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Conclamo Ludus 07-08-2003 07:10 PM

guypunkr once sat in as a guest guitarist for Ricky Martin's backup band. He got the job for giving a "job" if you know what I mean.

Fremen 07-08-2003 07:14 PM

Conclamo Ludus once received a love note from Roseanne, which he then put in his keepsake trunk.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 07:17 PM

Fremen once ate 9849 pounds of polish sausage, but never wanted the fame for holding the world record, so he kept the secret to himself!!

Fremen 07-08-2003 07:30 PM

guypunkr was actually trying to write "gatefucker", but his one hand wasn't too steady.

Fly 07-08-2003 07:33 PM

fremen's door swings both ways.....

*i knew it...i fucking knew it..........*

guypunkr 07-08-2003 07:35 PM

Flyman is a real Flyman...

Fly 07-08-2003 07:45 PM

guypunkr is into stupid,cute ........elmo dolls

guypunkr 07-08-2003 07:47 PM

Hey, they shake when you squeeze 'em. What else could you want in a mate?

J/k.

Flyman is obsessed with Charlie Chaplin Lookalikes.

Fremen 07-08-2003 08:09 PM

gatefucker er...I mean, guypunkr, actually likes listening to crying babies on airlines.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 08:26 PM

Fremen eats barocca

Fremen 07-08-2003 08:37 PM

Meri makes me eat barocca (whatever that is) by holding my dog over a cliff.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 08:58 PM

Fremen loves his mommy, as much as he can, as many times as he can, and in any way that he can...

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 09:01 PM

guypunkr has a birthmark in the shape of a swastika on the opening of his urethra...

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:03 PM

Hey!! How'd you know?

J/k.

Meri doesn't know English, he speaks only in binary code and has to dictate to a translator to use the TFP.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 09:29 PM

guypunkr's fantasises over the red Tellytubby

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:32 PM

And Meri dreams of someday having them all, with barney and his friends...

bundy 07-08-2003 09:33 PM

dammit punky!
slow down, so i can attack Meri as well!!

Punky is really selfish and seeks to keep Meri and his vulnerable ass all for himself.

and Meri wants us to believe he could attract such a great looking girlfriend.
he actually just leached that picky from iwishihadagirlfriend.com.au

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:36 PM

Bundy's made Punky take a break from this thread for the rest of the night...

J/k, no hard feelings :)

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 09:46 PM

well, you just made a friend bundy, and gave her a big head!


punky was born without an Illio-Tibial Band...

bundy 07-08-2003 09:52 PM

Meri is not a child of the Revolution.
don't you realise that the illio-tibial band is a bad thing designed to limit your free thought... without your free thoughts, Meri, the evil King Phil has you in the palm of his gnarled old hand.
you had better have your illio-thingy band removed.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 09:55 PM

But then i would extremely restrict the movement of my hip joint...


bundy was cheering for Grant Hackett at the 2000 Olympics (traitor!)

bundy 07-08-2003 09:57 PM

Meri wishes he was Rumpole.

(that Grant Hackett call was really nasty! how could anyone cheer for that guy?)

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:00 PM

bundy is a suck (she thinks you're funny)

bundy 07-08-2003 10:05 PM

Meri and his lady are sorely mistaken,
Bundy is not funny.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:09 PM

bundy shops at Go-Lo

bundy 07-08-2003 10:13 PM

what is that?
a Wagga version of Bi-Lo? haha.

Meri loiters around the local CWA hall so when the old ladies are shuffling in for their weekly hit of bingo, he can steal their lucky charms and special highlighters.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:19 PM

It is actually...


bundy actually likes eating Warheads

bundy 07-08-2003 10:22 PM

you bet i do!
esp those super sour ones!!!!


Meri wishes he could meet Ben from the BIG ARVO

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:29 PM

bundy is a post whore (rich, i know!)

bundy 07-08-2003 10:32 PM

ouch!!

Meri dreams about Rove, and Peter Hellier, and Corinne Grant (all at once)

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:37 PM

just kidding... most of us here in Nonsense are!


bundi wants a threesome with Barry Humpries and Kerry-Anne Kennelly

bundy 07-08-2003 10:42 PM

hmmmm..KAK!!!
i just love that Leggos ad she does (NOT!!)


Meri uses American Psycho as a behaviou guide.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:44 PM

bundy drives a pink Excel...

bundy 07-08-2003 11:06 PM

haha...

meri drives a new lime green beetle. but he swapped that fake white gerbera for a yellow rose.

laxative 07-08-2003 11:29 PM

bundy should spend more time poopin'

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 12:06 AM

laxative spends more time over the shitter than the entire 'Cheers' cast...

laxative 07-09-2003 12:26 AM

Meridae'n had a gut-wrenching, poop-inducing crush on Cliff Claven.

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 03:35 AM

laxative eats far too much curry...

uncle phil 07-09-2003 03:45 AM

mer can't wait to jump into his brand new pair of...SLEEPER JAMMIES!!!

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 04:22 AM

UP has an unhealthy obsessions with sleeping apparel...


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