richee joins them and they all go to a sausage party.

flyman runs with scissors

Meridae'n likes to sniff hot rubber erasers on pencils. :p

Fremen collects cockroaches, in the faint hope that they will eventually become all the rage so he can sell them and get rich!!!

Pyrate masturbates..........to cookbooks!

Midlandmadman has a doorknob phobia

Meridae'n is actually from Maroubra Junction Hotel

htd lives in a tree...no, a shrub...no, a plant...no, a flower...

uncle phil pisses on his feet in the shower for good luck...

Meridae'n uses tampons for decoration purposes.

Freman copies the three word story and reads it to his kids at bedtime every night.

paddyjoe got his name from the numerous trips around town in the paddy wagon

naughty boy............

flyman actually had his wings cut off several years ago by paddyjoe while in prison so that he would have a 'buddy'.

eyeseepeedude has never grown pubic hair... quite aerodynamic

Meridae'n tries on kids clothes after everybody goes to bed.

fremen used to get nailed by the cops with paddyjoe until he escaped...

now he's a fremen

flyman once had a date with a woman named Dave.

Fremen is 'Dave'

eyeseepeedude walks through the valley of death, but he fears no evil for 'Dave' art with him; thy rod and thy staff they comfort him...

pheatius pulls his covers over his head when he farts...

uncle phil likes to sneak in Pheatius' room and stick his head under the covers for a whiff too.

unfortunately, flyman is also under the covers with pheatius... :)

eyeseepeedude has two Y chromosomes...

Meridae'n needs a refill of Bling

HiThereDear thinks he's cool

Deflok is actually Helen Clarks love child.

Bundy runs like a drunken 10 year old at his first sleepover

Queedo likes to pick on flyman when he should be picking on bundy.
beh...then he/she changes his/her post!

splck is really the Trix rabbit and is wanted in three states for theft.

User Name is such a loser he couldn't think up a name

queedos deepest darkest secret is that he's underage and shouldn't really be here.

Bundy wishes he was still underage, but since he just celebrated a birthday, he is sitting at home, wearing that proverbial birthday suit, and hoping that he can "blow out" queedo's "candles"!!!!

Good luck, Bundy!!

Richee did Rockogre!! What about you?

HiThereDear has no concept of punctuation...

meridae'n cannot spell meridian

cheese does not read previous pages,

or clean under his foreskin...

meri loves all kinds of cheese.
blue, chedder, dick, brie, fetta, keflograviera (sp), edam etc...

bundy urinates through his skin...

meridae'n swallows jelly beans, then regurgitates them through his nose...

Uncle Phil used to be Aunt Bee :)

ICPDude likes the pissing shots in penthouse.eeewwwwwww

flyman likes shit shots.

splck likes to eat the mold off old cheese then kiss his wife/gf/bf. ;)

fremen isn't quite a free man yet... :)

EyeSeePeeDude usually drinks the pee he sees... hey... wait a minute... wtf?? ;)

eyeseepeedude, dropped math class in the 2nd grade. ;)

fremen hides his playgirl magazines behind his monitor

eyeseepeedude is in that mag that fremen is hiding

froggy lives behind fremen's monitor...

Uncle Phil contains pure filtered water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, EDTA and Yellow #5.

If he had an aluminum exterior, he would be a large can of Minute Maid Lemonade.

pheatius fantizes about yellow liquid to much. lol good post though

froggy is the captain of the goon bag.
which means he wears the cardboard box the goon bag came in, on his head.

bundy's family tree is a circle

Meridae'n still plays with slime

queedos eyeball is used to farm the slime that they sell to Meri

bundy is basically comprised of fermented sugercane juice...

Meri stalks the purple wiggle. jeff. he's even been known to yell 'wake up jeff' in crowded bars and trains.

edit - and great call on the family tree before. that was a good one!!

bundy can't actually read. He uses one of those new-fangled 'braille' screens...


I used to use that call on my ex - she's from Launceston

Meri went to the opera, and got caught masturbating in the womens toilets during the interval.

bundy went to Cabramatta High...

Meri is gonna play the next Harry Potter.

Fremen thinks you can play novels

Mr.D likes to masterbate with sandpaper and a good 'ol copy porches,patios and dicks....eeerr i mean.....decks

fly still can't tie his shoes...

Fremen is a registered hamburger rapist!

:p

pyrate owns all of the Spice Girl albums, and is in search of all the lost nude photos of that gay guy from Steps.

Bundy still owns a baby blue 77 Chevy Luv.

Eyeseepeedude is a Chinese Zodiac Monkey. He has a very intelligent and a very clever wit. Because of his extraordinary nature and magnetic personality, he is always well-liked. However, he must guard against being an opportunist and distrustful of other people.

Other Monkeys: Julius Caesar, Bette Davis, Annie Oakley, Eleanor Roosevelt, Betsy Ross, Diana Ross (No relation), Elizabeth Taylor, Harry S. Truman, Leonardo da Vinci, Alice Walker, Pheatius

Pheatius has no life, and is quickly entertained by Chinese Monkeys.

The weather conditions at Jun 20, 2003 - 01:55 PM at eyeseepeedude's location:
Wind from the WSW (250 degrees) at 13 MPH (11 KT) gusting to 21 MPH (18 KT)
Visibility 3 mile(s)
Sky conditions overcast
Weather Mist
Temperature 77 F (25 C)
Dew Point 69 F (21 C)
Relative Humidity 78%
Pressure (altimeter) 29.82 in. Hg (1009 hPa)
Pressure tendency 0.02 inches (0.7 hPa) lower than three hours ago

and he forgot his umbrella.
-GH

Giant Hamburger only eats hotdogs at cookouts!!!

gh copied verbatim the entire text above from the "lost" fremen post that originally resided between my last post and pyrate's last post and inserted icp's name...

(oops...mid, you're too quick)...

midlandman did it...

uncle phil thinks he's intelligent

Born in 1612 Mr. Deflok originated in Crovia, Romania. He was the third son of Count Vladimer Kolfed. In 1632 he vanished and was never found. Rumors that he was taken by a ruthless vampire and his succubus servant frequented the lands for hundreds of years until finally dying out. He though he could somehow surface again by posing as a mortal in a forum. He was wrong.

Sun Tzu has a very vivid avatar fetish.......and many,many moods to go with them.

flyman shreiks like a girly-girl every time he sees vermin online. :D

Fremen is the plural of Flyman.
you have a flyman, but many fremen.

bundy smells like old peoples shoes

Queedo's Mother was a hampster

Ahoy Cheese!

You are the sweetest of my slaves.
I can even charge extra for you.
-GH

queedo's mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elder berrys

cheese is the kind of guy who feels that one attack is never enough.
heĺl knock down queedo in the street, then drive around the block, and do it again.

bundy wants to change his name to "bondi..."

uncle phil is the only man to have ever successfully won a miss vaginal discharges competition

manalone knows this cuz he was head judge at that very competition

flyman was the winning discharge.

manalone ate the discharge

mid wears a black hawks shirt to bed at night...even in the summer...

uncle phil fucks a Dead Woman, according to the avatar.

Mad Gecko is jealous of Phils necrophilic achievements.

bundy is on the chessclub at Harvard

Mr.Deflok .................so many deep dark secrets so little time.......... How about the fact that he can't orgasm unless he can see a bottle of Mrs. Butterworths syurp.

mid hasn't taken off his black hawks shirt yet, and the playoffs have been over for a while...

uncle phil just realised that his comments are no longer funny

2 words








catholic priest

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virgin rookie











*welcome eh*

flyman was in the confessional, praying that richeee would not be the next poster.
He was hoping that the next poster would be the one advertising the next Siegfried and Roy show...
http://www.beatboxbetty.com/celebett...s/sigroyir.jpg

richeee is the poster who is advertising the Siegfried and roy and richeee show.

he's the one in the back.nice hair dude.

flyman is the long lost son of Abe Vigoda

queedo is Abe Vigoda