flyman secretly lusts after Richard Simmons and likes to refer to him as his "wingman"; Top Gun references should be obivous but also the fact that flyman gets excessively turned on by Richard dancing like a chicken in his video, "Sweating For the Flyman Vol. 5"

sorry, fly, but the truth will set you free

dylanmarsh found inspiration for his username, not from his own name, but from a combination of his favourite musician, and his favourite aussie cricketer.

dm, what a great man Rod ´swampy´ Marsh is...

bundy is sooooooo jelous of dylanmarsh' name that he's gonna change his name to marshdylan...

okay, flyman, I didn't want to have to devulge this but flyman evidentially prefers McDonald french fries to Burger King fries. I'm very sorry I had to make this public.

flyman is thinking of changing his username to BillGates4u, so that he may attracted some lovin.

and dm thinks that actually having a preference towards different fast food outlets is socially important.

bundy sleeps in a pair of uncle phils' cast-off sleeper jammies.
He didn't wash them at first, just so he could sniff the fabric.
(the moths make me mean)

ah, well, theres nothing quite like old, used sleeper jammies.

Fremen is from Indiana, not Texas... he just thinks that pretending to be a Texan makes him big and tough....
(so that he can fight those moths)

bundy says that if you smell a girls armpit......that's what her crotch will smell like after boinkin' her.

After a hard days work, flyman likes to wring out his own armpit hair into his Molson.........ahhhh, now THAT'S Canadian.......eh?

Paddyjoe is really a Leprechaun who despises Lucky from the Lucky Charms commercials for selling out and inforcing the sterotype that all the leprechauns really have is a pot of funny looking marshmellows instead of the traditional pot of gold. thus making everyone believe that all Leprechauns are so poor that they cannot even live in the ghetto but must instead live in "magical" places and peddle sugar on unsuspercting kids.

3leggedfrog ate his own leg. With BBQ sauce.

averett wants her own pair of sleeper jammies so she can be like one of you guys...

phil gets kicks out of not selling his sleeper jammies to people... he likes to see them beg... cruel, phil, cruel.

Bundy thinks Danii is better than Kylie

i used to.
when dannii went and got those implants i did quite likey.
but these days meri, thats a blatant lie.

Meri is really that fat bloke from Australian Idol who got disqualified. and who cried on the phone to his father begging him to be proud of him.

bundy buys all his underwear at re-sale shops.

midlandmadman rummages through bundys trash to find underwear that even bundy will not wear.

3leggedfrog knows this only because he was beaten to the rubbish bin by midlandmadman.

That’s okay though because we should all recycle. You know, like most of the rookie posts in this thread.

(Ouch! Did I say that?)

the three-legged one can't wear sleeper jammies because they only come with two legs...

Uncle phil moved to alaska so that he could beat the record of Most masturbatory sessions in the sun.

BLT holds the world record for most orgasms while competing in the world ski jump event...
his record is 3, over a 100m distance.

hot damn thats fast and furious.

bundy likes to fart in his hand, then throw it in his freinds face.

lckUber licks the top of every salt and pepper shaker he uses. Wherever he is.

Con Clamo is in further trouble with the law regarding the Ludus Di$co.

this time, he was caught serving tequila to underage midgets.

looks like they may shut your beloved Day Disco down this time Con...

That's ok, Con Clamo is getting off easy because everyone knows that bundy is the devil in a pair of recycled underwear who got all the midgets hooked on crack in the first place.

Jonsgirl swipes ashtrays from friends' houses and sells them on the blackmarket. (local fleamarket) :p

Fremen subscribes to the braille edition of the Victoria's Secret catalouge.

C'mon, where are those hands going next, Fremen?

Paddyjoe posed for the braille Victoria's Secret Catalouge. (Plus Size edition)

phaetius wears most of the panties he sees on page 14 (after he orders them, of course...)

unc. phil wears silk panties under his sleeper jammies while his poor wife wonders where her good undies went.

when Fremen goes shopping for new underwear and socks and stuff, he usually goes naked.

saves time.

bundy always wears his new underdrawers on his head for the first week or so........if his nose gets comfy in there, he knows his package will be!

*Ooooh, nice burn!!* :lol: (good one, pj)

paddyjoe secretly envies the underwear salesman that gets to adjust bundys' package.

Fremen has a website that shows a hidden camera that has been sewn into Bundy's package wrapper. I hear they are good for about two or three washings before they short out. That is a long time though since we know the frequency of said washings is infrequent at best.

Pheatius was teabagged by Michael Jackson after losing a bet that he is really Janet Jackson in disguise.

cl auctioned off his sleeper jammies on e-bay last night...

We all know the only reason uncle phil knows this is because he was the high bidder!

paddyjoe walks around his house asking "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up the floppy disk?"

Jonsgirl has a metal plate in her head which is fun for her because she can place cute fridge magnets on her forehead to fit her moods. Today she has a local pizza palor ad magnet on her forehead, cuz she's famished & hopes someone gets the hint to buy her a pizza.

bern wears boxer shorts to bed under her sleeper jammies.

......but topless......

atta' girl......