Fremen snorts the coloured stain in uncle phil's soiled shorts.


(double whammy)




..........again

(double whammy, my ass...)

fly is tone-deaf...

u.p. staffs his jammie shop with rejectees from Cirque du Soliel.

Fremen braids his armpit hair.


haha secrets out pal!!

(pj, thought you drowned...)

pj doesn't know how to swim...

uncle phil tried a rescue on pj but pj mistook phil for a Baywatch type girl and put a move on the poor fella.

phil is now recuperating at home with his wife while pj was last seen floating down the river yelling, "Come back, Princess!" "La-la-la-la-la." *wags his tongue back and forth*

Double whammy, eh fly? ;) :D

fuckin eh Fremen.......


Fremen wears silky panties,......he likes the feel of them on his ears

Fly has a huge collection of Freeman's used panties. He keeps them locked in a chest in the back of his closet. He sorts them by color late at night while eating Lucky Charms.

Ahhh Peetster wishes he had a pal like Fremen to send him his used silk panties. He adds to his collection from the local Goodwill.

Nice assortment though!

pj is still floating downriver, with a pair of fremen's dirty silk panties clutched between his jaws...

speakin' of jaws...........phil here likes to gnaw on Fremen's silk panty collection,while traveling down a river with joe,.....and Peetster,....eating lucky charms and auditioning for baywatch.









(triple......i say.....triple fucking whammmy baby)


.....tell me it ain't so phil....tell me!!!!

fly was feeling lucky he wasn't included in the floating river menage et trois, when he realized they had all the beer & bud with them.
It's so sad to see a grown roofer cry...

fly...IT - AIN'T - SO!!!

fre's gettin' off on all this...

Unclephil tried to join the Green Berets because he thought the hats were 'darling' and would go great with his eyes...

ngdawg did the voice for the Big Gay Al character in the South Park Movie...

"... Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?

I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better I must say

I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat..."


bringing back good memories?

bundy loves to wear women's clothing....be it pantyhose or t-bars......he's all for that........


i love you bundy......


(how you been by the way?)

Flyman was Billy Joel's inspiration for the song, 'She's Always A Woman"...

its his legs.



(i'm going great guns at the moment... got some great uni results back, and only have one more semester to go!!!
man, i've missed this thread!
how are you?)

bundy goes a little to deep into how much he misses things,........must be his femenine.side......


(big ass 'ol thumbs up here mate.........lovin' whatever happens......good to see ya' playin' w/ us again)


*pardon the spelling.......couple pops eh*

Flyman actually owns a pair of pink side-winders and bright orange pair of pants.


welcome back to the age of jive my friend.

(sorry, listening to Billy Joel atm... **ejects cd**)

fuckin' eh baby..........i love that album.........good stuff on it.



old billy joel kicks man......







bundy likes to prance around in a garter belt and a whip.......whilst playing billy joel's glass houses on 11.........


it's still rock n roll to me too man

When Billy Joel sang about Brenda and Eddie being popular steadys in 'Scenes from an Italian Resturant', he actually was refering to bundy and flyman. Under threat of a lawsuit, he couldn't use their real names. Now however the truth can be told.

Unfortunately, we still don't know which one is Brenda.




Now that my friends, is a 'Double Whammy'!!!!

pj once ended up in conesus lake after one of his "naked" surfing sessions down the mighty genesee...

phil wants my marilyn poster collection.........he calls me late at night and whispers in the phone...,you know ....weird shit....

.....i always end up hanging up on him.


you show up here phil..........the posters are yours and we'll shoot some mean stick baby.

flyman really lik...ahhh, I got nuttin'...:D

Fremen actually goes to bars and uses pick-up lines like...

"Hey baby, if I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"

and,

"Hey Darlin, aren't you tied? Because you've been running through my mind all day..."


classics.

bundy, fly and fre...the dynamic duo...(oh, gee, i wonder which one doesn't belong?)

hehe, that ol' triple whammy will keep ya guessin' for a while...

uncle phil has trouble counting past two.......

those damn public schools......

pj had a doctors appointment today 'cause he was a leeeeetle too curious about the hole in the bathroom stall wall.

Fremen, are you admitting to stabbing PJ in the eye with your penis after luring him to look through the hole in the bathroom stall wall?

bundy? you were there watching, huh? you have photographic evidence, don't you?

and no. i don't wanna see the photos.
thanks, but no.

Oh please bernie! Everybody in this forum knows you saw those photos.........jeez, what am I saying....there are NO photos.....shit


bah you people are RUDE

not only did Bernie just PM me begging to see the PJ PENIS INCIDENT PHOTOS... but i've heard she's trying to start up a counselling clinic for those poor souls who have had their eyes stabbed by Fremens rogue penis, in merry old San Jose.

PJ's filthy secret is that even though he knows full well that he should attend Bernies clinic, he refuses to believe that it happened to him...
sadly, he's still dressing up like a cast member of CATS and roaming the Chicago downtown looking for his Oprah.

bundy denies using bernies' counselling services, but we all know he's been eye-poked by the best in the business. ;)

*thwump-thwump*

fre put the original hole in the stall wall...

uncle phil allowed Fremen to stick his hand up his butt, and use him as a "meat chainsaw" to chew out the hole.

He did this because he enjoys saying "It's a living..."

ObieX is actually a blue humanoid with lobster claws from the planet Zorblid.

Mr. Little found out all about Obie's claws when he decided to make use of the hole in the stall wall.

joe likes to listen to classical music ,while pulling the wings off of flies......that way it doesn't seem so cruel.


you sick,sick bastard you.

flyman say joe watching mr. little spying on obie x and didnt tell his girlfriend he liked to watch.

the bent one is salivating over the pile of fly's hair...

Unfortunately, Mr. Bent can't have the hair, for at this very moment uncle phil is busy super gluing it to his shiny dome.

(how did i know you'd grab this and run with it...)


pj once pissed in conesus lake...

yup, that's some can o worms you opened there phil old boy



And as it were, that was the last time ol uncle phil dove off the dock with his mouth open.

paddyjoe didn't flush the toilet, because he likes to stir shit.

:eek:

bern likes to kick it up a notch while stirrin' the shit w/ joe..........


damn trouble makers.........



*hehehhe sorry phil but,....i'm still laughin' eh.*

fly keeps wondering why the gulls are crashing into the buildings now.
It's your shiny pate, you daft roofer! :p

you do,.....do your homework man........



Fremen wishes he could hang with the gulls,wear hose and shave all his freakin' hair off.


he becomes one with nature that way.

flyman is such a fuck..........


he likes to wear pantyhose ,while eating salmon and shaving his head.



whatta fuckin' geek.

in a vein, and somewhat sad attempt to stop the gulls, flyman tried to steal splcks wig the other day.

splck caught him in the act, and then blackmailed him into doing devious sex acts involving seagulls and roofing tools, all afternoon.

bundy is trying to figure out how to stuff his new sleeper jammies with that pile of fly's hair he stole...

uncle phil has a tight ass.

he said so himself. it's in another nonsense thread. the meatball/fly one.

or did he mean he's a tight ass? there is a difference...

back when Bernie lived in Utah, she tried to organise a local neighbourhood production of HAIR...

...the locals ran her out of town when she tried to explain the Age of Aquarius to them.

oh, and while i'm at it...

Uncle Phil isn't really Uncle Phil (at least, thats not his real name)...

his real name is..........

...

...

...

...

BONES

There is really only one bone that bundy is interested in.........and it's usually covered in nylon.

said the guy who manipulated the pix in the first place,just to satisfy his freakish desire to see dudes in hose.


...........*freak*...........

said the guy who actually manipulated his desire while wearing hose and mouse ears...



¡superfreak!

fre's thinkin' about cuttin' his hair off...new hairstyle...the "fly..." with a white stripe across the forehead...

double whammy, anybody?

unclephil has a not-so-secret desire to run his hands over flyman's new do while serenading him with Led Zepplin love songs.

nice one........



ngdawg likes to watch while phil runs his hands over my shaven bal....uhm,i mean head.....(the one on my shoulders eh).....and she also gyrates to the Zep tunes phil is scrreeeching in my ear.

......*double,double there my friends*.......

fly, you are sooooo beggin' for an LZ post to this thread...

give it too me sweetheart.......:D

Your Time Is Gonna Come
Led Zeppelin


Lyin', cheatin', hurtin, that's all you seem to do.
Messin' around with every guy in town,
Puttin' me down for thinkin' of someone new.
Always the same, playin' your game,
Drive me insane, trouble is gonna come to you,
One of these days and it won't be long,
You'll look for me but baby, I'll be gone.
This is all I gotta say to you woman:

*Your Time Is Gonna Come X4

Made up my mind to break you this time,
Won't be so fine, it's my turn to cry.
Do want you want, I won't take the brunt.
It's fadin' away, can't feel you anymore.
Don't care what you say 'cause I'm goin' away to stay,
Gonna make you pay for that great big hole in my heart.
People talkin' all around,
Watch out woman, no longer
Is the joke gonna be on my heart.
You been bad to me woman,
But it's coming back home to you.
* Chorus

had to be done...

great freakin' song bud...........i love that song!!!!


and i know my time is gonna come in this joint.



.....speaking of joints.........phil's red barn is chucker buck FULL of the maryjane action.

why do you think he's got all them vehicles?

you oughta see what's growin' behind the barn...little fly flowers, with a white band toward the top...GOTCHA!!!

phil figures he got me......that's just cuz he is now at this precise moment.........hallucinating.


cuzza what's behind the barn eh.

flyman longs to run off behind the barn with uncle phil.

aint love grand....*sigh*

joe is just jealous

fly drinks a 'pop with splck while watching phil and joe pollinate the 'spinach' behind the barn.

meatball once mistook Fremen for one of those runty donkeys that some horses like to hump. that penetrating experience still makes Fremen quiver when he sees horses.

bundy likes horseys. if ya know what i mean... ;););)

the horseys really don't like bundy so much... but sometimes, every now & then, they're in the mood for some hot bundy...




<small>i'm going to hell. that was the last nail in my coffin, huh?</small>

Bernadette has changed her name... she was actually named Bernadettie Spaghetti...

now its just Bernadette... like Prince and Ronaldo...

that was lame, but its all i got atm...




baby we're all going to hell... but heck, its sure going to be funny (and nonsensical) down there!!

bundy has his hands down his pants 75% of the day.

bernadette has her hands down bundys pants the other 25%.

PJ has his hands down Flymans pants 75% of the day.

bundy searches his pants for his Munky 100% of the day...

fremen wears panthose on the outside of his pants 100% of the day...





up up and away... its SUPER FREMEN!!!

paddyjoe lies! it he who has his hands down bundy's pants the remaining 25%.
the other 75% of paddyjoe's day he spends trying to get his hands down fly's pants, but fly smacks him senseless with empty blue bottles.



Bundy is wearing a lacy thong right now & feels oh so pretty.

bernadette and bundy are one person 50% of the day... :eek:

Fremen and Bernadettie Spaghetti are one person the other 50% of the time.

Fremen also shares himself with PJ, splck, unoaman, uncle phil and Flyman... each getting an equal 10% of the day...

plays with dolls........



'nuff said!





*and how the hell did i get involved in this trip?*

flymans pants are open to one and all


*frickin perv*

When joe says all, he means especially him.



*down boy, down*

Fremen, being a rodent of some description is actually petrified of PJ (who is a black cat...)

but what he doesn't know is that while PJ may be his natural predator, he is also drunk; and thus completely incapable of preying on anything but Guinness.

bundy has macaroni stuffed in his nose right now. odd, but true.

bernadette keeps a lifesize cardboard cutout of Ed Begley, Jr. which she high-fives every morning before starting her day.

JumpinJesus likes to go door to door trying to sell books about robots for dummies.

and he's the perfect salesman.

i filled out a questionaire on Canada the other day for a Canadian exchange students research...

questions 16-50 were about foreign impressions of Canada (like, 'what do you first think when asked about Canada?' and such...)

Flyman is the entire reason as to why i could think of nothing but weed and weak blue beer...

(oh, i though about Canola as well, but thats another story)

bundy has macaroni stuffed in his ears now. odd, but true.

bernadette has a bad case of the hic-cups.

<input type='submit' value='hic-cup' onClick="alert('omg! bundy has macaroni stuffed in his ears now. odd, but true.');">

Fremen knows things that nobody else does!

<input type='submit' value='like omg' onClick="alert('Fremen knows where bundy last stuffed his macaroni. odd, but true.');">

bernie knows I know that she knows that I know that she knows that I know everything about bundy's macaroni obsession.

<input type='submit' value='you know what else?'onClick="alert('made you look! :-p');">

Fremen is actually a Pyon alien. his weak point is his tail which when under attack becomes as weak as dry macaroni.

and bernadettie spaghetti is only concerned with my penchant for macaroni because she cares for her pasta relatives...

<input type='submit' value='guess what!!!' onClick="alert('bastardo...eh! streno. ma vero.');">

bundy has pasta his time already,the poor dude talks to aliens and guys like Fremen.

he is so bent outta shape that he has to hang with the likes of paddyjoe.

now folks i ask you,......can we let a fellow member get this low?



...and phil.....that'd be a TRIPLE whammy baby........yes....triple.

flyman has to lie about having Cuban cigars just to make people like him.....


so sad man. you, Bill Clinton, and your cigars. nice party............eh

Flyman and Bill Clinton (aka Fremen) have agreed to shoot a smutty b-grade stick-flick entitled, Inside Your Oval Orifice...

PJ will be the chief cameraman/cinematographer, Phil will be the producer... and Bernadettie Spaghetti has agreed to direct.



what a MEGA WHAMMY that was...

FUCKIN" EH MAN!!!!!



*bows down,......."we're not worthy,we're not worthy."*




beautiful slice bundy.......man after that....i ain't even got anything.


carry on with bundy's secret folks.






*..........still applauding on way out..........*

**bows**


...and that fucker bundy, well he wasn't even invited onto the set to help out with Inside Your Oval Orifice. what a loser.

bundy never got invited cuz....well....he never really did put on the pantyhose eh.....so,we sorta couldn't rely on him being at a whole with his feminine side so....well...to not beat around the bush....


.......he didn't make the cut.

sorry to break it to you like this bud in an open forum and all.

Ever wonder about Flyman's passions for sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Why he's mad for reefer? Well, here's why....his father is.......http://www.trentu.ca/arthur/archive/34/34-07/ae02.jpg

none other than Dr. Johnny Fever, that whacked-out, burnt-out, rock and rolling DJ from WKRP in Cincinnati!!
Sorry, dude.....I just couldn't hold it in any longer.....

"you ever really gotten into your hand man?"


you nailed it.....he is my dad.

how did you figure it out?




ngdawg likes to watch old reruns of 70's sitcoms.