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laxative 07-12-2003 01:26 AM

Macheath mainlined smack with Nancy Reagan.

Macheath 07-12-2003 01:40 AM

laxative does crack and other ghetto drugs with Hillary Clinton in Harlem.

uncle phil 07-12-2003 03:36 AM

mac took the last train to clarksville with his heroes...the monkees...

Fly 07-12-2003 03:43 AM

phil has monkeys in his closet.

they're wearing sleeper jammies too.

paddyjoe 07-12-2003 05:21 AM

Well, unfortunately, flyman still hasn't come out of the closet.

splck 07-12-2003 06:04 AM

paddyjoe has come out of the closet.

Conclamo Ludus 07-12-2003 09:56 AM

...and right into spick's loving arms.

uncle phil 07-12-2003 01:37 PM

...joining CL...

queedo 07-12-2003 09:21 PM

asquint is a democrate

bundy 07-12-2003 10:03 PM

excellent idea queedo.
lets all gang up on squinty.

squinty needs to get stronger glasses.

Phaenx 07-12-2003 11:30 PM

When Bundy says "stronger glasses," what he means is "Hi, I'm Bigfoot. Years ago I stole a laptop from some campers and here I am."

bundy 07-13-2003 12:01 AM

Phaenx is fluent in the little known Australian language.

Fremen 07-13-2003 03:58 AM

bundy drinks after the dog.

Macheath 07-13-2003 04:31 AM

Fremen drinks after Mua'Dib

uncle phil 07-13-2003 04:48 AM

mac slurps his soup...

Fly 07-13-2003 04:55 AM

ahhhh the jammie man himself eh.....

'ol phil there wears stilletto heels and a garter,with an elastic band around his nutsack....just because he can.

bundy 07-13-2003 05:54 AM

Fly deals in exotic latex and leather bondage costumes.

he even made a special tight leather jammie number for our lord King Phil.

uncle phil 07-13-2003 12:53 PM

bundy is ready for his second pair of sleeper jammies; this time with REAL mashed potatoes in the feet instead of that brown fake stuff like last time...

Meridae'n 07-13-2003 04:04 PM

See all that spam you keep getting Re: jammies? That's all from Uncle P. Hope you feel real proud of yourself...

uncle phil 07-13-2003 04:53 PM

???

Meridae'n 07-13-2003 06:09 PM

I was kidding mate!

bundy 07-13-2003 06:17 PM

Meri pulls his punches when attacking old men.

oh, and he canīt spell Origami...

cchris 07-13-2003 06:19 PM

bundy really did let the dog's out

bundy 07-13-2003 06:26 PM

haha!

cchris supports the bulldogs in the NRL.

cchris 07-13-2003 06:35 PM

Falls over laughing "NO WAY"

Meridae'n drinks lemonade in the ladies lounge at the Pub

Meridae'n 07-13-2003 06:35 PM

OI!! The Bulldogs will win the 03 Premiership.

Bundy goes for a loser team in the NRL, whoever they are...

bundy 07-13-2003 06:37 PM

mind you, that pub cchris mentioned is really Stone Wall on Oxford Street, and those ladies arenīt really ladies. interesting times, huh meri.

and i donīt go for Cronulla - in fact i hate the sharks with a passion.

cchris 07-13-2003 06:38 PM

So bundy knows these things from experience

bundy 07-13-2003 06:43 PM

cchrisīs dream girl is giving him nightmares, because heīs never had it in the ear before.

Fly 07-13-2003 07:12 PM

deep down... bundy hates sharks and secretly fishes for them just to eat the ass outta them...(on the barbie of course)

Meridae'n 07-13-2003 07:35 PM

flyman is sexually attracted to any animal with a cartilage skeleton...

bundy 07-13-2003 10:20 PM

flyman also enjoys eating peoples noses.

Meridae'n 07-13-2003 10:54 PM

flyman's species never gets cancer...

Fremen 07-14-2003 12:21 AM

Meri uses a mixture of manure and grapejuice to paint his kitchen walls. :D

bundy 07-14-2003 12:51 AM

there was so much talk of Moths recently that Fremen couldnīt bring himself to come by the nonsense forum.

uncle phil 07-14-2003 04:32 AM

bundy wants to be a barman at "whiskey a-go-go..." (presuming it's still alive and kicking in kings cross...)

Conclamo Ludus 07-14-2003 06:52 AM

uncle phil distributes mature rated video games to minors.

Pyrate 07-14-2003 11:43 AM

Conclamo uses flash cards as porn.

Conclamo Ludus 07-14-2003 12:43 PM

Its the only way I learn...

Pyrate invented beef-flavored yogurt. It hasn't taken off yet, but I hear its big in Monaco.

uncle phil 07-14-2003 12:49 PM

CL is jealous of bundy's new duds...


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