...which is an interesting, yet difficult manoeuvre, let me tell you...i recommend yoga before anyone attempts this at home...


the Conclamo Ludus Pit, however, finds no trouble in kissing its many frothing mouths together since its snake-like necks are flexible, as well as scaly.

Bundy was thrown into the Conclamo Ludus Pit and had 7 orgasms in 7 minutes. It was that good.

Beltruckus puts toothpaste on his toast.

Midlandmadman
likes to run naked through the salt flats during land speed record attempts

ssander9 dosen't know how to spell my name.

Midlandmadman Is actually quite sane and lives on the east coast.

Actually, we at Conclamo Ludus, prefer to call it a Nook and not a Pit. Nook tested much better in the initial focus group whereas Pit was said to sound "frightening" and "possibly perverted." So from here-on-out if that could be referred to as the Conclamo Ludus Nook we would greatly appreciate it.

And Beltruckus cheats at Yahtzee, he uses loaded dice.

Conclamo Ludus knows not what he is saying

ssander9 has spent the last four years studying the career of Tom Jones.

Tom Jones has spent the last four years studying World's King's vocal cords. How does he sing so good?

Conclamo ludus has gone to bed with Tom Jones for the past 3 years, Worlds king will be very pissed upon reading this.

belt has the world's worst case of jock itch...

uncle phil knows tanks were first used during World War One in Cambrai, France in 1917.

ssander9 is french and comes from Cambrai.he had to fight phil and the elusive sleeper jammie army back in 1917

Flyman's ukulele ensemble didn’t make it to the competition… Flyman was the driver.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif

but the competition didn´t really exist anyway. splck, the ensembles promoter, was just playing mind games with the band members... with the intended outcome of having the Fly thrown out...

nasty and conniving is our friend splcky...

While in college, bundy made ends meet by cleaning the homes of wealthy housewives dressed in a well-hung penguin costume.

p.s. dig the Soft Cell song.

JumpinJesus rents those well-hung penguin costumes to the wealthy housewives. Sometimes he even takes it out in trade. uh huh.

bernadette still likes to line dance to country music....while playing a tuba

ssander9 here is a true womanizer. His first score dates back to when he was only 12 years old. His mother was 35, by the way, and she doesn't regret a thing!

Well four fingers here was one of those kids who was actually born with an extra finger beside the pinky, thus living a life where they felt obligated to adopt all cats that had extra toes.

Rowan has found out as he ages that for him to continue having sex, he has about the same amount of sucess playing pool with a rope.

tropicdiver bought such a large supply of Viagra, he sends e-mails to everyone in the world trying to get some of his money back.

that's right everybody, it's him!!!

PJ started the ´Penile Enlargement´ spamming trend way back in 1986 when he used to do mass mail-outs to his whole family.

When bundy saw pj start spamming it gave him an idea thet doing chain letters on the internet would be awesome and asked pj for spamming lessons

ssander9 is really a serial killer who after he slaughters his victims, he takes chunks of there body and fashions them into car parts. he almost has a whole car

Daniel wish his name was spelled Danelle and that he could squeeze into a size 5 dress and not look silly walking down the street in 5" heels.

tropic has a fetish for seeing guys dress as slutty wenches in heels.

*fuckin' people now a days*

flyman, it's OK to get in touch with your, umm, homosexual feelings. and if you enjoy refering to your `friends' as whitesnacks, believe me, it's OK with all of us. ;)



(don't worry pal, it'll blow over..............wait, oh no, did I say blow?) :D

yup...i fucked myself there didn't i?



anyways......paddyjoe is a master at the art of photography.

too bad he likes to take shots at his buddy's and not of them.

(you my friend are now on my list....bwahahahhhahaaahaha):D

Flyman looks for whitesnacks in the pastry isle of the supermarket.

splck secretly hordes the stock of whitesnacks from the shopping public as he knows of their street value. He plans on selling them on e-bay at a 500% markup under the login name of "kittenclaws"

wry has just discovered how to manipulate text... expect all of his entries from this point on to be in italics, underlined, scrolling, big, small...etc...

Bundy has yet to figure out how fully manipulate text... he wants italics. He knows how to change the colours of his text, but the italic trick eludes him.

<marquee direction>splck doesn´t like text manipulation</marquee direction>

<marquee>because it gives him A HEADACHE</marquee>

<center>so there!</center>

I saw bundy kissing Santa Claus

WK enjoys bathing in horse shit.

said the dude who has to clean WK's backside...

....and shovel all the horse shit outta the tub too.

the fly is Canadas MORNING MUSUME fan club president.

(don´t know who they are...think J-POP - times 15)