Pigglett is upset because pooh eloped in with the donkey :icare:

Dingo is really a dog trapped in a whale's belly that has a internet connection

feelgood puts grapes in his shoes every morning, and in the evening? Voila! Wine!

JJ is looking forward to the shoe-wine, he wants it to accompany his filet of sole. ;)

fremen has been sneaking saltine crumbs into feelgood's shoes, hoping that j-jesus will serve him an urban communion when he harvests

Pigglet posted that message in a Cuban internet cafe while sitting between Tupac and Strom Thurmond.

Xeno thinks I'm not wise to his scam, but I'm not sitting between Tupac and Strom - I'm sitting between Xenomorph in a Richard Nixon mask that's been rubbed down with Aspercreme, and a cross-dressing Rupaul look-a-like hooker Xeno picked up last night and paid an extra $50 bucks to help him con me. They're trying to talk me into a life-insurance plan where you get to retire to Cuba and live in anonymity to frequent brothels. They claim Mathew Lesko found the deal for them in an IRS handbook.

pigglet paid People magazine 100 bucks to sell him a fantasy life.

pj printed copies of his av and sold them in the Ragu parking lot after third shift...dudes couldn't even read english, man...

Uncle Phil is an only child...

stonegrody does his grocery shopping only after 1 a.m. and only at Safeway. He brings a fancy silver spoon with him and opens up all the Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked ice creams, taking one spoonful from each and licking his lips, he says, "Yummy Yummy for my tummy tummy," after each bite. When the store clerks spot him, he does his Curly Fine impression: "Whoop Whoop Whoop!" and runs out the store with whatever gorceries he can grab on the way out. Whatever he grabs becomes his meal for the following day, along with some of feelgood's homemade wine.

JJ slinks around back-alleys looking for homeless men so he can try to beat them at indian leg-wrestling.
So far his record is 45/46 wins.
The one loss was due to the unexpected release of projectile diarrhea.
The homeless guy eventually quit gagging and forgave JJ.

You ok, buddy? :D

After having a succession of hot ladies dump him for being too "gangsta," Fremen discovered that he hums the tune to "Straight out of Compton" in his sleep, and has a tendency to slap his bedmate's ass. The guy who lost to JJ passed out in Fremen's bed last night and told him when they awoke, spooning, to the blissfull light of the new morning.

pigglet is the sole reason for uncle phil's signature.






never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.




.....hehehehe...........the pig likes it........hehehehehee..........

(COMPLETE ASIDE TO THE SPIRIT OF THIS THREAD)

That happens to be one of my favorite quotes, Fly.

Oh, and you really need to let go of that crush you have on Angela Landsbury from the third season of "Murder, She Wrote." I don't care what you say, she isn't the Doctor Quinn of Cabot Cove...

the pigster still has a picture of loretta swit on the back of his closet door...

Hell, yes I do. But it's a damn replacment...phil stole my original in the 6th grade, and after defiling it in horrible ways involving jello, he gave it to my homeroom teacher telling her that I, not he, might have been looking at Houlihan, but I was saying Mrs. Anderson's name the whole time. That was just wrong - couldn't get a pass for the john all year long.

pigglet had a secret fling with Hawkeye........


*and B.J. too.......but that's a whole nother story*

flyman goes around posing as a DEA agent to bust people and keep the stash for himself

shanifaye has no secret cooler than her sig. line!

shaggs manoa is raising an army of terrorist monkeys and training them by teaching them to stick banana's in peoples tailpipes

ShaniFaye strings cooked penne pasta around her bedroom to attract little hairy Italian plumbers named Mario.
So far, only Luigi has shown. :(

said the long lost soul brother of Luigi..........

said the fly who accidently smoked his soul brother. :eek:

upside the head eh..............

ooops..........





Fremen likes to talk about people behind their backs............then sends them penis bongs for salutations.....

fly clutches his penis-bong in his sleep and dreams of freeing willy.

fremen likes to kidnap plumbers named Mario just to make me miserable thinking that one day I will change my desires to southernly located message board posters

shanifaye's only kidding fremen...she's always had a huge crush on trent lott

lmao.........nice one. :thumbsup:




pigglet was a mistress for kermit.

when kermit couldn't handle miss piggy's mood swings he'd call up pigglet,and they would meet under the bridge in the seedy part of town.


what a shame..........

Man, I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up...I mean, Miss piggy and I are practically related...but since you let the cat out of the bag, fine. Fly used to be known as the Pimp of Swine - he used to call me for the kermit liasons. Always used to make me paint his toenails pink before he'd send me out.

freakin' pink...always knew the pigster was a little strange..fly's toenails are blue...ergo, the pigster is colorblind...

phil, unfortunately, was banned from his local beauty salon for ambushing the manicurist so he could apply the nail polish himself to the clients directly........with his nose!

In the immortal words of the flyman:

Freak!

:D

Fre knows this cuz he always accompanies pigglet and uncle phil on those not so sane outings.........


*bunch of Freaks!!!!*




......and thanx for the immortalness too Fre......... :thumbsup:

Flyman was formerly the world's greatest drag queen... that was, until Twisted Sister. It all went downhill from there.

PL idolized the yelling guy in the twisted sister videos so much, he joined the Army just so the drill sergeant could scream at him.

Fremen like to be forced to eat at the "Y" at gunpoint, but only at gunpoint.

shaggs likes to eat at the "red eYe" - gunpoint not necessary...at least I think it was red....may have been pink....welll blue...whatever. it was nail polish - all i did was huff it for the fumes. i thought crack-whoring was rock-bottom, but that was before i hit toe-nail polish whoring with loud-mouthed singing frogs..

Pigglet's been drinkin?

(Nice to see you, Six.) :)


Six doesn't usually drink through the normal way.
She drinks through her finger.

Btw, her brother is named Mork.

fre keeps a blow-up doll of mindy in his closet...for those special monday night retrospectives on nickelodean...

uncle phil should certainly know about closets.......been in one how many years now?

paddyjoe keeps buried deep in <i>his</i> closet a video tape of him performing Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain" at the local Moose Lodge on Karaoke night. The real secret is that the video tape is well worn as he watches it every time it rains.

JJ is too afraid to take off those spects and look at the world through his own eyes

the nuke wishes he could look at the world, period, 'cause his only eye is that third blind one...

Phils third eye only opens for the Titty Forum.

tecoyah's avatar is really something located on his body where the light don't shine

feelgood is trying to see up a girl's skirt, unfortunately for him, he just realized it's a shim. :eek:

Fremen has a secret compartment in one of his closets. The contents? Well, let's just say that Fremen has never seen a chewed up wad of gum he didn't pick up and over the years has sculpted a striking likeness of Dick Van Patten.

Jumping jesus came before the jesus christ. Only that the "incrediable" jumping jesus religious didn't take off, so the jews had to go back to the drawing board...

feelgood has a fixation with "me..." (the jury's still out...)

uncle phil is really aunt phyllis. Well, once he has the money to pay for it...

combatmedicjen has a secret crush on both Snake Eyes AND Destro... Scandalous...

baldrick is really the 3rd blues brother but their manager deemed that alien blue brothers wasn't really gonna be a good fad

feelgood is wondering if a 350 lbs woman was really a good choice for his first experiment in 'facesitting'

Ahhh, shaggs is just pissed that feelgood didn't pick him for the 'facesitting' experiment.

paddy's avatar was his breakfast today

nukeu666 was an experimental military prototype of new solider that is suppose to be like duke nukem. But turned out to be a mix breed of linux and quake 3 gone bad...

duke nukem, gi joe, feelgood's got 'em all...

uncle phil makes the dresses for feelgood's action figures. They then have a fancy tea party where everyone sticks out their pinkies whilst holding their little plastic tea cups - filled with pepsi, of course.

of course, jj prefers holy water in his little plastic cup...

uncle phil is very familiar with little plastic cups, as he's continuously adjusting his.
;)

Fre knows this cuz he just can't seem to take his eyes off of phil's member........

Actually, flyman is the founding member of the member of the month club. Phil's member may be the newest member. Fremen needed to celebrate!

paddyjoe sends out bulk rate flyers every month that are very good replicas of the "member of the month" club flyer. He is in a dire competition with flyman to steal members from his member of the month club. After being snubbed by flyman at the pilot meeting, paddyjoe has vowed revenge by mailing out erroneous information to members. Recent paddyjoe flyers have indicated that all members must bring with them one jar of salted nuts while another chastised all members who don't wear boxers. Some members of the member of the month club took offense to these flyers. Not on the grounds of what was said, but that the flyers did not arrive wrapped in latex envelopes. Flyman is incensed.

Ohh poor J.J. He just never heeded their advice to not take the brown acid.

tsk, tsk.

Paddyjoe likes to watch Oprah and have a good cry.

chromanin is seceretly dating a tomato against the wishes of his very conservative parents. However, while dating said tomato, he is also cheating on it with a cucumber from next door..
Oh for shame!

Homey_V likes to torture plants.
He especially likes to force watermelons to grow into squares.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_abunchofsquarewatermelons.jpg">

Fremen is a Marxist and likes to eat kittens...

Homey V shot the Sheriff.

chromanin taped the r kelly sex tape

AntoineMartinez taped Chromanin taping the R. Kelly sex tape.

PL once taped himself to a chair...in chorus...while the little chunky kid was singing..."ave maria..."

Uncle Phil plans to go as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween

Meanwhile, amonkie plans on ambushing phil/Marilyn dressed as JFK, to see what he would do for his country. ;)

Fremen often dreams of dressing as a woman, and seeing how many unsuspecting men will vie for his attention.

the bird in Paddyjoe's avatar is really paddy joe from a past life

Amonkie dresses like a Wookie for Fury sex day at the mormon convention in Pain, Iowa.

Ofirethorn likes to take the pitcher plant seed and plant it in the ground before the new elementary school is build and watch the plant eat children after 6 months

feelgood watches the plants grow clad only in a raincoat...with two buttons...

uncle phil silently peers through those plants, hoping at least one of the buttons pop open...

Baldrick is hoping to ceatch that Button in his mouth and add it to his Uncle Phil memobilia collection

Ofirethorn has a problem with spelling..........this is cuz he didn't pay attention in school.

bit of a slacker eh....

Flyman, Can't find any bud this week, so he is trying to finda new High, Gay Midget Porno.

flyman is in luck because Ofirethorn happens to direct Gay Midget Porno

goodhabits was in Ofirethorn's last three Gay Midget Porno films

Paradise Lost is Ofirethorn's #1 customer.

CoA is the rest of Ofirethorn's customers...

phil likes to listen to Ozzy Osbourne on the weekends.

that's when he puts on the leather sleeper jammies.

and you all thought he was normal..........

Sexy cat is Hoping to get new rats for sexycats B'day

Ofirethorn often gets confused when writing about flyman and starts calling him, Sexy Cat.
(I think fly's ass is in too many posts, eh uncle p. and pj?) :D

(Yeah Fremen, he should just keep it under his hat :D)






Fremen searches the internet far and wide looking for 'cute' butts.

paddyjoe thinks Fremen is cute from the back

Invaliduser is happy Paddyjoe thinks freeman is cute from behind.

Ofirethorn is just wishing someone thought he was cute from behind

Jonsgirl is really Alexsgirl

feelgood has no sense of touch...

there's nothing super about uncle phil's moderating abilities... (I got nothin)

c'mon, PL, it's in there somewhere...