bing bing couldn't cut it as a bling bling...

fly's drumsticks still have feathers attached...

Uncle phil cried at Diana's funeral on the telly.



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...I wouuuuld've liked to've known you, but I was jussa kiid...

castex got beat up over a bag of chips.

Phoenix's last rendevous was with a women on her period.

drake gets confused when reading thread headers...

uncle phil is the woman in his avy, and she gets turned on my fat men.

diablo wears a funny lookin' hat.

flyman is still waiting to be found in his ´hide and go fuck yourself´ game.

hes been hiding in the closet, masturbating furiously, for 6 days now.

Bundy is-- as the title may suggest-- always climbing. Must get tiring! :thumbsup:

somehow, despite being made of stone, stiltz manages to move his head, arms, and little red balloon with surprising regularity.

bundy is Simon Crean's nephew

Meri is Bob Katters snake oil dealer.

bundy was never allowed to buy a book from the 'Arrows Book Club'

Meri used to subscribe to Dolly magazine to check out the ´sealed section´.

bundy took 4 goes to get his 'L' plates...

hahaha... i know a chick who has failed that test 15 times. and the worst thing is that shes pretty much answered all of the possible questions now, and she still fails...


Meri travelled all the way from Mildura to the Revesby Workers Club just to catch the Human Nature concert.

15 times? Jesus... I had to do that test 6 months ago as i just got my licence back from going mid-range, fuck i was nervous!

Human Nature are the bomb! (that hurt to type...)

Bundy always had a strage stirring in his loins when watching Fat Cat prance around with no pants on...

Meri was the main promoter for that great band, Kulcha...

Bundy never got the chance to go to Expo '88

Meri runs the Big Kev fan club.

bundy is jealous because Peter Sterling has more hair than him...

Meri is really jealous of Sterlos nose.

plastic surgery is available these days meri...

Meridae'n couldn't even get in the door of the Arrows Book Club.

flyman and bundy are putting together a team for next year's 'Wheelbarrow-de-France'

for why do you say dat?you are not even able to....ow you say...push dat der wheel barro.

flyman used to own a copy of the British comedy Faulty Towers.

JohnnyCorpse has a crush on Basil...

Meridae'n cuts the arms off his shirts. Enough said.

laxatives real name is stool softener

midlandmadman is really a sane old lady from the Deep South

tupa once sat in his tree-house for 37 straight days without emptying the mayonnaise jar...

uncle phil sews closed the ass-flaps on sleeper-jammies he gives as gifts.

Fremen looks like the 'Get off my train' guy in 'Ghost'

Meridae'n wants to audition for the next Big Brother series

Chris thinks that Jo is ugly (what's wrong with you man??)

Joanne link...

Go to 'screenshots', then 'Joanne'...

Mer believes TFP stands for Totally Free of Platypus---(Mer has this fear since childhood, ever since having a platy plate at the local McUnder!)

richeee still can't believe you use chocolate in making a S'mores.

Fremen had a part as an extra while working with George Lucas

flyman never owned Megatron

Meri has Australias greatest collection of Barbie stuff.

Bundy cries himself to sleep every night because I haven't been posting as much lately.

cl is sad because he missed my unannounced giveaway of factory-second sleeper jammies...(someone sewed the ass-flaps shut on them, fre...)

(whistling) ;)

uncle p sent a shipment of sleeper-jammies to the Salvation Army but they were returned because of insufficient ass room.

Fremen.....official ass room tester #46

flyman.........official package tester #12 in the mens Fruit of the Looms' dressing rooms.

he smells like teen spirit

sub zero... is Fremens assistant. he´s in charge of openning all of Fremens packages (yes, he has to open up the asses) that he must test.

and they are both afraid of moths.

bundy:

Owns and wears a shirt just like this one.

http://www.engrish.com/clothing/image/urine-tshirt.jpg

Now the last I heard, moelester was responsible for shaking out the last drops of urine at the new NFL drug testing clinic.

This just in: Paddyjoe grows his hair like that on purpose - every sixth month it gets shorn and transplanted onto the heads of poor little spaniel puppies who've lost their ears.

sexycat wants to lay dawn with baaa

baaa didn't pick that screen name because of sheep, but instead due to a very serious obsession he has with NSYNC, and the group's single "Bye bye". Unfortunately, he is also illiterate.

floonine harbors an obsession with cromags and at home wears nothing but the badly tanned pelts of animals he's slain himself.

spoilsport, you REALLY wanna try a pair of these new sleeper jammies, you're just afraid to ask...

Uncle Phil is his own father.

Guy2003 is anonymous .... No, really ... he has no face. :)

Ewwww .... and Guy2003 is a VA Tech fan .... ewwwww.... LOL! Go Cav's!

Tritum has forehead breasts

docbungle has a nutsac glued on his chin. You go, Chinny!

Fremen wants to lick said nutsack ...

tritium likes to lick other peoples food when they aren't looking.

Spoilsport cheats at dodgeball ...

tritium throws the dodgeball like a girly. :p

Fremen practices for hours throwing like a girl. In the mirror.

Spoilsport likes anchovies.

Tritium likes to coat himself in peanut butter and then make really spiffy outfits by strategically applying bread crumbs and croutons.

hell yeah! I mean ... no!

Spoilsport wishes he was Money Penny from 007.

spoilsport likes to eat himself out

slim is only 17 - and he KNOWS he shouldn´t be here.

Bundy has been parachuting off the roof of his house - with a bedsheet - at night. Naked.

bundy knows what soylent green is.

Yes, i do know what soylent green is.
and that parachuting thing only happens when i´ve had some awesome shrooms. haha.

both tritium and spoilsport are unaware of the refresh and edit buttons....

unless this was a coordinated attack...

in that case, you must both be fiendish, yet strangely pathetic, servants of that tyrant King Phil...

i recognise his work when i see it...

Bundy liked Tritium's post better because he responded to it first.

when it comes to you, tritium, and your colleague, Spoilsport... there is no liking. none at all.

tritium, are you related to Fremen?
you both seem to have a strange phobia of moths.

Bundy is actually an ordained priest and posts here to try and stay "with-it".

SpoilSport is his alterboy.

C Ludus' sister is also his girlfriend.

ohh forshame......

Flyman might smoke pot occasionally.

lax has a rough ride on the roilet every morning

flyman smokes seeds and stems.

lax needs a bigger intake of bran in the morning

flyman services little old ladies from Pasadena.

flyman uses kaopectate for bongwater.

shit. and fremen used to BE a lady from Pasadena.

lax got his name from two very bad experiences.

draw your own concusions

the lunatic is so crazy, that he considers the full stop in the middle of his name to be a mark of adulthood.

Bundy changed his name from Bunny because he couldn't handle the harassment.

rock is thinking about what he might look like in a pair of "flight-line orange" sleeper jammies...

uncle phil still likes to wear scooby doo underoos

tenchi069 is Tom Jones' personalized license plate.

conclamo ludus is really a frightening, gun-toting chimpanzee.

strangely, he is also a weapon of mass seduction.

he also has 11 toes.

11 and 1/2 toes my friend.

Bundy cuts in line at the grocery store by tackling little old ladies. He's in a hurry to get home with his Preperation H.

Conclamo Ludus often crawls out of his pit to stalk the mean guy from American Idol.
he has decided that sperm from this nasty individual would make his kind of special ludus baby.

Bundy has a fetish for drinking meths on street corners while wearing only his socks.

zubrei, that is no secret.

in fact, down under, drinking metho in public in ya socks is a sign of maturity and style.

now, i did happen to see zubrei, through my own drunken haze hanging out on the corner in the nuddy... (drinking metho of course)...

no socks = not cool zubrei.

bundy wakes up at 6am every morning so he can jerk off to 'Aerobics Oz Style. ;)

how the hell do you know about aerobics oz style???

those ladies are fantastic... especially when they´re out there at 6.30 jumping around in front of famous sydney landmarks.

Fremen wanted to employ comclamo ludus as his personal bum cleaner... but the ludus refused because the smell was just too nasty.

right then mates...

bundy has a sick twisted fantasy of doin' roo's on da barbie in his....yes you guessed it....sleeper jammies.

Ahh yes......flyman has finally been assimilated into the uncle phil sleeper jammie army. He holds the rank of private of the yellow stain removers. FIRST CLASS!

pj knows all about the flies rank because he is the Drill Sergeant.

Sgt pj likes to order the poor young fly to clean not just the yellow stains, but also the vomit stains that pj leaves around the barracks every night after consuming ridiculous amounts of metho.