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bundy 08-29-2003 06:54 AM

...which is an interesting, yet difficult manoeuvre, let me tell you...i recommend yoga before anyone attempts this at home...


the Conclamo Ludus Pit, however, finds no trouble in kissing its many frothing mouths together since its snake-like necks are flexible, as well as scaly.

Beltruckus 08-29-2003 08:25 AM

Bundy was thrown into the Conclamo Ludus Pit and had 7 orgasms in 7 minutes. It was that good.

Midlandmadman 08-29-2003 09:00 AM

Beltruckus puts toothpaste on his toast.

ssander9 08-29-2003 09:01 AM

Midlandmadman
likes to run naked through the salt flats during land speed record attempts

Midlandmadman 08-29-2003 09:07 AM

ssander9 dosen't know how to spell my name.

Beltruckus 08-29-2003 09:45 AM

Midlandmadman Is actually quite sane and lives on the east coast.

Conclamo Ludus 08-29-2003 10:17 AM

Actually, we at Conclamo Ludus, prefer to call it a Nook and not a Pit. Nook tested much better in the initial focus group whereas Pit was said to sound "frightening" and "possibly perverted." So from here-on-out if that could be referred to as the Conclamo Ludus Nook we would greatly appreciate it.

And Beltruckus cheats at Yahtzee, he uses loaded dice.

ssander9 08-29-2003 11:02 AM

Conclamo Ludus knows not what he is saying

World's King 08-29-2003 11:07 AM

ssander9 has spent the last four years studying the career of Tom Jones.

Conclamo Ludus 08-29-2003 11:46 AM

Tom Jones has spent the last four years studying World's King's vocal cords. How does he sing so good?

Beltruckus 08-29-2003 12:16 PM

Conclamo ludus has gone to bed with Tom Jones for the past 3 years, Worlds king will be very pissed upon reading this.

uncle phil 08-29-2003 12:42 PM

belt has the world's worst case of jock itch...

ssander9 08-29-2003 01:40 PM

uncle phil knows tanks were first used during World War One in Cambrai, France in 1917.

Fly 08-29-2003 10:02 PM

ssander9 is french and comes from Cambrai.he had to fight phil and the elusive sleeper jammie army back in 1917

splck 08-29-2003 10:29 PM

Flyman's ukulele ensemble didn’t make it to the competition… Flyman was the driver.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif

bundy 08-30-2003 12:44 AM

but the competition didnīt really exist anyway. splck, the ensembles promoter, was just playing mind games with the band members... with the intended outcome of having the Fly thrown out...

nasty and conniving is our friend splcky...

JumpinJesus 08-30-2003 12:13 PM

While in college, bundy made ends meet by cleaning the homes of wealthy housewives dressed in a well-hung penguin costume.

p.s. dig the Soft Cell song.

bernadette 08-30-2003 01:55 PM

JumpinJesus rents those well-hung penguin costumes to the wealthy housewives. Sometimes he even takes it out in trade. uh huh.

ssander9 08-30-2003 01:59 PM

bernadette still likes to line dance to country music....while playing a tuba

Four Fingers 08-30-2003 02:07 PM

ssander9 here is a true womanizer. His first score dates back to when he was only 12 years old. His mother was 35, by the way, and she doesn't regret a thing!

Rowan 08-30-2003 02:42 PM

Well four fingers here was one of those kids who was actually born with an extra finger beside the pinky, thus living a life where they felt obligated to adopt all cats that had extra toes.

tropicdiver 08-30-2003 04:41 PM

Rowan has found out as he ages that for him to continue having sex, he has about the same amount of sucess playing pool with a rope.

paddyjoe 08-30-2003 07:38 PM

tropicdiver bought such a large supply of Viagra, he sends e-mails to everyone in the world trying to get some of his money back.

that's right everybody, it's him!!!

bundy 08-30-2003 10:36 PM

PJ started the īPenile Enlargementī spamming trend way back in 1986 when he used to do mass mail-outs to his whole family.

ssander9 08-30-2003 11:05 PM

When bundy saw pj start spamming it gave him an idea thet doing chain letters on the internet would be awesome and asked pj for spamming lessons

danieltiger 08-31-2003 04:10 AM

ssander9 is really a serial killer who after he slaughters his victims, he takes chunks of there body and fashions them into car parts. he almost has a whole car

tropicdiver 08-31-2003 06:01 AM

Daniel wish his name was spelled Danelle and that he could squeeze into a size 5 dress and not look silly walking down the street in 5" heels.

Fly 08-31-2003 06:26 AM

tropic has a fetish for seeing guys dress as slutty wenches in heels.

*fuckin' people now a days*

paddyjoe 08-31-2003 07:50 AM

flyman, it's OK to get in touch with your, umm, homosexual feelings. and if you enjoy refering to your `friends' as whitesnacks, believe me, it's OK with all of us. ;)



(don't worry pal, it'll blow over..............wait, oh no, did I say blow?) :D

Fly 08-31-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
flyman, it's OK to get in touch with your, umm, homosexual feelings. and if you enjoy refering to your `friends' as whitesnacks, believe me, it's OK with all of us. ;)



(don't worry pal, it'll blow over..............wait, oh no, did I say blow?) :D

yup...i fucked myself there didn't i?



anyways......paddyjoe is a master at the art of photography.

too bad he likes to take shots at his buddy's and not of them.

(you my friend are now on my list....bwahahahhhahaaahaha):D

splck 08-31-2003 10:17 AM

Flyman looks for whitesnacks in the pastry isle of the supermarket.

JumpinJesus 08-31-2003 10:24 AM

splck secretly hordes the stock of whitesnacks from the shopping public as he knows of their street value. He plans on selling them on e-bay at a 500% markup under the login name of "kittenclaws"

wry1 08-31-2003 10:53 AM

JumpinJesus uses that name to hide the fact that he really is a TeleVangelist who drinks way too much sacremental wine - and is therefore unable to jump.

bundy 08-31-2003 06:20 PM

wry has just discovered how to manipulate text... expect all of his entries from this point on to be in italics, underlined, scrolling, big, small...etc...

splck 08-31-2003 07:58 PM

Bundy has yet to figure out how fully manipulate text... he wants italics. He knows how to change the colours of his text, but the italic trick eludes him.

bundy 08-31-2003 11:25 PM

<marquee direction>splck doesnīt like text manipulation</marquee direction>

<marquee>because it gives him A HEADACHE</marquee>

<center>so there!</center>

World's King 09-01-2003 12:07 AM

I saw bundy kissing Santa Claus

oberon 09-01-2003 02:09 AM

WK enjoys bathing in horse shit.

Fly 09-01-2003 05:59 AM

said the dude who has to clean WK's backside...

....and shovel all the horse shit outta the tub too.

bundy 09-01-2003 06:10 AM

the fly is Canadas MORNING MUSUME fan club president.

(donīt know who they are...think J-POP - times 15)


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