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Giant Hamburger doesn't really love the lady Bundy. He is just using her.
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Conclamo Ludus likes to suck out the Bavarian cream filling from doughnuts at the local doughnut shop and then 'refill' them with Conclamo Ludus cream.
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pheatius is already looking for formal "sleeper jammies" to wear to the GH/Bundy wedding...
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Uncle Phil wants to win the bid to design Pheatius' formal-wear sleeper jammies.
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CLudus has a hard time handeling a gun.....
*damn yard apes* |
The Fly refused to be the best man for either Hamburger, or me... he didnīt like the idea of a man marrying a magnificent foodstuff.
so he will be replaced by another, more open-minded friend. |
"Bones" is just a psuedonym.
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g-pod sneezes when he kisses his dog. He went through 3 boxes of kleenex on Wednesday alone.
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fremen wants to be the flower girl in the wedding...
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uncle phil was lobbying to be the maid of honor. A position he has held many times before!
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Paddyjoe has a tattoo of Secret Squirell somewhere private.
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Rockogre has a map to that "Somewhere private" place...it is there he believes the treasure of the Sierra Madre is hidden...
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Pheatius actually likes sleeping in short-sheeted beds.
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Fremen has never read Dune...
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charlatan is gathering together the trousseau for bundy...
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Uncle Phil
took a pill it cost him a buck and a quarter when phil came down his face did frown for he had overpaid dearly |
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---------- Pheatius likes to polish his balls with furniture wax. Did I mention he doesn't bowl? |
Fremen can't read...that's why Charlatan's comment hurt so bad.
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fly can't carry a tune...or so i've heard (ouch)...
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unc. phil wishes every night, before he falls asleep, for a pair of sleeper-jammies for Christmas.
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Fremen likes to dress as santa and deiliver sleeper jammies to all the good little uncle phils
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flyman once asked a friend to "come over and check out my rear-end"
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well thanks for that......
splck likes being asked by other guys to check out their rear ends no really....he does |
flyman even offered to wash his rear-end before viewing. He also wants his rear-end freshly lubed.
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flyman gets his tires rotated daily.
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fremen has an anal-compulsive disorder...
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Uncle Phil has to eat his food anally...
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Meridae'n feeds Uncle Phil.
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double slagg.....splck enjoys lubing rear ends
fremen lost his refresh button |
flyman putts from the rough...
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Meridae'n smacks stuff with a velvet sledge hammer. :thumbsup:
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/me checks for the refresh button....*scratches head* uh-ee-ugh! :p
Stiltzkin lives in a van down by the river with splck. |
Fremen isn't really a man at all, but rather the last hope of planet Orgasmia who came to earth to collect a material that can only be obtained from gay men's seman in order to save his planet from the talking horses.
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wow....Pennington knows gay aliens from outer space that ride talking horses.
is that fucked up or what? (welcome eh) |
fly, that is so wrong...but not as wrong as the sight of you in polka-dotted sleeper jammies...
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uncle phil recently grew a penis on his arm after his original one was fried off while taking a piss on an electric fence.
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Pennington recently acquired Michael Jacksons' bones.
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Fremen sold them to Pennington after he was done 'using' the 'bones' himself. (But he did at least sanitize them first)
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Pheatius wishes he had never thrown those feces at the big gorilla
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The last time sporty got his temperature taken with an anal thermometre, the doctor had both his hands on sporty's shoulders...
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