Bundy, whilst deriving his name from the best Rum in the world, is notorious for snowdropping nursing homes...

Meridae'n chose that screen-name whilst completely drunk, alternative names that came to Meridae'n were Golraehgh and Blarhaoh.

Mr.Deflok is little miss deflok on weekends

manalone cries at night because he cant catch uncle phil in the " TIMES POSTED IN THIS THREAD" race !!!

mid cries for no reason at all...

uncle phil kisses the tears off midlandmadman's cheeks. WOW, what a visual!

paddyjoe licks the tears from the tip of uncle phil's tongue

flyman bought the new Avril Lavigne album because someone told him that the inside CD leaflet was actually norty pix of avril in the bath.

bundy thinks looking at avril naked is a bad thing...... he prefers the backstreet boys.........

MidlandMadMan is scared he will lose the posting race

Man alone wears women's underwear!

first self-insult!

put that in your pipe and smoke it

I think manalone has put too many things into that smoking pipe!

...... as inventor of the game paddy-cake....paddyjoe had to change his name so he didnt get mobbed in public all the time

mid's stolen sleeper jammies need changing...eeeeeeewh...

uncle phil attemted to transplant his back hair to his forehead....with disasterous results!

paddyjoe can breathe under urine

God crys because Meridae'n touches himself at night.

BBtB had a ten year romantic affair with an 8x10 photograph of Henry Kissinger making a kissy face.

Now all he has is hairy palms.

man still hasn't changed his jammies...oooh-ooh, that smell...

seems to me 'ol uncle phil has this thing for all the dudes jammies

can you say weirdo?

Edit: Dammit. Story of my life flyman...

Meridae'n is too slow and passes over other posters

hehe

flyman is way too insensitive to other peoples disabilities.

ever since grade school, paddyjoe has gotten scared whenever the local priest asks him to cough...


Edit: damn, that's twice...

Merida'en can turn his skeleton around entirely inside his skin. Its a neat party trick

manalone was the guy that told ozzy osbourn to bite the head off a bat.... then he showed him how.....

Midlandmadman once dated that chick from Hanson

BBtB is president of the Fox Network in Cuba

Damn straight.

Manalone has been passing a petition around to give milli vanilli the grammy back.

BBtB is Oral Roberts shoe shine boy.

rock likes to ride tricycles...the ones with the pedals on the front wheel...

uncle phil knits his own underwear from his pubic hair.

Those are actually Uncle Phil's legs in Manalone's Avatar...
(I feel dirty...)

Pheatius can suck-start a Harley

Meridae'n lives each day as if it were his last: crying pitifully while furiously masturbating.

vermin has the entire al gore action figure set. collect them all!

BBtB is a manic depressive homo-phobic with a fettish to eat toenail clippings while bathing in a tub of green jelly. It's true, I saw it on TV.

Mr.Deflok neuters pelicans with his teeth

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stiltzkin gives showers a 4.2. stiltizkin also has a wierd disorder were he rates EVERYTHING.

BBtB secretly has a crush on Martha Stewart

mystmarimatt plays all four of the Tellytubbies...!

pyrate sleeps with a yellow rubber ducky...

uncle phil is actually his own cousin.

Mr.D isn't chicken about sticking feathers up his butt.

he likes it....

flyman secretly plucks the wings from live flies to brew them in his tea.

paddyjoe likes the riding-crop a little bit more than the horses do.

Freman thinks he could be a desert dweller, if it wasn't for all that cactus rape.

vermin actually has beady, rat-like eyes...

THE MAC GOD has no macs :o

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Stiltzkin actually has many rumples...

THE MAC GOD actually took his name from Kraft macaroni and cheese.

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Stiltzkin Listens to emo music *cough* Pussy punk *cough*

opentocomments is actually very defensive and not-quite-so-open to comments.

Stiltzkin is a moogle, plain and simple.
Say hello Stiltzkin...
http://www.cosplayangel.com/images/c...moogle-001.jpg

burger dreams of being the fry chef at mickey dee's...

Uncle phil once beat up president taft.


(And moogle. I liked that one)

BBtB can only achieve orgasm with the aid of a cardboard chewbacca standee, a platter of fried zucchini and at least 4 pairs of clown shoes.

rockzilla is so bald he doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead...

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Stiltzkin's parents raised him as a girl until he was 16

Rockzilla used to be an alcholic until Ted Kennedy organized an intervention. These days its nothing but heroin and blow.

BBtB has two small calluses on his penis, one on the underside, one on the top, from where he grips it with his tweezers...

BBtB organized the local YMCA fundraiser so he could upgrade his furniture budget.

Fremen is a slow as i used to be...

Edit: Only kidding mate... I've done it a million times ;)

Ow... Can we get a ref in here? I do believe that one was below the belt (in more ways then one, EH eh?)

Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

Edit: BBtB is damn slow too. Two people posted since I wrote this and it still ended up right. That was ... er.. planned.. really.

BBtB used to wrestle in mexico under the name "El Molestador"

rockzilla took sooo many drugs in the 80s that he was actully so high that he was sober.. and now he is finally comming down he is having fantasies about mexican wrestlers. Its best not to make eye contact.

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Stiltzkin has an army of trained penguins in his back yard. Waiting, just back there waiting. Then right at the right moment... yea penguin burgers. They would never suspect...

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Stiltzkin is a freakin' neat freak.....

Flyman really does enjoy being abused on "The Three Word Story" thread!

richee has a perchant for jealousy...

Meridae'n's Bling Gauge is broken, meaning Meridae'n's running on fumes and doesn't know it!

And what's a "perchant"? A unit for charging for wicca spells? :confused:
per chant? :lol:

Whatever it is, I definitely am green with envy about it!!!:suave:

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Stiltzkin is so poor he freebase's soot

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Stiltzkin can't remember anything between 1984 and 1987. His last memories was snorting up some "coke" at a friends house and next thing he knows its 3 years later, he is naked, in disney world singing antiwar songs with goofy!

BBtB was born with no Illio-tibial Band, rendering his hips useless and therefore can only move his legs at the knee. Not much of a dancer, but can kneel with the best of them...

Meridae'n's "bling" is going off the chart. On a side note bling is psychologist jargon for homosexual tendencies.

bbTb once ate a live "salami"...after he pulled it out of flyman's jammies...

uncle phil holds the world record for swallowing frankfurters in one.

manalone once fashioned a coat for himself , made entirely out of used condoms!

midlandmadman likes to go to sausage parties,with uncle phil, and they both steal jammies.

*bling,bling*

Flyman drives a fully restored AMC Gremlin with a set of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

Rockogre only knows this because he raced him in his Chevy Vega.

paddyjoe knows this because he stands on street corners...wearing a little pink dress.

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BBtB is secretly in love with stiltzkin and is afriad to show his emotions so he insults him. sort of like a boy pulling on a girls pig tails.

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Stiltzkin is a puck-activist.
He is commonly seen outside of Hockey games protesting the abuse of hockey pucks worldwide.
People ignore him because they think he is just French-Canadian with a bad accent.

Pheatius is a made man. Although he is conflicted. The Godfather just asked him to beat rockogre with a live salmon for confusing flyman with me. That is MY AMC gremlin thank you. Pheatius dosn't want to do it. Oh he dosn't have any problem wacking rockogre. He just wants to use a tuna. Its this thing he's into.

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Stiltzkin is just jealous. He knows he can never wear a cheerleading outfit as well as BBtBarbie.

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stiltzkin can't find the woods because he doesn't know what "wood" looks like!

stiltz sits in a tower weaving cloth for his emporor's clothes...