Six is envious of flys' ability to take advantage of my purty, slack mouth.

Fremen's mouth is only so slack because a korean hooker stole his dentures after he refused to pay her.

SixEdMia stole Fremen's dentures while on vacation in Korea.

taylor has a large collection of small, Korean, anatomically correct kewpie dolls. He likes to position them in strange ways.

Peetster has pair of black hightop Reeboks from 1991 with neon fatlaces stored safely away in his bedroom closet. He likes to wear them on Sundays and listen to old Rob Bass and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam Albums.

Pigglet is jealous of Peetsters shoes because he lost an identical pair in a *totally fixed* break dancing competition.

Six spun tales about the great shoe robberies that she and her boytoy Peetster pulled off in the late 90's to pay off Sixs' increasingly large library fine.
Unfortunately, she was caught bragging about it to an undercover federal agent at their annual gay rodeo, where Peetster once again won Best Overall Cowboytoy, and she was incarcerated at the Federal Prison For Overly Dramatic Pauses and Unusual Sexual Fetishes.
She recently received parole for good behaviour, and she then joined the TFP to be closer to Peetster.
They are currently plotting something even more nefarious, which I will tell you about as soon as I take this drink....ack!.....

Fremen has finally lost his last grip on reality. He seemed to be making progress with meds and an aggressive electro-shock treatment plan, but then, suddenly and without notice, his mind left us. We are left with no other options but to lobotomize him, and with any luck he will be suffocated hero-style like the brave Indian did in "One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest" to the lead character.

Peetster has been practicing psycology without a liscence for the better part of ten years. He did however go to university of fornication website and pass the email/password exam, so he meets the criteria for clinical practitioner.

Dr. Peetster is so lucky to have received his clinical psycology license, and immediately land tecoyah as a patient.

I believe he can help you, my friend.

tecoyah was hoping for art therapy, through the use of paddyjoes' photography seminar, and self help workshop....in fact I already sent in my registration to RIT, C/O Professor Paddy.

Tecoyah is suffering from illusions of grandure. And spelling.
Lie back and we'll talk. Tell me about your childhood.

Don't do it Tecoyah. Peetster keeps a small leather sack filled with sand, salt and ground onyx next to his patient's couch, which he liberally sprinkles down his patients' shirt collars and in their hair. It's always uncomfortable leaving his office, or so they say.

the pigglet thrives in dark, moist, warm places...

uncle phil knows all about dark,moist,warm places.......


he's in the wine cellar WAY too often.

Flyman lives in the crawl space underneath the wine cellar.

Peetster pays large to play in MY crawlspace. : X

Six founded an foreign exchange program with the money Peetster is doling out to her. Every year, a worker in a Nike sweatshop is chosen, based on manual dexterity and compact physique, to come live in her closet and help her do her hair, make-up, and nails. I'm not sure how far the closet is from the crawlspace...

pigglet likes to rollerblade naked in the rain by uncle phil's place,tryin' to swing a free pair of sleeper jammies.


cha-ching ........double whammy

Ahh, poor flyman loses the Stanley Cup so all he can think to do is run around insulting everybody he sees.

There, there fly. Always next year.

paddyjoe is actually a canucks fan.............he even wants to move out here to watch them play.


bastard............

"flyman" is really just a cover. He is, in actuality, an undercover D.E.A. agent, working out of the St. Louis field office.

Bill O' is one of Janet Reno's many secret aliases, and he works furiously to undermine the very Bill he pretends to support.

Peetster was the "man behind the man" at the Branch Davidian compound. He knows Bill O' Reno from the long days in Washington spent setting up the Waco / ATF affair, and neither of them has to worry about the Bill of Rights. As Steven Seagal would say, they're both "Above the Law."

pigglet is an authority on Steven Seagal seeing as how he's Stevens' butt double.
Steven had to gain weight just to make their bodies match. ;)

fre dreams of oklahoma...

uncle p dreams of playing the lead in Oklahoma.
The female lead, that is. :eek:

Fremen has to squeeze poor ol phil to get his voice up high.

Careful there man, delicate territory.

Paddy has a multicolored dreamcoat, that he keeps in the closet.....yes, I mean THE closet.

Tecoyah is very jealous of that dreamcoat, because he has long had a major crush on Donny Osmond.

said the guy who has a life size poster on the back of his bedroom door of donny osmond.

and this if from flyman...who stalked Marie Osmond back during her "fluffer" years, only because she was questionably incestuously involved with Donny, and he was hoping for a threesome.

the pigster once hitch-hiked to utah just to see marie back down her driveway...

If Uncle Phil could trade brains with one person, it would be you.

giant hamburger is morbidly obese, and suffers from the gout

kurtisj's real name is malfred, but he thinks he's cool if he goes by kurtisj

Gorilla is big and purple and hairy.

/Beagley Beagley

pigglet wishes he had a miniature van to ride around on.

Fremen is only talking so much shit because he's actually Teen Wolf Go on and van surf, fur ball...

pigglet is friends with an obsessive rabbit, a depressed donkey, and a fat bear with a fetish for honey....

the person above me is a schizo... wait a minute...

gorilla ia actually a chimpanzee with a superiority complex

MrSelfDestruct keeps his Tarzan dvd on standby 24/7, so he can get a quick chimp fix from Cheetah whenever he gets the craving.

Fremen enjoys playing badminton just about as much as he likes playing with the shuttlecock...........

midlandmadman has had an affair with steve yzerman. and he was the pillow-biter

kurt's worldly possessions fit in a shoebox...

uncle phil is my uncle. he tried to touch me in my special area

kurtisj keeps his special area in the basement next to his washing machine.

Fremen gets a kick outta making penis bongs outta dildos.

plus he has a crush on the chick in the XXX store he buys them from

flyman made his first XXX video with fremen

kurtis here bought 14 copies and peddled them to his sisters,girlfriends,aunts stepdad,....for the merr price of $0.69

flyman was hoping kurtis would peddle him some of the green stuff.

*puff* *puff* *pass to the left*

fre has never passed to the left...never...in his entire life...

Uncle Phil has a hand puppet made from a dirty old sock named Sal. Whenever Phil gets nervous around a potential lady-friend, Sal always shows up to break the ice for him. Phil's success rate is better than you might think.

pigglet eats dead bodies for the mafia.

kurtisj then eats pork sandwiches all the way home.

Fremen has all the episodes from "The Pretender" burned on DVD.

Pigglet downloaded them from bittorrent and illegally pirated the episodes, selling them to Fremen slightly below market value.

He's not even a good capitolist.

Peetster subsidized my ventures with Fremen, in order the plant the seed that genetically enhanced humans may be real. He's been trying to convince Fremen to accept him as his Overman master for years, but apparently Fremen has been holding out.

Pigglet has obviously hired a Private Investigator to follow me, breaking the spirit of the restraining order if not the actual letter.

50 feet at all times, bud. Says so right here. That includes your hired cronies, mmkay?

Peetster knows who this investigator is and keeps her around anyway,because shes hawt!

Six is the one who hired the PI, so my information is gathered in a purely legitmate fashion. Peetster should know that, because she had to handle the passage of money between us for the "Prentender" transactions - all because of that stupid restraining order business. Every other envelope of Peetster's laundered cash I get for the Fremen Project has pictures of Peetster in a bubble bath playing with a little rubber ducky. Six gets so hot and bothered looking at them that she mixes them in with my $$$.

the person above me has one hella vivid imagination.


...nice

Flyman is really SixEdxMia,Stoned as hell and wearing a cape...Pretending to be Canadian.

six is a confused lima-bean

kurtisj works for the international lima bean council, where he gets paid $100 for each poor fool he can convince is a lima bean. Sadly, he's still broke.

kurtis just bought four rad (to the max) pairs of Converse low-top allstars, and a pair of Thor-lo glow-in-the-dark running socks with his first $100...Peetster just PM'ed me and told me that he was a lima bean, and if I had sense, I'd stay away from Soul Food kitchens, because I probably am too...

pigglet... should probably put the knife down and back slowly away from the pharmaceuticals.

Peetster knows all about pharaceuticals...his favorite thing to do on Sunday afternoons is to go back and forth between posting to the TFP and running to the restroom to give himself rock-salt enemas laced with vallium and speedballs, from a ziplock bag fixed with a decorative cake frosting nozzle. Hurry back and don't forget to wipe ;)

Pigglet often wraps himself in blankets and then sticks his head in the oven so he can tell people that he "so totally baked"

gak was born on the eve of destruction...

Uncle Phil is a tireless and devoted recycler. He scrapes his underarm pits at night and saves up the unused gunk in a jar of Vaseline. He saves his special fragrance for hot dates and job interviews.

pigglet likes to spread "Eau de uncle phil" on his bagels instead of cream cheese. :eek:

Freman owns the largest collection of headless barbie dolls in the northern hemisphere. ( A kid down in Chille has a collection just a few barbie torsos bigger)

Midland has been plotting heavily to steal both collections,as he has the largest collection of various Barbie heads.

SixEdxMia is now wondering about the missing Barbie dolls from her childhood.

bill is actually alyson hannigan, undercover

kurtisj is actually Bill O', under the covers, with the blankets pulled up.

Peetster is actually a man obsessed with birds. In fact he has 15 different birds in his house. These birds do not have cages, in fact the fly around the house at a very whim. this makes it hard to meet people and entertain. While this depresses Peetster a bit he loves his birds too much to have it bother him. People at his work wonder why he comes to work with white stuff in his hair but he doesn't pay any attention to them.

Recently Peetster started dating the love of his life, a bird store owner. She had felt bad for him because of all the money that he spent at her store, so she asked him if she could at least buy him dinner with some of the money he has given her over the years.

During their first date the two of them hit it off immediatly but wanted to take things slowly because they had both been burnt before.

By the third date however, Peetster and his birdy lady had given up all hope of taking things slowly and wound up making passionate love at Peetsters house. Neither of them minded that the birds were bobbing their heads to the rythm of Peetsters thrusting, in fact they both noticed at the same time and just smiled to each other. Post coitus both of them snuggled into the bed and were content knowing that there were few, if any, other people who would be able to stand all the birds watching and that made them even more in love.

Sooooo, in short Peetsters secret is that he loves it when birds watch him have sex.

rugger is long of wind...

Uncle Phil is not actually my uncle. In fact, I am not related to anyone named Phil.

I wonder why he thinks that? My only uncles are Jeff, Bill, and Kenny, and I am sure that none of them know how to work a computer, let alone get online.

Maybe I have an aunt that I don't know about...

OK, that was frickin awesome fiction. Very well layed out, good character development, I decided I love it. Thanks.

Rubyee, on the other hand, is actually Rudie, the little throw-away kid from the Cosby show. Grew up, had a problem with smack, got over it, got knocked up bt Erkyl and had his love child. They live in a van down by the river, and dream of one day owning a double wide.

Peetster likes me to come over wearing nothing but low fat frosting.

*chirp chirp,Sir*

Six is TWISTED............oooohhhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

flyman has tighty-pinkies instead of tighty-whities.

Freeman has been secretly stealing Fly's pinkies, he has a major collection. He carefully lays them out on his bed and then rolls in them. They are not laundered. They..... smell. Fremen likes Fly's smell. He thinks it smells like... victory.

Awesome.

Peetster is so.....into aromas,that he calls up Fremen for a pantie scratch and sniff contest.


they both hurt their nostrils on this one.

flyman once mistook a soiled diaper for old grandma panties.. but it's okay because they smelled better anyway.

Gorilla is really Jane Goodall as her alter ego gorilla (she is not very creative). Jane is older but still likes to swing like the 20 year olds. The only thing is, she is really only attracted to really hairy males. This is ok except she keeps humping the shag carpet.

So, in short Gorilla is Jane Goodall with a fetish for the 70's

It would appear that rugger is really a prepeubescent teen fixated on sexuality. He seems to lack the most basic of coping mechanisms to help him deal with sexual imagery. I have reported him to the mods where, after a thorough investigation, it will be revealed that he is either one of the Olson twins, or that he lives in the basement of the science building and uses duct tape regularly to fix his glasses.

Peetster actually grows very very large pumpkins competitively. Not widely known outside of the growing circuit, Peetster is actually a huge celebrity and has been featured on the cover of such publications as Grow, Huge, and I <3 Pumpkins. Out of the growers, Peetster is the only one that is able to do it full time. He makes his money with appearance fees and speaking dues. MTV is currently planning a True Life segment with Peetster in mind. He is hoping this will help him break into the big time. He will launch his line of overalls to coincide with his MTV special. We wish him luck.

In short, Peetster is a huge celeb. in the competitive pumpkin growing arena.

Peetster Peetster Pumpkin Eatster?

Ruggerp11 attends star trek conventions regularly. He is shown below in his typical Vulcan garb spouting gibberish and arguing technical specs of stuff that only exists in his mind.

http://maddox.xmission.com/geek1.jpg

After years of working the land to cultivate his pumpkin patches, Peetster has developed unusually strong hands. He recently won the International Thumb Mud-Wresting competition, held in Tijuana at the half-time of a donkey show.

the pigglet sleeps with two night-lights...

uncle phil's real name is Alex Trebek.
http://sam.nepenthine.com/images/trebek.jpg

ngdawg is actually Regis Philbin.

CL is still out in the woods looking for my sleeper jammie factory...

Psssst.

*looks left*
*looks right*

Uncle Phil ain't nobodys uncle. Pass it on.

Bill O'Rights is actually opposed to the first 10 Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.