kurtisj collected the human skulls from a German 1940's era midget-only graveyard and has been haunted by visions of short people in lederhosen since.

eggers makes a mean blanc mange and loves to use it as a sexual aid.

Wonderwench knows from experience. *go eggers!*

Upon reading her previous post, SixEdxMia promptly retrieved her cookbook and Martha Stewart-ed up a blanc mange. Unfortunately she could not figure how how to use it.

Oh! I know how to use it.....

Eggers broke into my house and stole my secret family recipe,He signed his name to it,and claimed it as his own.P.s.You do it all wrong.

SixEdxMia's secret family recipe consists of:
26 human fingernails
Tears from an emo kid
1 Bottle Jack Daniel's Whisky
2 cups skim milk

Mix together and bring to boil for 10. Then let cool and promptly throw it at someone.

eggers collects beanie babies.

Wonderwench pays money to view my beanie baby collection.

eggers' mom gives me the money to pay him to view his beanie baby collection.

Wonderwench earns that money from my mom via sexual acts.

eggers' mom is really a dood, and very well hung at that.

Wonderwench thinks 3" is very well hung.

eggers takes after his mom-dood.

Wonderwench is intimidated by not-so-endowed men.

eggers intimidates me.

*stands behind wonderwench looking all pretty and mean*

Wonderwench works in a bullet factory,she has those tiny.. little... fingers.

Thats not a secret of mine.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfold...atinternet.jpg

SixEdxMia has no idea what her handle means.

(If I were you I would want to keep that fact secret.)

eggers dresses like Peter Pan.

(No I was trying to explain that saying "eggers intimidates me" would be a secret of yours and have nothing to do with me, therefore you screwed up, BOOYAH)

Wonderwench is still embarassed about this photo taken of her:
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp1.htm

eggers has identity issues. He thinks he is me and I am him.

Wonderwench also has identity issues. She thinks she is William Shatner.

Eggers IS william shatner,and is sick of wonder sucking up his profits for endorsements and the like..

*never mind*

eggers........deep down,.......hates omelettes



more of a sausage kind of guy eh.


it's cuz of all the sausage parties he goes too.

Flyman smokes marijuana...






...out of some dudes ass.

eggers pools his lunch money with his buddies and rents a $15 hooker for lunch.

Freman thinks my $20 hooker costs $15.

the $20.00 hookers that eggers gets..........are the one's that Fremen hooks him up with.

that way.......Fremen makes $5.00 off of a $20.00 ho....

fly would get him a $20 hooker, but I think splck stole his balls again. *ouchy-wawa*

Fremen is jealous of splck for stealing my balls cuz he wanted to put a new set on the dildo bong.

I already know all of flymans secrets... (remember you owe me nine bucks)


Did you guys see eggers call me fat?!?!?

I'm going to get high and eat something to drown my sorrows.

six hates peetster

*gasp*

Kurtisj is extremly jealous of my BIG Peetster.

Six usually calls him Peester when she drinks too much. ;)

Peetster is affraid of the dark

(can not get any darker a secret)


that or he is afraid of bath tubs.

energus has a rather large collection of hamsters he stole from a travelling Malaysian circus, which he has trained to walk around his house in small Barbi-sized togas. The largest and most vicious frequently sneaks up on him and stabs him with a toothpick, so that energus can reply, "et tu, Brute?" as though he was perplexed and caught-off guard....and not as though he was forced to give Brutus extra cheese for a month to teach him to attack.

the pigster bites the bottoms out of his ice cream cones...

uncle phil speaks in tongues and is a snake handler.

phil only says that because I work parttime in an ice-cream parlor near uncle phil's neighborhood. One time (just the once, I swear!) phil came in, I bit out the bottom of his cone, then put in his double scoop butterscotch and haggis flavored combo, wrapped the bottom in napkins, and give it back to him. He walked around already with people thinking he'd been having sex with a goat and just hadn't cleaned up. I think he was sort of mad about it for a while. Sorry, man.

...edited for wonderwench beating me to the punch...
Wonderwench was the one who told him he had a problem...neither one will fess up how she found it was ice-cream... ;)

(note: after the earlier problems, I'm not even touching that "speaking in tounges and snake-handling business...)

pigglet secretly feasts on pulled-pork sandwiches.

in church

on the full moon

(damn, i love-pulled pork sammiches...)


PJ is the nicest, sweetest, most...(oops, sorry, wrong thread)

PJ once threw an iceball at a Genny beer truck...

Phil owns stock in Genocide Screaming Ale.

Their motto: "No two batches ever come out exactly the same"

(must be what's wrong with me...but i seriously LOVED 12-horse ale...)

pete counts beans for a living, but that may change shortly...(he hopes...)

Grandma Brown once hired uncle phil as her bean counter, but, due to the disapperance of the beanage, coupled with the pungent green cloud in his office, had to let him go.

Dream job too, eh phil old boy.

Paddy once believed an old schoolhouse chum that if he stuck a magical bean up *there* that it would help him to fly. Sadly, it didn't. But he carries it with him today.

Peet,for some reason,wants joe to stick a bean in his "there region".......to somehow help him to me.

why?..........hell if i know.

this is a deep dark secret Peetster.........even darker than dark.



:lol:

flyman is made of cinderblocks and old sneakers

kurtisj enjoys hot honey enimas followed by excessive self-stimulation. I have been told it makes quite a sticky mess.

mml secretly tapes these enema sessions to show his auto-mechanic how he would like his oil changed in the future.

Fremen changes his oil every 4000 miles instead of the factory recommended 3000.

Peetster has traveled to the far corners of the globe just to get turned down for dates.

pj once tried to water the xerox plant...from outside the fence...

Phil held PJ's member for him as he tinkled on the xerox factory from outside the gate...

Oh man you two are frickin SICK!!!



Peetster claimed he was the look-out, but actually danced a little jig and took digital photos of us.

The photos will be on Wayside in about fifteen minutes.

Paddy's favorite beer is Coors Lite. In a can. At room temperature. Held lovingly in his old "Dukes of Hazard" coozie.

Peetster's favorite food is a lime green jello with spam.

Wenchie is afraid of screwing up her Macintosh.

Sinister actually had sex with Wonder's Macintosh.

Ouchies.

Peetster provided the modified external "interface" that Sinister used for that excursion with the Mac...from what I heard it took a lot of time and personal research for Peetster to develop that bit of technology.

You been peeking in my recipe box? :D


pigglet is a little too fascinated with male/female electric plugs.
He's been thrown out of every large hardware store-chain in a 100 mile radius for fondling the merchandise.
He's resorted to going to the little mom and pop stores to get his pervy jollies. For shame. :eek:

Fremen is gay.

I guess you haven't grasped the concept of this game yet. :rolleyes:

lol, ok, heres one:

Fremen spends on average 6.3 hours a day coming up with his next post for this thread.

Last night Fremen was busted in a lithium smuggling operation that spanned several states. Spot was taken into protective custody. He hid his face as newsmen snapped pictures. We're all embarrassed for him.

eggers, no.

The idea is not to simply insult, but to take funny elements from the prior posts and to weave them into your post. Try again.

Meanwhile, high above the city, Peetster wonders why his lithium shipment hasn't arrived yet.

SM clerks at the electronics counter of the Walgreens at which Peetster refills his lithium prescription.

Wenchie comes into the Walgreen's once a month to buy hemorrhoid cream.

SM steals the hemorrhoid cream from me and uses it as a sexual lubricant, although the results are far from satisfactory.

The results are unsatisfactory because Wenchie uses the cream for toothpaste and refills the tube with model airplane glue.

SM has no idea what really goes on because he huffs all of the airplane glue.

I wouldn't huff all of the glue if Wenchie didn't huff all of the spray paint as fast as I can stock it.

SM spray painted his body blue and christened himself the Giant Smurf by hitting himself over the head with a bottle of Shiner Bock.

Wenchie hijacked a Shiner delivery truck while she was high on spray paint because she mistakenly believed it was full of Two Buck Chuck.

As I rolled on down the highway, I spied SM hitchhiking; he was all dolled up in his tranny outfit, trolling for kinky truckers.

Wenchie stopped and picked me up and proceeded to get me drunk on Shiner Bock.

Once SM was thoroughly soused, I rolled him and stole his Mac Cosmetics, stripped him and left him on the doorstep of St. Vincent de Paul's in Witchita.

But the joke was on Wenchie because the cash in my wallet was counterfeit and the cosmetics had been secretly replaced with itching powder.

Back at St. Vincent de Paul's, SM shocked the Blue Haired ladies with his Blue Nakedness; the BHLs gave him a pair of handyman overalls so that he could conceal his naughty bits.

Wenchie was stopped at the Nebraska state line with a stolen truck, a wad of counterfeit C-notes, and a bad case of jock itch. She was jailed for ninety days, during which she traded lukewarm Shiner Bock to the other inmates for cigarettes and porn.

Wenchie flipped SM as the source of the counterfeit C-notes. He was arrested and thrown into a cell with Mike Tyson; SM became Tyson's beeyatch.

Wenchie spent her sentence playing quarters in the drunk tank with Martha Stewart, Scott Pederson, and O.J. Simpson. Everytime she lost a round, they made her ride a Shiner bottle like it was a Sybian machine.

SinMo drank so much SB he ended up in the same cell with Wenchie and Martha Stewart made him stitch doilies using used dental floss.

Fremen beats off to wet umbrella's

the war-like one sports a "give peace a chance" bumper sticker on his citroen...

uncle phil has always wanted a Citroen...but his feet are just too damn big to work the pedals.

bill's feet were too big to work the pedals of his first tricycle...

uncle phil bought Bill's tricycle at a yard sale and now rides it around town while wearing a Barney the Dinosaur costume; he scares small children and elderly ladies.

Wenchie's Barney costume is a little too roomy in the bust for Uncle Phil due to her botched silicon implant job years ago.

wonderwench entered a pie eating contest - as a pie. Was later seen being wrapped in plastic wrap and placed into a refrigerator uneaten.

Edit: BAH! SM beat me to it hmm...

SM has a fetish for pirate peg-legs. Especially the rubber-tipped ones.

ObieX fled for the hills in panic when he heard War of the Worlds on the radio - many years after everyone else knew about the hoax.

SinisterMotives' motives aren't really sinister, at all!! In fact, SM is far too lazy to have any motives at all.

Bill O'Rights has a firm grasp of punctuation, but his sentence structure could use some work.

Edit: Doh! Bill changed his period to an actual statement while I was posting. :lol:

Bill can usually be found sticking flyers for a New Age bluegrass revue under people's windshield wipers in the Jitney Jungle parking lot.

SM has a firm grasp of....well, nevermind. Let's just say he is mighty handy at being self-sufficient.

Wenchie hotwired her vibrator so she can turn it up to eleven. It seems she is numb to the ten factory presets already.

SM hotwired his microwave so he could explode kittens more quickly.

Impressed by SMs hotwiring skills, wonderwench asked him to modify her vibrator to add a "warming sensation".

Wenchie's cabana boy told me he has cut her down to three glasses of wine per evening. He says he's tired of prying her loose from the pool drain when she gets to feeling frisky.

Edit: ObieX beat me to the punch!

ObieX was arrested for streaking at the Special Olympics.

Sinister owns a large stuffed animal named "Mr. Pickles". Mr. Pickles has many mysterious stained holes.