout and leaves the room.

ObieX is jealous of Sm's seat licking,Now that he's licked it no one else can. It was the primary reason Obie accepted the job at the ladies gym,and the reason SM broke in.

Six has an admirer who's not so secret. ;)

Peetster keeps a brunette on her knees under his desk.

SixEdxMia is obsessed with my ass :p

Nancy orgasms at the sight of applesauce.

Obie sent Nancy a lifetime supply of applesauce.

Peetster milks free-range bums for their tasty juices

obie whines when he can't find the remote...

uncle phil has rewired a sybian to work with a remote and has all the girls on the block lined up for turns to ride it.

Wasn't everyone? :)

Wonderwench is really a man!

Six was so fixated on Nancy's ass, that she couldn't bring herself to wait in line at phil's anymore....she stole the remote and grabbed wonderwench out of line, a few places ahead of her. She bribed the wench with a role of quarters and the remote for the sybian in return for certain favors....let's just say that Six knows the wench is a man based on personal experiences... ;)

pigglet doesn't know what a sybian is.

wench does. she has an AutoCAD layout of the design schematics, and a retrofitted goretex carrying case for hers. not to mention, she's now got the remote control..

Pigglet is in training for the Gnome, Alaska amateur bowling tournament. He retrofitted his goretex case to hold a portable snow maker, a bowling ball, and ten live penguins.

SM loves his cat more than any man should, and I think we can leave it at that.

stoneygirl likes to hang out w/ flyman on fryday nights.

sometimes, when fly is having a tough week and everything is really dry, he becomes oreganoman for a while. really pisses his friends off to no end.

Stoneygirl? Flyman? Tell me THAT isn't a match made in heaven.

Pigglet actually prefers smoking oregano. He says it goes well with his pizza.

Peetster is a Very good looking,Very well trained,and Very high priced call girl.
(Tuesdays only)


*call Six for info*

Obviously, SixEdxMia enjoys visiting monkeys at the zoo just to watch them throw poo and "do it".

Latch secretly wishes he were one of those monkeys. He sits in his basement naked and throws poo at the walls on weekends. Sadly, he can't find anyone to "do it" with.

Peetster has webbed feet. Each web is tattooed and/or pierced.

ObieX is able to walk in to a crowd at the mall and point out the guys that are going 'commando', with an accuracy of 98.9%.

Fremen goes commando 98.9% of the time.

Wonderwench enjoys skirt-wearing transvestites that go commando due to easy access to the goodies.

Which is legal, but ObieX prefers hermafrodite polar bears when having sex, which is not legal. He doesn't mind though because there are only 1 in a 100 that are true hermafrodites (sp) so his fantasies are fullfilled only very very rarely and much worth the risk of being caught at the zoo

ruggerp11 likes to fantasize about parapallegic midgets who give head.

the little bent one LOVES lime jello...with carrot shavings inside...

uncle phil's favorite pair of sleeper jammies are lime green

he made em special to match his teeth


oh jeez sorry phil, I forgot you didn't want that one to get out :D

I've heard that the color green excites some people. :)

Paddyjoe is in fact Very lumpy.

It does me. It's my favorite color. :)


Six likes to cruise the parking lots of local shops pretending to look for an empty space, when she really just likes to slow the other cars down.

Fremen enjoys the sensation of Pop Rocks in this butt crack.

http://1029i.com/images/80s/pop_rocks.jpg

On the special occasion he treats himself to a more "hard core" version.

http://www.poprockscandy.com/xtreme1.jpg

Here is an artist's conception:

http://web.mit.edu/lmf/www/photos/joshcook.jpg

ObieX collects the odd pieces of clothing that he finds while wandering down the NJ Turnpike...

unclephil loves to feed birds.
he does it by oiling up his entire naked body, rolling in birdseed and lying spreadeagle behind his garage.

Oooo, dawg here does a wonderful sparrow impersonation.

Easy there phil ol boy!

Paddyjoe is secretly drinks non-alcoholic beer. : X

SixEdxMia bathes if Miller Lite Beer.

My man likes the scent.

Wonderwench bathes me.

Mmmmmm, barley.

Six keeps grapefruit peel under the ear flaps of her winter hat.

In case of an emergency, you know?

peet...(damn, the fighter pilot thing just keeps coming back...can't stop laughing...)

peet wears a train engineer hat while gardening...

phil likes to toot Peetsters horn.


*double whammy again*

(i got'cher whammy right here...)


the fly once swallowed a guitar pick and his mother had to pick it out of his potty dish the next day...true story...

phil likes the bright colors of the Google site so much he printed it out on a pattern for his sleeper jammie empire.

(psst, unc. phil, four pairs thisaway!)

Fremen wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a chicken boo!


http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/...t/Chkn_boo.jpg

I love Animaniacs.

Obie's avatar is a self portrait from when he was a child,to us it appears to be an otter,To his mama,it's her baby.He strongly resembles both parents.

( 0-o is it an otter?)

SixEdxMia <3 Peetster.

Optik_nerve thought SixEdxmia was referring to "pee taster"...he wanted to volunteer to donate, but not participate.

uno sleeps in a tree house, with one of those rope-ladder-thingees that hangs down from a hole in the floor...

uncle phil lives inside of a large tree; he wears a squirrel costume and begs for nuts from little old ladies sitting on park benches.

uno's tree house was uncle phil's childhood home and phil always hated that rope ladder(ooh the burns when you slip)

mml never could figure out what the knots were for (on the rope...)

unc. p. only had one use for a rope, and it involved pissing and the antonym of down. ;)

freman likes to describe things in a complicated way to see if people can actually understand what he is saying (go piss up a rope ;) ) :D :D :D

Ruggerp11 is a professional "Rope pisser upper",and feels threatened by Uncle Phils skill and grace in the sport.

6 sleeps with a flashlight...

Sexycat has a "Pet Cemetery" in her backyard where she is trying to ressurect Mausi & Ditto

DSmith67's secret is that he's a blonde rookie that doesn't know twhere the last post is

'ol smitty there is definitely a blonde...

unc. phil daydreams regularly that he's aunt philomena.

.....and Fremen dreams regularly that he's aunt Frewomen.


......and he cross dresses too.........




*wierdo*

flyman has delusions about being his aunt Léonie; he dresses in women's clothing and bakes madeleines.

how'd you know i had an aunt Leonie?



wenchy likes to ride in the back of a "69" chevy pick up with a white t-shirt and no bra ,on a brisk winter morning.


good for you sweetie,......good for you.:D

flyman wrote the book on cross-dressing. I believe the first chapter was entitled, 'It starts with the hose'.

Best seller in BC............eh?

joe buys trashy books like...."it starts with the hose".....just to check out freaks like me in cross dressing attire.

The fly has been digging through my trash cans again, trying to figure out my reading habits.

Damn flies in the garbage!!!

pj once skinny-dipped in the mighty genesee river...downtown...in broad daylight...while hanging on to a can of GCA...

unc. p. was floating down said river on an innertube while reading "It Starts With the Hose" when he came upon a nekkid pj....I'll let your imagination fill in the rest...

Fremen likes to rub green paint on his genitals before he goes out to the sheep farm......that way when he's pissed drunk he knows which sheep he already nailed cuz of the green paint on their asses.



baaaaaa.........

flyman likes to paint himself green and stand in front of the mirror shouting "Hulk Smash!"; he is intimidated by sheep.

Wonder likes to shear and put hose on her sheep, she says it makes them feel "pretty".

ol Peetster here feels "pretty" when he puts the hoes on himself

flyman keeps checking himself in the mirror for green paint......



baaaaaaa.............................................eh?

paddyjoe has two remaining teeth. The first one is for "chompin' and chewin' ". The second is for "scrapin' tha crust off'a muh body."

ObieX yearns for the field of green-assed sheep over on the far side of the rainbow.

said the guy who goes searchin for the end of the rainbow where the sheep MIGHT be.........


.........and with green paint i might add....






baaaaaaaaaaa.........

flyman has a giant neon rainbow in his basement; he dresses up as a leprechaun and eats Lucky Charms cereal while sitting beneath the rainbow.

She voted for Clinton.

pinkie keeps a stash of Pixie Stix in every room and snorts them regularly.