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WK has a homosexual porcupine named World
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belt has a hetero porcupine...very hetero...
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uncle phil has EVERY grade school in upstate on his call block list.
So tired of those "Are you my daddy?" phone calls... |
phil likes to relax in the early mornin' sun,in his sleeper jammies a cup of coffee,and just hangin' with the pigs......
*edit* richee is a sneaky kinda guy.....quick too. |
flyman is slow...
and wearing uncle phil's pj's!!!! EDIT: And needs to go to "VegasBabyYeah" in October!!! :D |
Richeeee, good to see you... and smell you... it seems you haven´t washed in months!!
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bundy decided to help richeee by giving him a sponge bath... or was that tongue bath?
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pj is just jealous.
but its not just richeeeeeee and me who´ve rejected his constant overtures... its also been Conclamo Ludus, which is a bit embarrassing really... |
bundy never rejects my overtures.
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Conclamo Ludu's real name is turd furgeson, heh funny name.
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Beltruckus gets laid three times a day
(nobody said it had to be a bad secret) |
Ssander 9 knows beltruckus gets laid three times a day because he's there for every one of them. I won't say in what capacity.
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bnt farts in the bathtub...
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Only when there's Mr. Bubble in the water. I like the scented foam. :D
Uncle Phil is still waiting for Olivia Newton-John to make a comeback. |
bent is ....well.....bent.
cuz if he was twisted...there'd be all hell to pay. |
During lean times, Flyman has been known to drink his own bong water.
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tropicdiver once got upstaged by a cardboard cactus in a school play.
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JumpinJesus once played the part of a cactus in a school play... he glued on hundreds of sequins and glitter onto his outfit just so that he could upstage his arch-enemy, tropicdriver.
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The only time bundy will get aroused is when he visits the petting zoo. The doctors say it had something to do with his childhood, and they added "he must have walked away very confused."
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confused?........said mr.cannonball run.C Ludus wishes he had a CB,so he could talt to his mom,who was listening in on the scanner.
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Flyman's dosn't know shit about rolling joints!
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Splck can't spell worth shit.
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Root_Beer_Man is neither a real beverage, or a real man. Make no mistake.
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CL one time drove 1300 Miles to Las Vegas, but was forced to turn back because of the "no shoes, no shirt, no service" Just for the record he didn't have pants on either.
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Beltruckus rode shotgun on the Vegas trip with CL. He wasn't wearing pants either.
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BentNotTwisted was mad at me most of the trip because I called shotgun before him, he was pantless just like the rest of us.
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Beltruckus distracted me from calling shot gun by taking off his pants before he even got in the car. Um, maybe I shoudn't have used the word distracted.... shocked would be better.
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bnt also awaits the return of olivia...
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Actually, I'm waiting for the return of The Captain and Tenielle. Now some say The Captain is dead but I refuse to believe it. My good friend said he just saw The Captain at the 7-11 last week...
Uncle Phil tells people he once rode his bicycle cross country. He neglects to tell them the country he rode across was Lithuania. |
Next time we go to Vegas guys, we wear nothing but shoes and shirts. Shirts that are just barely long enough. No pants though, the signs didn't say anything about pants!!!
Oh, and BentNotTwisted is BentNotInvited! hahahahaha... |
That's alright, I had enough of the two of you on the last Vegas trip.
Conclamo Ludus spent the entire Vegas trip farting and telling knock knock jokes. |
Conclamo Ludus has always had this secret desire to be Tom Cruise in "Risky Business". You'll recognize him in Vegas because he'll be the one with the Wayfarer sunglasses on.....
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wry1 hasn't seen the sun in 17 years.
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World's King cannot explain the rash he keeps getting on his front-bottom. The doctor's know exactly how he gets it.
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The doctors know why Conclamo Ludus continues to hold his two (2) fingers in the air. He tells people he is flashing a peace sign, but the doctors have said he must keep his fingers in the air because it has to do with how WK got his rash on his front-bottom. :)
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tropicdiver enjoys stuffing a glass dildo up his ass while listening to NIN and also eats pudding out of some guys ass... man that is lame.......oh well
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orange monkeyee is actually an orangatang......
*evil fuckin' hybrids* |
flyman bathes in bird baths, and dreams of creamed corn
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colourmeirish bathes in creamed corn, and dreams of bird baths...
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bundy regularly open-mouth kisses himself.
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