Giant Hamburger doesn't really love the lady Bundy. He is just using her.

Conclamo Ludus likes to suck out the Bavarian cream filling from doughnuts at the local doughnut shop and then 'refill' them with Conclamo Ludus cream.

pheatius is already looking for formal "sleeper jammies" to wear to the GH/Bundy wedding...

Uncle Phil wants to win the bid to design Pheatius' formal-wear sleeper jammies.

CLudus has a hard time handeling a gun.....

*damn yard apes*

The Fly refused to be the best man for either Hamburger, or me... he didn´t like the idea of a man marrying a magnificent foodstuff.
so he will be replaced by another, more open-minded friend.

"Bones" is just a psuedonym.

g-pod sneezes when he kisses his dog. He went through 3 boxes of kleenex on Wednesday alone.

fremen wants to be the flower girl in the wedding...

uncle phil was lobbying to be the maid of honor. A position he has held many times before!

Paddyjoe has a tattoo of Secret Squirell somewhere private.

Rockogre has a map to that "Somewhere private" place...it is there he believes the treasure of the Sierra Madre is hidden...

Pheatius actually likes sleeping in short-sheeted beds.

Fremen has never read Dune...

charlatan is gathering together the trousseau for bundy...

Uncle Phil
took a pill
it cost him a buck and a quarter
when phil came down
his face did frown
for he had overpaid dearly

Oh, that hurts, that gets me to the core....:( ;)

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Pheatius likes to polish his balls with furniture wax.
Did I mention he doesn't bowl?

Fremen can't read...that's why Charlatan's comment hurt so bad.

fly can't carry a tune...or so i've heard (ouch)...

unc. phil wishes every night, before he falls asleep, for a pair of sleeper-jammies for Christmas.

Fremen likes to dress as santa and deiliver sleeper jammies to all the good little uncle phils

flyman once asked a friend to "come over and check out my rear-end"

well thanks for that......

splck likes being asked by other guys to check out their rear ends

no really....he does

flyman even offered to wash his rear-end before viewing. He also wants his rear-end freshly lubed.

flyman gets his tires rotated daily.

fremen has an anal-compulsive disorder...

Uncle Phil has to eat his food anally...

Meridae'n feeds Uncle Phil.

double slagg.....splck enjoys lubing rear ends

fremen lost his refresh button

flyman putts from the rough...

Meridae'n smacks stuff with a velvet sledge hammer. :thumbsup:

/me checks for the refresh button....*scratches head* uh-ee-ugh! :p

Stiltzkin lives in a van down by the river with splck.

Fremen isn't really a man at all, but rather the last hope of planet Orgasmia who came to earth to collect a material that can only be obtained from gay men's seman in order to save his planet from the talking horses.

wow....Pennington knows gay aliens from outer space that ride talking horses.

is that fucked up or what?

(welcome eh)

fly, that is so wrong...but not as wrong as the sight of you in polka-dotted sleeper jammies...

uncle phil recently grew a penis on his arm after his original one was fried off while taking a piss on an electric fence.

Pennington recently acquired Michael Jacksons' bones.

Fremen sold them to Pennington after he was done 'using' the 'bones' himself. (But he did at least sanitize them first)

Pheatius wishes he had never thrown those feces at the big gorilla

The last time sporty got his temperature taken with an anal thermometre, the doctor had both his hands on sporty's shoulders...