Its the best way to get your protein! :D

giblfiz has only half a face. Haha Half-face! Ha ha. Ha...

C Ludus is secretly in love with loni anderson

flyman is loni anderson´s pimp.

and no, he doesn´t make much money.

The legs in bundy's avatar are actually plastic and join at the knees.

Beltruckus thinks that he's better than all of us. He does'nt think his shit stinks like the rest of us, as a matter of fact he thinks it smells like chocolate cake.

giblfiz shines his shoes to a mirrored sheen, then rides the escalators behind skirted women and kilted men.

Fremen is always trying to ride ducks in the park.

World's King cant pee unless he is sitting down!

Midlandmadman eats puppies for breakfast. And kittens for lunch.

Averett is an ardent fan of nude skiing... or at least, he was...until that tragic day when he fell over on some packed ice and sliced and diced his closest friend.

Bundy pointed and laughed when Averett fell over while skiing naked, then he lost his balance and fell over himself.

Beltruckus never skis. In fact, he likes to waddle around the resort in his moonboots, brandishing one ski-pole at any stray snowboarders crossing his path. 12 o'clock might see him on a heady run up the cable car for lunch with a view and his more reckless friends; but by late afternoon he'll be safely back in that dear little secondhand bookshop by the ice rink, devouring last pages from a variety of mouldering tomes.

castex is the owner of a secondhand bookstore at a ski resort, he has a back room that he retreats to, so that he can get some "private time" there is a stack of playboys from the 1960's.

Beltruckus has a treasured photograph collection of grannies in french maid costumes and an even larger collection of television rabbit ears from the 60s.

she ;)



bernadette really isn't over here.... She's actually over there

Averett has been walking among us as a man but she really is a woman, Bundy has bad eyesight and was unable to see that she really didn't have anything sheared off because she had nothing there in the first place. Watch your backs fellas avarett isn't here to play ;)

This is a public service announcement.

In their native habitat a single Beltruckus that has acquired a taste for human flesh can kill hundreds of people before being caught. Genetic footprinting pioneer, Professor Sir Alec Jeffreys, is carrying out DNA tests on droppings thought to have been left by Beltruckus just outside of Salt Lake City. Just remember that the threat to humans is greatest when he has been wounded, maimed and unable to hunt his normal prey. Approach him with extreme caution and a piece of your finest cheese.
-GH

Oh, great, I only live a few hours away from Salt Lake City. At that kill rate they will be here in a matter of months! ;)

GH tells people he likes to swim with sharks, when really he likes to play in the bathtub with his rubber ducky.

BNT dreams everynight that he transforms into a giant beaney baby (ironically enough a mouse) and climbs tall buildings, his intent is to jump off and crush innocent people but he is too soft a cuddly to really do any damage. People enjoy his antics and cheer him on everytime he doesn it.

belt is really bundy in disguise...he's not wearing sleeper jammies yet...

Uncle phil really is no ones uncle, the only people that call him by that name are the kids of the wifes he has "afternoon party's" with.

beltruckus licks the window whenever he gets a windowseat on an airplane.

C Ludas licks his bacon and sausages ,when served in a restaraunt....so his buddy's won't eat them on him.

the FLY doesn´t mind when the Ludus licks his sausages and passes them round.

in fact, the FLY has even thought about marketing Ludus Spit Sausages, since he thinks they are so good.

Bundy has signed up to be the first tester of Fly's new ludus spit sausaged, he cant wait to taste the hickory smoked flavoring with a side of spit, he things that for an even greater kick they should use some morning spit because it's so much more potent than afternoon spit.

fuckin' eeeeyuuuuukkkk.........

Belt sells spitoons on the side

hence the knowledge of spittle.

Flyman knows this because he bought one from me, except he doesn't chew tabacco he chews buds instead.

Belt, thats not a deep, dark secret.
everyone knows that fly chews bud.

Belt thinks that CUJO is easily the greatest piece of literature, ever.

Bundy's favourite apartment was Warren & Gavins.

Meri rocks out to Amitys song, ´the Lighthouse´.

and he´s changed his laugh to be more like Warrens (or was it Gavs??)

bundy still wants the oceania franchise for sleeper jammies, and has already applied for the appropriate licenses...

Uncle Phil's youthful image is on the Maypo box.

http://theimaginaryworld.com/lin12.jpg

I WANT MY MAYPO!!!

uncle phil could easily have his Maypo, but unfortunately has yet to master the fine art of boiling water.

said paddyjoe...the guy who gets his maple syrup off of an eskimos hairy ass crack.

yup...us igloo folk up here in canader....we likes to rub maple syrup on tha' cracks 'o our asses.

...flyman snorts tequila...

from a shot glass, through a straw, and up his nose.

he just loves that numb lack of feeling in your face...

bundy likes to jack off to "haunted nights" when he gets frustrated with his piano lessons.

giblfiz took his name from an almost unheard of product...... Turkey flavored soda.

Midland used to think the voices in his head weren't normal, now he just likes to play majhongg with them.

BNT wears rubber pants and that's fine...

It's the rubber shorts that I don't understand.