uncle phil is really "aunt phil"

Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*.

If you piss off *Nikki*, you're on your own bud. :p

Bones is going to die soon

haha

*Nikki* is going to get arrested after beating Bones to a pulp.

spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH

spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film.

JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading ;)

that's no secret qpid. :)

But that means I get to go twice. :D

qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes.

Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.

...and he call's them his little Chicago Cubbies!:D

richee has a crush on *Nikki*

oh ya'.....Jadz too

Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality!
And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel!
and PorscheBunny!
and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE].
and Flyman (in his dreams!):p

richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota...

On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.

fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

*Nikki* likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too.

thanx *Nikki*

*has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up*

flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower:)

oh wait, that wasn't a secret!

flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower!

*Nikki* is really a 46 year old truck driver named Lou.

How'd you guess?

fhqwhgads was really looking forward to *Nikki* posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me! :)

richeee is falls asleep dreaming about Whitesnake

Yeah, well qpid fall asleep thinking about Poison. And Warrant.

KWSN has attended 5 New Kids on the Block concerts.

-Mikey

mikeyChalupa was once arrested for selling dope dressed as a nun......

cdw has semi annual parties in which the members of SleezBeez, Pretty Boy Floyd, Bang Tango, The Backstreet Boys, Mike Piazza and himself don Ninja and Pirate costumes and enact imaginary battles in the pirate ship/ninja hideout he's built in his back yard.

Bones is dilusional that the Cubs are going to finish with a winning record.

It's the dildo collection, it makes him crazy.

wrkime keeps a whale-blubber collection in little plastic jars in his freezer...

It's a little known fact that Uncle Phil wears Batman underwear made especially for him from silk in a small shop in Kowloon.

Small, nimble fingered women weave each set to his exact specifications always placing the Bat symbol exactly centered on the crotch and a picture of Robin on the the right cheek.

It's rumored that Michel Jackson buys all of the used ones for his collection but no documentation has surfaced to support this rumor.

Lord that was cruel!

jeebus, that was...

Rockogre keeps a wonder woman suit in his closet...... to wear himself

Bones is trying to make a wonder woman suit out of human skin, but is having trouble finding "material". When you do, remember, it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Bones' name came from the fact that he had a Racoon Penis Bone surgecialy inserted into his groin.

He doesn't even really like Spinach.


Moron.

World's King is actually only King of a small Field outside of Ohio

The greaser avatar prompts me: World's King uses that cheap knock-off Pome Aid. Shame on you for not using Dapper Dan.

"Pome Aid? I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

Bubblegum Teflon is just that. He's a piece of teflon made from bubblegum. How he manages to type is still a mystery.

KWSN is really a member of the Backstreet Boys.

Loki

Wish he was from America so he can stop talking like that.

World's King is actualyl only king of his tiny little world that exists in a shoebox under his bed

QPID IS STUPID!!!! OMGROFLMAOASMPLAODMANDOAKDOADODLANDADPADPAODMADOLROAJDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KWSN is part of a secret organization that is not really looking to take over the world before Microsoft does. The organization's real goal is to abolish the use of the shift key and the letter E.

Or KWSN is just really good at abbreviating.

Either way, it is a secret. Keep it on the DL.

The B in Bones stands for B...nothing else...it's just a letter.

wrkime isn't really from New England. He's from Old England. As a matter of fact, he's Queen Elizabeth.

I don't want to be Queen.

KWSN = Keep Wearing Sweet Naugahyde
I know, I know it's getting old, but it amuses me.

wrkime has every episode of "Gillmore Girls" on tape.

JumpinJesus is actually Aretha Franklin's Vagina, in Cyborg Form

Spinach_Indeed was the guy who cancelled the original Star Trek.

KillerYoda's nick starts with the same letter as mine. And when you steal my letter... I get MAD

KWSN likes to wear platform shoes with micro miniskirts and crotchless lace panties. *runs for her life*

Ummm KWSN just for future reference I'm not a "he", thankee.

Loki is actually tied and bound with the entrails of his son, at the center of the earth, with poison dripping into his eyes. (icky as this seems there's a reference here too).

EDIT: My webcache must be messed up, I just loaded this page!! ok, Somenosuke, your left eyelid twitches whenever you're thinking about something naughty.

Bubblegum Teflon:

You are too a he, you just don't know the difference.

vermin is a giant talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of a nuclear reactor.

wrkime is a much smaller talking cockroach that lives in the bowels of aforesaid talking cockroach.

KWSN is secretly addicted to the Smurf cartoons.

You don't even want to think about his longings for Smurfette involving handcuffs and whipped cream.

rockogre doesn't really have a beard. Or a motorcycle... or any tattoos. Actually, he's a French hairstylist/interior decorator from Grenwich Village.

Bones put me on his balls and made no effort to get me off till I hinted it to him.

Bones suffers from a horrible affliction known as micropenis.. the poor dear.

Somenosuke spent 2 weeks in line to get tickets to <i>Attack of the Clones</i> dressed as Chewbacca.

JumpinJesus was with me, but he was dressed as Princess Leia.

JumpinJesus is neither jumping nor Jesus...and it actually is an exit

Holtmate is slow to post, and lives in Ohio.

Bones likes to dress a french maid and listen to Tiny Tim records while he gives himself a brazilian wax.

bones wears a white sox hat on dates...

Bones likes having KWSN stuck to his balls...unfortunately, I'm there to witness it, naked except for socks...ugh, I feel sick.

while wrkime isn't being Bones' sex slave, he likes to go to Duran Duran concerts. He's the one throwing his panties onstage.

KWSN really is a radio station....;)

You thilly, thilly man, you can just bite me, oh I don't know, thomewhere fun. You choose.

rock likes to play with small animals and dead light bulbs under the covers in the middle of the night...

uncle phil has this weird habit of scratchin' his balls when a pretty young thing walks by.

come to think of it...so do i.

flyman plays the ukelele.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif

splck eats black widow spiders for a living. :P

bones continues to wear that white sox hat on dates...

Bones has a huge crush on Oprah and often masturbates while thinking about her touching herself.

WK longs to be dressed up as Lizel from "The Sound Of Music" while humming show tunes from the musical film "Oklahmoa"

wrkime doesn't need to poop. In fact, he's been constipated for years. Even after eating large quantities of bran. Really, it's effecting his quality of life.

can't believe i'm getting stepped on every time i try to rag on bones...

Uncle Phil has the days of the week sewn into his underpants

bones - white sox hat - dates...

Bones comes to us direct from his prison cell in Joliet.. Along with his cell mate, Tiny..

Doc was the doctor at Joliet...He knew Bones quite well!!!

paddyjoe has saved all of his bellybutton lint from the past 8 years

Zotz is Gary Coleman. Just shorter (in more ways than one).

KWSN skips his showers daily for tfp

krwlz is upstate, and will be destroyed when downstate launches its top secret plan to invade upstate and make it their own! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Err... you guys didn't hear that.

KWSN still smells due to his lack of showering for tfp....and apparently planing to destroy upstate....

Hey KWSN! I stuck up for you in chat the other day.. Someone said you ate shit sandwiches.. I told them that that couldn't be true, that you didn't like bread..

Doc has every word to <i>Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo</i> memorized.

jumpin jeasus has that pogo stick upside down...

krwlz doesn't know how most people have below-average intelligenct, but either way, he's one of them.

He prefers to be called "special" though.

krwlz is a bad speller.

wrkime has a slow reaction time.

And if he holds that poop that he needs to take for much longer, it's gonna start coming out his mouth.

KWSN is in love with two-toed farm animals with dingleberries on their bums.

wrkime yells at the dog for drinking in the toilet...because wrkime is also thirsty, and the dog is in the way

Mmmm krwlz has a "thing" for Crisco and pomeranians.

GuttersnipeXL has the most extreme infantilism fetish I've ever seen.

Somenosuke uses big words like "infantilism" to hide her fetish for children's programming...Barney makes her hot.

You got it all wrong. That dork from Blues Clues is the one who really gets me going.

wrkime is a pervy Barney-fancier in denial, and thus he projects his sick fetishes onto other people.

Somenosuke likes to dance nekkid on top of the bar.

Like I said before...flyman plays the ukelele.....and he likes it.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif