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SirLance respects his steed too much to "play" anything. They have exchanged true vows and tokens instead. Actually the token SirLance keeps is a piece of dried, crumbly horse-muffin - but it is the thought that still touches him so deeply.
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kramus misses his beard...
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Uncle Phil spends his days polishing his golf trophy...
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Charlie is constantly polishing his trophy... he's been arrested 3 times for doing so in public!
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Sir Lance is his own imaginary friend.
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Tophat 'lost' his marbles.
*fingers the cat's-eye and red real* :p |
Fremen suffers from an acute short-term memory loss disorder.
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SK forgot what he posted...
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Unclephil loves to take long walks in the moonlight
naked holding a golf club yelling FORE, MY ASS! |
NGDawg has a vast collection of belly-button lint. Each sample is dated, labeled and includes spectrometry.
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SirLance sold his Berlin albums for peyote buttons.
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Poppinjay loves a good game of thermonuclear war.
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Fremen exists solely on a diet of peanut butter and Kraft Dinner.
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Mmm, it's the cheesiest!
Charlie swears by the 3 principles of Gruumlyacc. 1. Rhomthar!! 2. Pkaylucc kih frook!! 3. profit!! |
Fremen was a bath house singer in the early 70's....
In Duluth. |
Poppinjay knows where they buried Jimmy Hoffa - but he like, so totally doesn't care.
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Kramus tried for his PhD in soil science, and his dissertation was titled:
Pieces of dirt: Are they more popular than my academic advisor? It was a tough lesson in academia, and he now awaits his Mail-Order degree from one of those spam e-mail places. |
bigben is really a small rat...
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unclephil collects ants... he gives each one a name, birthday parties and proper funerals when they pass on.
unclephil's life is rather full. |
Charlie's avatar is an actual photograph of him coming home from work.
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SirLance once made a run for a seat on the city council, but wasn't elected when his father showed up at the polls dressed as Marilyn Monroe.
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Fre drools on his Marilyn Monroe sleeper jammies.
.....and then has to try and explain the wet marks to his mom. |
No one knows this, but Fly sold his house for $14 Canadian and a bag of magic seeds....
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Ngdawg can't do long division.
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Daoust likes to stretch melted mozzarella cheese and wrap it around little Daoust.
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Fremen's current mode of transportation is an ox-cart. He tried to take a girl out parking by telling her it was a hayride. She sued for breach of promise!
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sirlance was wrong more than once...
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uncle phil has wig made from his pubic hair... no, not a merkin... this one he wears on his head.
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Charlie once confused a merkin for a sporran, and was exiled from his clan.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Because sheep can hear zippers. |
SirLance honed his ghost-ninja skills stalking nervous herd animals while carrying chocolates and a charming bouquet of seasonal flowers. He never shared the chocolates with his prey. However, he always found great pleasure in watching them nibble on his floral offering.
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Kramus has the most wonderful garden of seasonal flowers....
He sells them online...the last review he got said only 'baa-a-a-ahhhh' |
NG is the illegitimate daughter of Teddy Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe
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SirLance is crowding Betty White's personal space. Look for a restraining order soon...
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pop is on ritalin...not bad for an older high-school type..
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phil needs glasses..........
it's actually him dressed up like marilyn in his Av........freak. .......and where the hell is joe ,phil? |
Fly's girlfreind, "Dolly" constantly needs air refills.
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SirLance hangs his underwear on the clothesline even if they already are dry.
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Fremen wears a lifejacket in his waterbed. Can never be too careful, right Fremen?
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Paddjoe has a hamster farm ... and he one day plans to power his car with hamsters ... with a hamster as a chauffer :)
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amokie has a pet alligator in her closet.
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Skier.... what did you do?!?! <I>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</i> <h1>WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?</h1>
You <I>know</i> what you did.... you...... BASTARD. Slovakia will NEVER forgive you.... you will be haunted in taxi cabs EVERYWHERE. And by everywhere, I mean Chicago. |
Poppinjay flips-out every Sunday.
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I do it on Mondays, too.
That's when I score my heroin from Fremen. Which, by the way, awas FAKE. Thanks for nothing! Fremen sells chewed up blackjack gum as heroin. |
Washington, D.C. immediately updated there emergency evacuation plans when they heard Poppinjay was moving there.
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paddyjoe puts an image of himself naked in any picture he takes to subliminaly (sp?) remind all us women what we are missing :lol:
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ShaniFaye is a shy Baptist from Opp, Alabama.
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Poppinjay is really Tammy Faye Baker incognito.
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If you rearrange the letters in SirLance and add a T, you come up with 'larcenist', revealing his true persona-a thief. He is wanted in parts of Nebraska for stealing husks at dusk and wanted in Louisiana for taking prawns at dawn.
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Curses -- I've been found out!
NG is so hot she has been banned from the local coffehouse. When she walks by, heterosexual males and homosexual females keep spilling their coffee on each other and fights break out. There have been a number of cases of whiplash. ...which makes for a great distraction when one is stealing prawns... |
SirLance's stolen prawns all taste like coffee. All of his shirts have coffee stains. He has 2nd degree burns on his thighs.
Caused by coffee. |
Poppinjay likes a good-sized teaspoon of prawn-squeezings in his coffee.
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fre...still pushin' off those shrimp look-a-likes?
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UnclePhil caught a chill from Strawberry Hill that made him so ill, he took an odd pill and now he has to lie perfectly still.
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dawg likes to paint little frowny faces on her toenails... it makes her secretly happy.
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Charlie dots his lower case I's with little smiley faces and hearts.
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Alakazam, alakazots, Fremen is at the jimjam, frippin at the krotz.
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Poppy ...can not say crotch only krotz. Wonder what is in his mouth at the time he says it?
Mashed potatoes of course. |
zaiaz hand-picks the aforementioned potatos...
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uncle phil slicks his car down with KY jelly before each ride...er....I mean drive.
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Fremen can put both of his legs behind his head at the same time... Problem is he'll do it anywhere, anytime. This is just not something you want to see him doing anywhere let alone, at church, in movie theatres or in traffic jams...
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Charlatan picks his nose at church, in movie theatres & in traffic jams.
He watches for people to look & then he pops the boogers in his ears. Why? Who knows? Just another great mystery of the universe. |
bernadette really DOES look like that avatar
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shazbotus collects moths in a cookie jar and sells them to Girlscouts for cookie ingredients.
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Fremen longs for the days when he was a girl scout.
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Paddyjoe longs for the days Fremen was a girl scout.
There's a soldier in the grass With a bullet in his ass get it out get it out like a good girl scout! |
Poppinjay smokes a pipe filled with dried elephant dung.
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Fremen is an elephant dung wholesaler.
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SirLance likes to blow his paycheck on a good load of South African elephant dung.
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Fremen the magic dragon
Lived by the sea And frolicked in the Autumn mist In a land called Honah-Lee |
Daoust is a Taoist from Laos.
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Poppinjay likes to puff on the magic dragon...
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sirlance will only wear his sparkly, brand spankin' new sleeper jammies in a tent in the dark...
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Uncle Phil is really Fergie from Black Eyed Peas.
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Poppinjay hardly ever licks his elbow.
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Freman licks his own nose, which explains his popularity with the ladies.
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Elphaba's Avatar is actually her picture.
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Tophat665 holds the world record for fapping.
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Poppinjay prefers otter lovin
in the face |
ObieX walks like an Egyptian.
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Daoust can't actually pronounce his own name
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I CAN TOO. It's pronounce DAO Whooo. Dow ewww. Dah woooo.
Not Dow est. or Dou-ist. Like Dan Daoust. Fresnelly is really the gay older brother from Blossom. |
Daoust masturbates to pictures of Six from Blossom.
Ah, hell, we all did. |
Poppinjay likes his puppies young.
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Fremen is studying for his big break as a "Fuel Transfer Technician". He has sofar failed Propane, Diesel and Premium Unleaded. The thousands of dollars he has spent for correspondence courses for the certification is money wasted.
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BigBen was called LittleBen until he started dating.
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the elph used to have a skin rash, which chased away the really "good ones..."
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Uncle Phil recently made headlines when he tried to fly his ultralight from new york to los angeles via Bangkok.
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SirLance rips that labels off soup cans at the supermarket.
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Poppinjay introduced Syphilis to his friend James.
/Why her parents named her Syphilis is another story. |
Fremen walks his dogs at 2:30 in the morning, so he doesn't have to pick up after them.
*Bastard* |
pj thought about stealing my 'vette...
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uncle phil likes to pretend he's an elevator valet and when people tell him what floor they want, he'll press every button between the ground and their desired floor.
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JumpinJesus lusts after my mother-in-law.
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Psycho Dad zooms right into the handicapped parking spots.
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Poppinjay likes his women like he likes his coffee. Cold and bitter.
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Fremen has a paddyjoe fixation...
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Charlie is jealous...
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SirLance has done everything under his power to bring aboot the fall of Canada.
You can see how well he's done. |
Poppinjay has done everything in his power to bring about the rise of Britney Spears.
You can see how well he has done... |
It was an unfortunate deal with the devil. Everybody got screwed.
BigBen wakes up a few minutes before midnight, tip toes outside the house, and whispers, "bong" as the clock strikes midnight. |
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