Splck has a hidden hatred for all residents of Glensburg, Washington and has devised a plan to exterminate the entire town in less than an hour.

killer yoda owns a complete set of debbie boone inspirational cds...

uncle phil is Debbie Boone.

myMHZ likes it when his dog licks peanut butter off his body

crazycousinjim likes to spread peanut butter on myMHZ.

troublebot used to be the tinman in the wizard of oz

flyman paints his toenails for his ukulele recitals.

Splck thinks that Marie Osmond is hot.

Rock thinks Donny Osmond is hot

Bones uses training wheels.

rockogre is really a well dressed yuppie

alpha phi enjoys long walks in the park, a good movie, good food, and fabricating Barbara Walter sculptures out of piles of steaming cow dung.

bones desires to play Scarlet O'Hara in the remake of Gone With The Wind

Zotz peels hundreds of potatoes everyday just to cover his body in the peels.

wrkime is actually a fourteen year old pimpled girl from Tumwater with braces and no boobs yet. Caught between Barbie and Boys she takes her anguish out at the TFP.

Rockogre is a vegetarian. I know, I didn't believe it at first either.

The previous poster isn't really a Giant Hamburger, he's really a BLT.

spectre puts small, shaved, greased rodents in his pants late at night while listening to Englebert Humperdinck's greatest hits over and over again.

wrkime collects the treasures he harvests from his nose. One day he plans on selling the collection on ebay.

splck gets off to the Micheal Jackson interview.

Hycdubg's secret fantasy is to molest dogs -- corn dogs that is...

troit is actually a (very) clever anagram for a swahili word meaning 'lover of small rodents with dyed backs'

laughter is a stand-up comic who actually give his act sitting down.

Bones has none. He's a rubberman.

Laughter is actually a very very very sad person who rarely ever laughs. And he makes little racecars out of his poop

Spinach_Indeed hasn't missed one "Hardcastle and McCormick" convention yet.

fhqwhgads sneezed when he was trying to type hs name and that's what came out.

edit...WorldsKing is a miniature version of Alex Trebek that lives in a dumpster behind KFC and prefers the taste of dumpster juice rather than a half eaten #7 combo platter.

Also ..All night he dreams about My Little Pony.

GuttersnipeXL is the employee of the month at said KFC.

KWSN is acutally smart

Bones likes to wear a complete Sailor Moon outifit to his dental appointments and behave in a coquettish manner with the large burly Yugoslav Dental Master all the while speaking only in a falsetto intended to sound like a young japanese waif.

SpoilSport doesn't play well with others

flyman likes to castrate bulls

Memalvada drives slow in the ultra fast lane

qpid dreams of Dennis Leary shaving a monkey every night.

w3r7y gets obscure references to songs that no one has heard of and um... is a Mac User!

qpid likes to fart in public places and blame the smell on old people

Memalvada eats poker chips and refuses to keep the seat in a fully upright position during take off and landings.

trouble bots name comes form his numerous troubles keeping the vibrater robot in his ass working

krwlz is a wannabe snake-charmer...

Uncle Phil goes on vacation and TFP crashes- coincidence? I think not!

richeee once shot a man just to watch him die, then got distracted and missed it.

but Vermin survived, richeee was glad, since his aim was off, and he meant to hit someone else!!!
Long Live vermin, who's deepest secret is that he wishes "The Brady Bunch" would've included him, just so he could be closer to Sam, the butcher!:D

richeee loves boooooobies,richeeee loves booooobies

flyman enjoys pulling the wings off of flies with a pair of tweezers, then dips the still-living flies in sugar, glazes them with a small butane torch, and gives them to small children for halloween candy

phoenix is really a raven in disuge

dragon2fire has probably spent a fortune on role-playing games involving dragons and wizards and whatnot. he has nightmares of kids teasing him about the superman cape he still wears.

chodarama dreams of living in a world where people who drink llama urine are not persecuted for their beliefs.

KillerYoda has a fetish for 900-year-old creatures that inhabit the swamp planet of Dagobah.

That is the only portugese Bones knows...

afraidofninjas sleeps with teenage turtles.

splck still laments the day he got kicked out of Molly Hatchet.

bones owns sherman lollar's first catcher's mitt...

Uncle Phil wishes he looked exactly like his avatar...all the time!

Vermin played the part of the rat in the anti-drug ads.

phoenix1022 is really tucson2113 in disguise, and is still bummed that I became his superior in qpid's army!:D
Age (and seniority) has it's privleges!;)

richee is anything but rich...he squats down late at night in supermarket parking lots to try to catch the glimmer of shiney pennies, so that he can save up for a new issue of Teen Beat.

richee got kidnapped by the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz when he was younger, and is still traumatized. he refuses to go anywhere near the monkey house in zoos these days, and has installed AA batteries around his house, just in case they decide to ever come back. :D

Just you watch it richee, an unfortunate "accident" might occur, involving you and a truck full of monkeys. That way I could have back my full title :p

edit: oops... i guess i was too slow. I guess whoever's next gets to rip at both me and snipe.

OK phoenix- you're scaring me now with the monkeys-I didn't want to get nasty, but now the world will know-
phoenix1002 refuses to face the truth of being a lesbian trapped in a male body with no tongue and a small nose!
HA!:D

and GutterXL- Teen Beat ROCKS!!!!

Snipe would rather that no one knew of his secret love affair with that horse last week...

pheonix would rather not have anyone kno that he was the horse...

Nope, I got nothing to add here. I was gonna, but I thought better of it.

so lets see.. apparently i'm a male horse with lesbian tendencies that had a secret love affair with snipe...

Krwlz wishes he was so lucky.. :p
He's had a thing for snipe for a while...

edit: damn... i've got to start hitting refresh more often

Since Peetster has a date with back episodes of My Little Pony, I'll reveal that phoenix finds himself shedding a tear everytime Enrique Iglesias drops a spot on the Billboard charts.

GuttersnipeXL wishes he could be there to comfort phoenix1002 in a "special way" when he cries over Enrique's drop in the charts.

MrSelfDestruct has not yet come to terms with the fact that he is unable to fit into a small sports car, and he constantly strives to boost the performance of his buick. :p

Sadly, Flicka was being violated by Guttersnipe, so it was "My Little Pony" or nothing. ;-)

Ok, that's it. I'm letting the pig out of the bag about the tiem you and your ex stole several hundred condoms to replace the ones you used, and had none from the stolen batch left by the next morning.

(Fighting semi-truth with truth. It's not that I can't fit in a sports car, it's more that I'm too poor to afford one. And I'd like to see you get a '97 Buick Century to pull off an 80-foot burnout with good tires. And you can have my neon lights when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.)

MrSelfDestruct is not at all self-destructive, and wouldn't know a field munition if it came up and bit him on the ass.

vermin just cut the cheese...

phil really really misses that country/state game...

bundy really really really really misses the country/state game

flyman often looks in your window when you are undressing.

myMHz is secretly an undercover Nepalese Intelligence officer that plays with male thongs and likes to say the word "boink" in reply to regular questions.

tek55 likes to pretend that he understands Latin.

Peetster has watched the movie Ishtar 114 times and has memorized the script

fyi, i don't pretend, i know for damn sure i don't understand it :P i just like the meaning of the phrase :D anyways oh shit umm yeah, peetster likes to play with toy bunnies w/ pink lace nighties while using the crapper

tek55 was drafted by the Polish Secret Police, but that job didn't pan out (he told everyone what his job was, and he was too tanned to be polish, anyway). So then he became a fisherman working out of a small boat off the west coast. However, his boat sunk when he fell asleep at the wheel and hit an American submarine. After swimming back to shore, he realized he didn't have enough money left to buy another boat, so he's been bumming around on the beach ever since, selling shells to tourists in order to buy food and pay for the 'net.

Phoenix1002 is a delusional escaped mental patient who goes around giving people "noogies" and "dutch rubs"

wrkime likes eating cole slaw out of old galoshes.

Troublebot rolls in lox and then likes to sit in the sun.

Wrkime watches me while I sunbathe.

Pervy bastard.

Troublebot doesn't sunbathe so much as burns to a crisp, due to the fair complexion that has been the bane of troublebot's existence.

Wrkime has frequent carnal pleasure with pickles and sour cream

Zotz lives in the Ozarks: where shoes are optional, but having sex with your relatives is not.

Troublebot's favorite hobby is milking gerbils......orally.

troublebots only solace each night is the company of his three pet gerbils.

edit: hey gerbils was my idea!

Zotz only solace each night is the company of his three cats.

chodarama believes that he created rodents in a likeness of his own image

Zotz wants to be a vampire after reading Anne Rice's "Interview With The Vampire."

chodarama suffers from multiple personality disorder. He is also manic-depressive. During his manic periods, he believes he is bugs bunny, and during his depressed periods, he believes that he is Karl Marx. He has medication for this, however when on the medication he believes he is a communist rabbit.

Phoenix1002 will only make right turns when he drives.

Bones' feet smell like Fritos

zotz's feet LOOK like fritos...

at least once a week, uncle phil dresses up in a clown costume with gaudy makeup on and drinks vodka alone in his car outside his house

chodarama has a part time job sniffing armpits for a major deodorant manufacturer

Zotz lives in a house made completely out of empty non-alchoholic beer cans, all of which he drank himself. His friends like to play tricks on him by driving by with a magnet, which takes chunks out of his walls every time they pass. :p

:( Wrong thread, my bad. This outta make for a good one on me...

Ruprex feels that radio advertising is a pyramid scheme used to recruit people for the church of the clown fish.

louiedog likes to snort dried animal feces and dance like Zorba the Greek.

wrktime isn't ashamed of his daily urge to tongue his own poo

chodarama thinks that people shouldn't talk, but should bark like dogs and use the sidewalk as their bathrooms.