Poppinjay enjoys long walks in the park, margueritas and touching himself when noone is looking.

charley likes pina coladas...

...and getting caught in the rain. Why do they always foget I like getting caught in the rain?


Uncle Phil, late at night, likes to go outside and stare at the moon while mumbling, "I am a fairy princess, I *am* a fairy princess..." Oddly his wife loves this about him.

Charlatan's greatest secret is that he is exactly what he appears to be.....

tophat changed his names spelling from the Indian one bequethed him in great ceremony on the plains of the Dakotas. Once known as Too Fat, he felt a more dapper image should be presented.

Kramus is in actuality an agent for the Argentinian govenment, posing as a Canadian citizen to infiltrate the United States underground trade of marshmallow fluff treats. Thus far he has been unsuccessful, but has managed to get the recipe for fruit rollups.

Tecoyah likes to watch movies of dogs catching frisbees. He does this by the hour. Oddly enough, he has never touched a frisbee himself.

kramus once sought the source of the Nile in Bisbee, Arizona. (nice try, guy)

He'll find it one of these days, though.

Freman lost the bid on Enron's giant E.

right, and poppinjay won it...

Uncle Phil grows cultures taken from swabs from rental bowling shoes. He thinks he will create the ultimate cheese with them.

Kramus smuggles cheese from Wisconsin into South America, which he sells to rebels and uses the proceeds to support his belly button lint collection.

SirLance is a major stockholder in Kramus' belly button lint collection. Obviously, he is a shameless promoter.

Elphaba has twice been reprimanded for only using 6 veils in her notorious dance routine - not to mention the citations for excessive fan failure in her encores.

It was a malfunction dammit

Kramus steals veils from innocent women who accidently find themselves dancing in sleezy bars.

Elphaba was in line to replace Lori Laughlin as John Stamos' love interest in Full House but her refusal to remove her oversized-brim hat led to the cancellation of the show.

JumpinJesus enjoys spending his evenings standing in his 13th floor window waving to all his friends... Sadly, "all his friends" are sea gulls, pigeons and taxi cabs and none of them ever wave back. This doesn't deter him in the slightest.

Charlatan, or Chuckles in certain circles, likes to hire out for kid's birthday parties using his alter ego.
Chuckles proceeds to 'roast' the birthday kid to the amusement of the other little midgets, then on his break, he makes his 'move' on the closest parent.

Fremen once ran away to join the Circus but was turned away because of a little-known and rarely-used unspoken circus superstition: never accept into your big top a man who comes to you asking if elephants like peanuts and if there is someone guarding the elephants or if they are all alone.

JJ is allergic to peanuts............

Flyman smoked peanut shells once, because he heard it could get him high.

JP 'confiscated' a neighborhood kid's basketball just so he could make a rubber helmet out of it.

Fremen's best friend is a little mouse named JoJo. JoJo died years ago but Fremen can't face the horrible truth that he is now alone in this world.

He still carries JoJo around with him wherever he goes. It took a while but people now do not avoid him because of the smell of decomposition. They avoid him because he's wierd.

Charlatan enjoys smearing vasoline over his entire body, and then rolling around on his old photo albums......... :thumbsup:

paddyjoe has protected, consentual sex with elephants.

Stiltzkin doesn't like to ask for retraining when it comes to counting on his fingers.

Kramus has had a major obsession with Doris Day since he was five and has an altar in his attic dedicated to her. The FBI has had a file on him since his threatening letter to Rock Hudson sent in 1966....

ng redraws the lines in her colouring book after she is done with the crayons. They usually have to be moved quite a bit in order to accomodate her freewheeling approach.

kramus wears a habit on Tuesdays while washing his collection of parachute pants.

Fremen has a vast collection of beanie babies. The local newspaper did a story on him where he was quoted saying, "I don't know why I got so many, their just so darn cute!"

uncle phil is the apple of Rudolf Nuryev's eye.

Poppinjay doesn't know how to play this game.

Johnny Pyro has a burning sensation when he pees. He has it the rest of the time too, but it's there when he pees as well.

Tophat is obsessed with unscrewing the inscrutable. Or scrawling the unscribable. Or something.

Whereas Kramus is obsessed with effing the ineffable.

Tophat has an unusual fascination with farm animals.

Where Sir Lance comes from, you see, an interest in breeding farm animals is unusual. Breeding <i>with</i> farm animals is more the norm.

However, that is not Sir Lance's secret. His real secret is that he is dying to show you his pickle, but he just can't come up with a good way to broach the topic.

More like my caching was all screwed up.

Tophat665 had a little afternoon delight yesterday.

It's not so much a weird thing that Poppinjay has three nipples, but that he lactates, and nurses the neighbourhood kittens is definitely unusual.

daoust wishes he were a kitten...

Uncle Phil keeps trying to milk his pet goat.

SirLance has a split personality... one of his personalities is left handed and the other is right... He spends evenings arm wrestling with himself for personality supremacy... Unfortunately the right personality usually wins by cheating.

Charlie scoots around so fast all you see is the smell. :icare:

And Fremen keeps that all bottled up in his private stash. Saves it for them real special dates down to the Dairy Queen.........

"what's that smell", his dates usually ask....

"Au de Charlie", Fremen proudly replies.....

paddyjoe collects the uneaten cone bottoms at said Dairy Queen and crunches them up to make breakfast cereal.

Which kram happily engages in with pj, when he's down for another round of Toilet-paper Toga.

Fremen wishes he could have been the one in the toilet paper dress... he longs to be pretty and witty and gay!

Charlie plays the spoons for the Stoppa Lake Melodiers, and bums change from honest folk while mingling outside Bennie Afelskie's store in Killaloe, Ontario.

daoust has the market cornered for plastic spoons in the maritimes...

uncle phil? Daddy?

puffinstuff ain't old enough to be my illegitimate kid...

uncle p. used to dragrace the neighborhood ice cream truck, for fudge bombs to the winner.

Fremen steals tricycles from neighborhood toddlers and uses them to chase and terrorize frightened high-schoolers as they walk home from the bus stop.

SirLance is in the "special" forces... they drive short tanks and spread love and wet kisses.

Charlie likes to play Strip-Battleship with college kids. Not for the chance to see sweet young things nekkid, but so he can steal their dropped clothes while they're concentrating.

"fre ain't nothin' but a samwich..."

go with it...

unc p. is jealous of my baloney-pony goodness.

"Baloney-pony goodness" was fremen's crowning moment in his life... it's all down hill from here....

Charlatan frequently reminisces about those late night games of hide-the-salami he used to play with Fremen.

Now THAT, was some honest to goodness processed meat fun!

joe likes lollipops............




:D







*insert "lick me like a lollipop" smiley here*

Sometimes Flyman drives to Vancouver just to go into an office building and ride the elevators until he can work up a good, stinky fart. Then he drives back home, grinning like a fool.

speaking of fools..............Top is the doorman to the elevator that i frequent.....he has this funny look on his face often.

i think he likes me........

Evidently, Fly likes a good rosewater enema....

Top's secret desire, is to open a hamsterium in Hollywood with his partner, Richard.

Fremen's into boybands :hmm:

Nancy enjoys spending her evenings shopping for poodles. She never buys them, she just likes giving the poor doggies the hope that they will come home with her.

It makes her evening when they get so excited they pee on the floor.

Charlatan picks up chicks at Sam's Club.

Poppinjay is the real life version of the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.

That's so not true!! :|

Me thinks you doth protest too much... :lol:

Charlie here,dropped the soap.



....on purpose

Flyman is a purposeful soap-dropper as well... sadly nobody takes his hairy bait.

Charlie is actually the Nobel Laureate J.M. Coetzee, who won the literature award in 2003.

He constantly hunts for public recognition for this acheivement, and when he shows up to family functions such as Easter or Thanksgiving dinners, he wears the medal around his neck and refers to himself in the third person as 'The Nobel Laureate';

Such memorable moments include "Could someone please pass The Nobel Laureate some mashed potatoes?"
or "You really think that Nobel Laureates clear the table and help with the dishes?! Bitch, you better get the Laureate some fuckin' pie!"
http://nobelprize.org/literature/lau...tzee-award.jpg

BigBen likes to quote Chaucer while manhandling bags of whole milk.

Bitch... don't mess with the Nobel Laureate...


BigBen931 was going to go with the user name BigBen but figured he be mistaken for the famous Canadian horse.


Fremen takes great pains to beat me to the punch. Sadly, there's never any punch left for me.

Charlie is just grumpy 'cause, once again, someone stole his Slinky.

Fremen stashes Charlatan' slinky in his special drawer. Each night, Fremen takes out one of his procured slinkys, bouncing it in his hands and pretending they're Anna Nicole's breasts.

ngdawg is the #1 squirrel lassoer in the united states. she goes to every squirrel rodeo within 1,000 miles of her home.

SirLance, in his spare time, heads up a campaign to have George Lazenby officially recognized by the U.N., as the greatest James Bond ever.

Oh, that's hitting below the belt. It was, is, and always shall be Sean Connery.

"I'll have anal bum cover for a thousand, Trebek."

"That's an album cover for a thousand..."

Aberkok dresses his pet monkey up as a little girl, puts him in a stroller, and introduces him as his daughter, who is scientifically recognized as a throwback to the "missing link".

Sir Lance's idea of a perfect night at home is to snuggle into his Tweety Bird fuzzy blanket, wearing his Tweety Bird flannel jammies and his Tweety Bird slippers and sketch macabre death scenes of Sylvester the cat.

ngdawg secretly awaits the next Michael Jackson album.

Poppinjay secretly awaits the next Michael Moore film.

I haven't even seen the last one. I saw the one with the chicken...

BigBen931 sat alone in his spa. The victrola extolled the wonder that is Brahms. A requiem. How appropriate. His nemesis, Dr. Moriarty (BB931 couldn't afford an exclusive enemy, he had a time share) awaited the DEATH of the clocked somnambulist on the other side of the door. As BigBend931 made his toilet, the bad doctor sprang from behind the door and looped the world's second private sleuth in a necked wire embrace. They struggled like the U.S. legislature for an interminable amount of time, until......

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Poppinjay is really Tom Clancy writing historical fiction in disguise.

SirLance likes to board his lawnmower at night and drive to the next county over for a beer run.

Fremen likes to torture ants and other various insects.

Johnny Pyro likes to sit around naked and eat jello jigglers shaped like various, naughty body parts.

ScottKuma has multiple organisms.

Tophat enjoys gardening. It isn't that he has a green thumb he just likes the fact that he gets to hang out at garden centres on the weekend. It's there that he can, show up with dirt on his knees and say, "Can you believe it? I have dirty knees again."

No one ever know what he means by doing this every weekend at several garden centre locations. He just seems to derive great pleasure from the act.

Charlatan's user name is not derived from the fact that he goes around to small towns on the weekend, attempting to sell "Brother John's Cure-All Elixir," but because he introduces himself at these events as Charlatan. He still can't figure out why he's quickly run out of town by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks.

Aberkok uses a player piano.

kramus enjoys long walks by the lake wearing a pink tutu while listening to Tatu.

Fremen is 5.9 million sperm short of a full load.

Daoist rides Amtrak to pick up up chicks.

Poppinjay enjoys going to the zoo and telling the flamingos (aren't they just so pretty?) that he is poppinfresh... it always makes him giggle.

charlie walks through downtown toronto poking overweight people in the stomach and waiting for them to giggle...

uncle phil recently shaved a message in his chest hair.
It says, "Pony rides: $5.00"

Fremen is first in line for the pony rides...

Charlatan's favorite movie is "Young Frankenstein". In fact, he has a full-body costume of the Monster in his basement. On odd-numbered Saturday nights, he puts on the costume and dances to Taco's "Putting on the Ritz", screaming "Super Duper!" at all the right moments.