flyman superglues quarters on video-game arcade floors just to torture the teenage gamer punks.

Fremen does the same thing in adult theatre peep-shows. Sources close to him say "he likes to watch them bend over unknowingly", desperately reaching for that quarter.

Co-Lo is just mad because he constantly lost money when we bet on who had underwear on and who didn't.

Fremen once had a bad acid trip, and ended up trying to light up a carrot like a cigarette, nude, while trying to jump a freight train to Bangor Maine.

Fremen makes ladies figures out of symbols.

.....cuz he can't make a moth....


and that speedster bundy is just to quick this morn...:D

Flyman once made a stick of deoderant last 3 years.

thats nothing.
Con once made a roll of toilet paper last 6 years.

and his toothbrush... well thats the same one his parents gave him 12 years ago.

bundy............likes to lick the cold soup off of the lid after he takes it from the can.

......chunkey roo.......eh mate?....

flyman's lucky I'm to tired to think of a horrible insult tonite.

I'll be back!!!!..............eh?

pj has so little on his mind that it hurts for him to go to sleep.

....he dosen't know if he should close his eyes or his mouth...


....eh?........



come on man you can do better than that.:D

Alright flyboy, I'm back!!!!

When fly throws a party, his friends favorite game is to play ring-toss. They all get to take turns throwing Cheerios at his johnson.

98% accuracy also, I might add.

Wheee......hors douvres...................eh?

bastard......well.....

PJ...after the ring toss....sucks the sugar from the cheerios after they've been on my johnson......

HAA............eh?

Flyman likes to swizzle his cheerio covered johnson in a bowl of milk.

that splck so lovingly sups up after said swizzle

and of course mr. flyman does not at all object to

Ewww............eh?

paddyjoe took his girlfriend to see 'The Vagina Monologues', but when the time came for everyone to shout out Cunt! together, he could only bring himself to mime it.
Eh?

castex is really Howard Rheinegold.

bundy is really Jeff Kennett

AARRRHHHH!!!!
no, not that, anything but that!!!

well, Meri is Bob Katter.

bundy blew all his money on the Broncos yesterday.

Meri's in love with the gum on my shoe...

guypunkr has been known to fondle other peoples' underwear at the Laundromat.

Fremen is responsible for Celine Dion.
he knew her growing up... and the silly goose, he told her she had a great voice...

Bundy joined the French Foreign Legion years ago to flee a failed love affair. The only thing that kept him warm on those cold nights in the trenches of untold numbers of military maneuvers was the thought of caressing his lost love once more. It was a grenade that landed too close to Bundy that finally knocked the memories of Fremen from his mind, Fremen and his new lover, Celine Dion.

Phaetius, its a pleasure to be insulted by you.
you are a poet.
you are a genius.

but you do have some strange attraction to lego women.

but hey, every genius has some filthy little fetish.

When bundy sneaks to the kitchen at night to get a snack he usually finds that Pheatius has beat him to the 'fridge once again.
They crouch down (just like they do in the boudoir) in front of the open 'fridge trying to find that perfect snack that "spreads" in all the right places...

Fremen is a young scientist who was running expierements dealing with another dimension but something went horribly wrong and he ended up in a 17th century prison, where he was known as the ASSimilator.

belt ties knots in his cat's tail...

Uncle Phil used to be Aunt Phillis

Averett squeezes and shoehorns her feet into size 13 women's shoes. ;) umm, please don't kill me!

Fremen, heres little song in your honour...

And he´s smoking up his junk bonds,
and then he goes to get stiff,
and he´s dancin at the yacht club,
with muff and uncle biff.
But theres one good thing that happens
when you toss your pearls to swine
his attitude may taste like shit
but goes real good with wine.

bundy wears boxer shorts with a modified garter belt.

that way the blokes won't harrass him......AS MUCH.

*don't let your knickers down pal*

Oh my, the truth finally becomes known.
Our flyman has bundy equiped with a custom made chastity belt.......and you know who holds the ONLY key
Sadly, flyman
Oh, the humanity..................eh?

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/08...e/c1772a1b.jpg

jesus h. christ joe......

paddyjoe likes to look in the men's underwear dept. for odd ginch such as the one above.

nasty little fetish you got there PJ......eh?

Flyman is not his real name...

its just that his master, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, hasn´t used his real name... well, ever.

she just yells, ¨Fly man, fly...¨ at him when she needs him to fly and do her evil bidding.

**edit - HOLY SHIT PJ, thats just nasty!

:lol: :lol: :lol: my mind is so much clearer first thing in the morning :lol: :lol: :lol:

yup...you dish it out well my friend.


(that's still a sick picture"you" took)

(was the model ....ahem.....up for it?):D

only after his bowl of Cheerios! :D

Paddyjoe smokes Health Canada cannabis...and likes it.

Pheatius wears a jewel encrusted cod piece, and makes his kids wear one too, but they don't get jewel encrusted they get a regular. When they are rulers of their home they can have a jeweld one of their own.