remiel is still angry at Will Smith for ruining his perfect script to Wild Wild West.

co-lu uses his man-batter to lubricate himself into a pair of extra-small sleeper jammies.

Fremen, sweet Fremen has been secretly trying to create a new type of honey... but since hes afraid of bees (and moths), hes trying to make mosquitos eat the pollen, and produce the sweet sticky stuff.

bundy is secretly trying to overthrow G W Bush and take over the U.S.A. and use all of our nukes on his ex-girlfriends house just because she dumped him. ( i hope bundy is a guy )

yes, bundy is a guy, mucky.

and yes, that is my plan.

actually, you forgot the first part of the plan. first, i shall declare independence from Australia.
i shall call my new country, Bundy Land (because it will be as fun as disneyland, but with much more booze).
i shall be king.
then my ex´s will be really, really scared,


btw, Mucky is running a book on the outcome of my adventure.
hes offering odds of 2-1 for my success.

monkeys learn sign language so they can tell Bundy they love him

remiel has gone through exaustive hours of hands-on training to find and program the perfect gay monkey so that bundy will (feel) loved.

paddyjoe dressed up in a monkey suit to try and get the gig, but to no avail

remiel doesn't understand what he's supposed to here.

wk is actaully a princess

WhoaitsZ only pretends to like TOOL, he actually is a huge fan of ABBA.

Double D prefers Double A's...batteries I mean~


:D :D

Apokx got drunk at a frat party and woke up with his mouth tasting of vinegar.

Fremen got high at a sorority party and woke up as an initiated member.

Conclamo Ludus likes to carry small rodents around inside the underwear he has on

It feels funny. Sorta tickles. Don't knock it till you try it.

BentNotTwisted got thrown out of the circus because he got aroused everytime he did his sword-swallowing act. The women & children in the front row were horrified.

Conclamo Ludus made sure he got front row seats when BentNotTwisted did his sword swallowing act!!!

Midlandmadman likes to show off his superhuman strength by folding pieces of paper in half.

BentNotTwisted can't figure out why every time he orders those chincy X-ray specs out of the back of his Boys Life magazine they never work.

when CL reads, his lips move...

Uncle Phil is a robot dancing grand champion .

marcopolo is world renowned for his Flava Flav impersonation

remiel thinks Gary Coleman is far superior to Arnold in everyway imaginable

jhericurl21 is the world authority on Gary Coleman trivia... and he also thinks that Gary Coleman is superior to Arnold.

bundy is scared he wont make it to the last 20 of 'Australian Idol'

Meri holes up in his bedroom with his collection of lubricants when Big Brother comes on.

Fremen can't fold a peice of paper more than 6 times...

Meridae'n isn't sure what a goat even is.

World's King likes to dig holes in his back yard hoping to find buried treasure.

BentNotTwisted is terrified in case people find out that he's actually twisted as opposed to bent.

No, no, no, no, no! That's absoultely Not TRUE! (fearful)

remiel likes talking to his house plants and always follows their advice.

Bent likes the smell of public bathrooms.

World's King is still trying to summon the courage to try technical lego. Meccano can only be a matter of months away.
You go, Duke of Diaporama!

castex drools at inappropriate times, like while watching teletubbies...

Uncle Phil sneaks into womens bathrooms on the interstate and writes extraordinary things about his sexual prowess on the stall walls along with ' For a good time call ...' and his phone number .

marcopolo likes to collect many different types of artwork, especially nude paint by numbers.

BentNotTwisted has a toilet installed to his desk because he is stuck there

jhericurl21 sandpapers the warts off his arse (English influence) so he gets that baby smooth feeling to it.

Fremen's porn name is 'Squirrel'

Meri thinks i won´t make it to the top 20 in Australian Idol.

just you wait...

and he thinks that apricots don´t exist... just check out the tinned fruit aisle in the supermarket meri...

bundy can wrap his own legs around his neck.

he wears women's underwear as well.

flyman doesn't even know what 'snowdropping' is...

mer went to kings cross once and conveniently forgot about it..

stan the man is really stan the can and has a really large butt.

skysooner prefers skylater.

Apokx was once branded an outcast and sent to wander in the wilderness with only his magic pez dispenser to ward off the wildlife.

vermin is a mangy 'ol rat that likes to have sex with chickens.

fuckin' crazy eh......chickens

flyman is really mosquito man

Whoa its Z is the current Lord of Boobies... but sadly no one told him that there is only a 3 week term for that position... and whats more, i´ve heard rumours that the fiendish Cheese has been planning an early take over... (that may explain his absence)

bundy dresses in a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, then logs on to the 'net.

Ha ha good one Phil, or should i say Bundy :hmm:


Fremen used to be the guitarist for Adam Ant

Meridae'n was adam ants biggest groupie.

he even had sex with a roadie named "Bart"

flyman smokes weed.

Worlds King sometimes pretends his scooter is a wideglide Harley.

GSRIDER decked out his scooter with official Harley chrome fittings so that he wouldn´t get beaten up at his work...

speaking of work, shouldn´t you be doing your work, instead of dreaming about the Biker World King doll??

good 'ol bundy is so slick that the girls don't mind if he smokes while drilling them.

*waaaaayyyyy too cool that bundy*

omg...this one time flyman stood up during a symphony because he thought the guy on stage called his name. wtf?

that was me rainbowninja.
and yes, i called his name...because it was time for his bass guitar solo (yes, the symphany was very avant garde).

rainbowninja was the man who introduced the cane toad to northern queensland.

he is no longer welcome in Australia.

bundy played the tuba all through school without once using the spit-valve.

thats right, but i did that only to pull chicks.

Fremen played the flute all the way through school... and this one time, on band camp... he stuffed it... all the way... up his...

bundy coined the phrase:

<i>Its not the size of the boat... it's how many coconuts you have floating.</i>

the phrase never caught on.

GSRIDER is a collector of crap phrases that never take off.

one day, he hopes that i´ll forget creating that great line, and then he´s going to try to cheat me out of it.

i´m never going to forget. never.

bundy smells like pineapple upsidedown cake

and that causes him to lick himself frequently.

bern wishes she could lick bundy's upside down cake....then move on to his cherry bendover.

the fly is dying for some action.
his gun is for hire.
but watch out, he´s just dancing in the dark.

you're not watching me dance again are ya' bundy?

(sick fuckin' peeping bundy's out there)

flyman has a little Shrine at home for that Kevin dude from American Pie... hmmm... good choice there flyman.

Bundy though from down under and apparently rough on the outside is really a romantic at heart, and wants to fall in love with a nice mute girl so he both gets to fulfill his childhood desire to learn sign language and doesn't have to listen to her.

giblfiz gets lost in his own house.

WK once saw a clown masturbating at the circus when he was in highschool.
Now he has to think about Tammy Faye Baker to get wood.

Fremen´s mum is the great and very dangerous Agrippina.
they have a special bond.

oh, and that moth thing still applies.

giblfz, you don´t know how right you are there mate.

bundy is a major maried with children fan,
he also loves calling jappan.

On his ideal vacation he would go climbing on some huge rock overlooking the sea, and eat marshmellows in custerd while watching the sunset and drinking some shots of bundy.

giblfiz used to put gum in his dog's hair...so hed have an excuse to cut it out...so his dog would have bald patches all over itself. you werent fooling anyone giblfiz, those wads of gum were no accident were they

rainbowninja is only here for the sleeper jammies...

Uncle Phil can only achieve orgasm while rubbing one out to this site: http://crushmovies.com/Preview/index.php

plan9 has taken 9 times to get registered on the tfp...

and

lord phil is seriously fixated on his sleeping attire.
i wonder why?
maybe its because matron won´t let him change out of them, even when he soils them in the middle of the night.

again, giblfiz, you just don´t know how right you are... perhaps you know me irl??

bundy has a fettish for licking ankles and toes. ;)

Tandem has a fetish for BRISVEGAS!!!!

bundy wanks it to Unreal TV on Network 10 every time it's on.

well Fremen chokes his chode while watching ´You Can´t Do That On Television!´ re-runs on CBS.

hes really turned on when they get soaked in that slimy substance.

Bundy can hold his foot and count to three.

Rubbish, Bundy can't count to 3...


1973 gave up on making lovedolls out of cheerios after failing to touch the sides on a number of occasions.

obviously, 1973 isn´ t aware of my yoga prowess. in fact, i can hold my foot behind head and count to 50.

Meri actually finds the idea of Marcia and Dicko in the sack, very very sexy.

bundy finds ....anything that leaves a trail like a slug interesting.

*sick....sad,scenerio*

flyman has never gone down on a woman.

"I'm not there for them"

Meri passed out on a buddys' couch one night and woke up with his underwear on backwards.

Fremen is a leathery misshapen embryo with a malignant intelligence that is thousands of years old. He dwells solely in his tempered glass sphere of milky white nutritive amniotic fluid. From this vantage point he influences the stock market, manipulates the interest rate and posts to TFP. I once cautioned him that his actions would "destroy us all."

"As long as all is destroyed with us," was his only response followed by a loathsome and sinister laugh.

I for one encourage his behavior.
-GH

The Hammy Giant is well known to Australian customs authorities for his special interest in our native animals.

yes, the quokka is a fine, gentle little creature... but a fine mince meat it is not. and nor is it a trainable circus performer.

bundy runs linux, probably gentoo and on the outside he is happy, but secretly, at night he lays awake pineing for his old amiga.

giblfiz runs Lindows because he couldn't handle linux commands.

BentNotTwisted runs around with penguins in the north poll.

Beltruckus thinks penguins live at the north pole.

BentNotTwisted stole the penguins from the southpole and took them up to the north to start his own cult of southpolian penguins.

Shhh, I was hoping to sell them to the Inuits as pets.

Beltruckus once went a whole day without eating peanut butter, but it was a very rought day.

I was an emotional wreck that day, especially with my extra large jar of raspberry jam.

BNT Thought he brought penguins but they were really midgets in tuxedos but the Inuits took them in anyways.

Beltruckus is a midget penguin who wears an inuit tuxedo to get attention. But no one will take him in.

cl missed his birthday thread in members playground because he refuses to acknowledge the fact that he is becoming older than dirt...

phillis used to run an upstate museum that housed the worlds oldest cat.
but, sadly, when said cat finally carked it, he had to sell up and return to the sleeper jammie home.


and giblfiz, i´ve had enough of your mind reading!
yes i had an amiga 2000. and yes, i run mandrake linux. but sadly no, i don´t pine for the amiga.

I'm older than dirt but not stone damnit.

Bundy is the pair of legs in his avatar.

Conclamo Ludus snorts a whole can of tunafish every day.