(lol at Meris' post) :lol:

Meri sings Neil Diamond songs while masturbating.

Fremen masturbates Neil Diamond.

At least he can masturbate Neil Diamond, laxative doesn't have hands.

You can talk Pennington, you don't even have a sternocleidomastoid.

mer uses double-sided tape to keep his jammies closed...

uncle phil uses double-sided tape to keep his ass-cheeks closed. (diareha chachacha)

pennington secretly fantasizes about members of n-sync

Fire prefers Menudo. (and Pennington fails to see the glory of diarhea)

laxative can't play backgammon for shit

Meridae'n has an imaginary friend called Billy-bob, he touches billy-bob in strange ways. Billy-Bob gets scared by Meridae'n.

zubrei has webbed toes and can hear dog whistles!

Rock lets elves live in his beard.

At night, while he's sleeping, they come out and fix his shoes!

Once, he sneezed and killed several of them. It was a sad day.

Troublebot had a long-term relationship with one of the elves in Rock's beard. He is still bitter and has vowed to avenge himself againt all cold germs... Cold germs beware, he will find a cure to the common cold.

Pheatius has several long term relationships with the cold germs living, permanently, in the elvish ex-lovers of Troublebot.

punk's mother is a virgin

Meri's "father" is a virgin.

punkr's father is a snowman, if you catch my drift...

I don't get it... But anyways...

Meri's actually Bill Gates, posing as an Austrailian here on the TFP to try and infiltrate Qpid's Liberation Army!!

guy sleeps with the fishes...

uncle phil keeps an aquarium full of fish.

.....he likes to.....well....you know......

flyman...well...knows...

Conclamo...well...taught flyman

Tulax...keeps trying to steal all my damn fish...

guypunkr once farted "Silent Night" in church.

Fremen goes around supermarkets putting expensive vodka in other peoples' trolleys

castex then removes the expensive vodka from their bags in the parking lot, drinks it all and passes out in a vain attempt for pity dates.

pheatius pities castex...

uncle phil only drinks vodka in his sleeper jammies...so when he passes out, he's all ready to be tucked in.

pj gives phil pity sex every morning. little does he know that phil thinks hes the one giving the pity sex to pj...

what strange, sad, yet ever so pathetic love story.

bundy has a fetish for men dressed in clothes made of AOL cds

glophead lives in a trailer on the banks of the mighty Shenandoah.

he moves his trailer up and down that fine river on a regular basis - mainly to avoid the FBI, who are looking to question him in relation to several Quikie-Mart robberies.

He fishes for catfish and hunts racoons to feed his 12 appalachian brats.

At night he goes on the prowl - for willing west virginia hookers, who cross those mighty appalachian peaks to service the hungry sexual appetites of the shenandoah banksmen.

They are a dying breed, the Shenandoah banksmen... the world will be a far sadder place without them.

Remember El Nino?

That was Bundy.

Spinach Indeed has a pet frog, and it's not even green...

thats not a frog Meri, Spinach has a CANE TOAD as a pet.

quick, lets destroy it before it escapes from spinach and destroys Australias wildlife from the North Queensland coast, over to Kakadu.

no wait, that would mean having to go into Queensland... eeewwww..... Queenslanders... now i feel dirty.

Meri loves FNQ. as i said before, one day hes going to retire up there.

you australians will all die of skin cancer.

Laxative was named for his favorite food group, one of his own design: laxatives.

guyp smuggles marmots out of Canada in his sleeper-jammies.

Fremen stole my sleeper-jammies a few weeks back... That's how he knew about the marmots (he found out the hard way...).

Oh, it wasn't so hard... ;)

guyp slips his grandmother a little hooch in her Metamucil.

Fremen and guypunkr have a crazy relationship with some marmots that they stole from Canada.

you guys better be nice to the marmots or we'll have to send the angry beavers over.