fremen is a "big burly guy..."

Uncle Phil has ten walruses captive in his basement and has a tea party with them every evening while discussing world politics with them. I like kupo nuts... :D

Stiltzkin's automobile runs on the blood of the innocent.

aarchaon's political aspirations took a major blow, when secret photos were published of him wanking on his G.I. Joe collection.

Oh!!! The Horror!!!

joe here likes to wear fishnet stockins under his jeans at work all day.

he likes the way they make his ass look like a waffle pattern,and actually gives his "poor" wife an excuse to talk to him.

flyman once lusted to be a Brit until he actually met bonny Prince Charley.

2Wolves

2wolves parents are two wolves.

Averett has a third AND fourth nipple.

omega2K4 is actually a cream you rub on your ass to rid it of pimples

flyman's original need to be british started with brass rubbing.

hklong741's penis bends exactly 90 degrees to the left.

omega didn't get that new pair of sleeper jammies that he wanted for christmas...

uncle phil stole my pair of sleeper jammies that I was supposed to get for Christmas, bastard.

Omega wrote "Bimbo's of the Death Sun*"

2Wolves

*actual book

2wolves is actually a big 'ol pussy...................................................cat

fly's lips move when he reads the lyrics to the songs i post...

uncle p prints dirty lyrics on the labels of his womens' sleeper-jammie line.

Fremen got caught trying to smuggle illegal japanese "used" panties.

SVTO1Cobra was the one who "used" the panties

Jonsgirl was really the one who wore them last...

Uncle Phil only knows that because he was outside my window in the bushes last night.
Dirty Old Man!!

Jonsgirl knew the dirty ol- er... I mean uncle p!, was in the bushes at the time. :p

fremen is a peeping tom pervert freak

fly thinks scales are something you scrape off fish...

two words: genital warts.

madp is actually mad cuz he pee's fire when he urinates.

get that looked at man.......

(I actually consider that a super power, Fly. . .I fight crime in colorful spandex tights on the weekends, but I digress. . .)

fly likes to watch men pee

(sorry, it was too easy)

madp's super hero identity....Super Gay Monkey Freak!!!
His other "powers" include Kung Pow Feng Shui, supersonic snaps, and a keen sense of fashion.

Jonsgirl once sent away two dollars to join the David Cassidy fan club.

2Wolves

2wolves stole the Lindburgh baby.


And ate him.

Phaenx is the man you know as "goatse".

omega can make a guys stomach turn with one little word.


eeewwwwwwwww....................."goatse"..................eeeewwwwwww

flyman was 'tubgirl's' photographer.



Broke that Sony in right...................................eh? :p

pj's trenchcoat has no buttons...

.........cuz uncle phil stole them to add to his collection of assorted five finger discount items.

flyman thinks he senses when the plants are ready for harvest, but he always cuts too early and loses the whole crop.
Awww.

Fremen, in case of danger he always brings his mum.

2wolves never puts the cap back on the toothpaste...

oohhhhhh........phil again.......

uncle phil doesn't use toothpaste.......

he's into the sand and index finger trick.

Fortunately, flyman never has to worry about capping the toothpaste, as he has not brushed his teeth in over thirty years.

paddyjoe is too SLOW.........

and he can't type fast either

Flyman has actually been smoking a preparation of organic carrot tops and dried mango leaves (a mild stimulant that helps one to see the iguanas that live in one's eyes.) All the stoner stuff is just a front. (Extra points if you know the source of that concotion.)

Tophat keeps an iguana in his trousers, and feeds it live crickets and organ-meat pie.

madp picks his nose and swallows it when he thinks no one is looking...

Uncle Phil is currently engaged to Dr. Phil.

cobra's hero is sylvester stallone...

Uncle Phil's hero is Christopher Lowell

Omega's favorite move is "The Omega Man."

2wolves was the runt of the litter.

fly is...well, just fly...

Uncle Phil enjoys little fly-boys.:hmm:

cobra is jealous............he wishes uncle phil'd give him a pair of satin sleeper jammies too.

flyman wants uncle phil's satin jammies, too, but just to sniff at night before he falls asleep. it helps to knock him out for a long night's sleep. he sez uncle phil can have them back in the mornings, but only if he promises to wear them all day refreshing the scent.

This morning, Bernadette's busy taking all those Christmas cards off the shelves and carefully putting them away for next December...Like she did last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that...

Castex has a large and powerful ass.

Madp refers to Tenacious D in his conversations approximately every 3.7 seconds.

Sfizzio has sex with both members of Tenacious D on a daily basis.

Cobra always has been afraid of his own user nick. But in a good way.

2wolves eats dignity without a shred of popcorn.

chingal0 doesnt actually have pink sunglasses

jam161 is a sole survivor of an inter-galactic republic..
This open-minded translunar republic was noted for its advanced business skills. It was destroyed by an alliance of its neighbors because of the people's extreme sloth, leaving behind only culinary knowledge and artistic theories.
But he has an evil plot:
to kidnap a famous child actor so he can replace her with an imposter, easily allowing him to summon an elder god, so he can build an unbreachable fortress, enabling him to completely destroy the country!

hklong741 is afraid that mice will infest his Fortress of Solitude.

2wolves hasn't taken the sleeper jammies that he found in the dumpster out of their paper bag yet...

phil knows this cuz he was at the dumpster across the alley,looking for buttons,spent garments and hamsters.

you should see his top dresser drawer.where most people keep their gaunch and socks,phil has .........yes..........hamster races.

*$50.00 on the brown one phil.......my booky will be in touch*

flyman doesn't want this to leak out but he is the honorary commander of the RCAF!

LD voted for Al Gore in 2000...

uncle phil still hasn't taken down his Christmas lights.

paddyjoe never admitted to playing sims: day care...

feelgood is filled with all the fear and rage of a masterbating zoo-monkey.

madp once masturbated a zoo-monkey.

SVT01Cobra was the monkey.

Mr.D filmed the masturbated monkey episode and sold it online on http://www.masturbatingbonobos.org/.

You're damn right I did, made a good 100 bucks out of it.

Fremen rode the bicycle for delivery of the Monkey-Masturbation tapes.

Mr. D had video taped underage monkeys having sex...:hmm:

SVT01Cobra steals his car pics from a mustang owners' group site, and really just drives a Civic :)

MSD has an old diesel peugeot tucked away in his garage...

Uncle Phil never crosses the path of an Attorney General.

2wolves immitates fast action heroes in the mirror every day

OshnSoul likes to watch the gay tv shows.





*you seen queer as folk?*

*damn...... there's one more but i can't think of it *

fly can't reveal his fascination with gay shows lest his wife takes all his 'plants'.

Fremen has a crush on Eric Estrada.

Mr. Deflok wears white knee socks with shorts and black shoes.


Mr. Deflok=Mr. Fashion :lol:

PaddyJoe always visits this forum naked.

Astrocloud belongs to a super secret sect of Magian fire-worshippers whose ways are so mysterious and inscrutable that even he is unsure of them.

Giant Hamburger has been known to take a bite of himself from time to time... (At least that's what my fellow Magian fire-worshippers tell me.)

astro almost always laughs at jokes before the punch line...

poor uncle phil always forgets the punch line...

Damn, that's NO secret! I watch Queer Eye every week.

PaddyJoe folds toilet paper into a diagonal fold at the end. How neat!

OshnSoul loves the feel of a closely-shorn scrotum.

madp cleans his scrotum clean using his teeth.

Mr.Deflok is actually giving head in his icon, so messy

onionmon collects Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen paraphenelia.

Mr. Deflok has secretly coveted the Olsen items, but his room is just too full of his Barbie collection.

paddyjoe likes to dress up as mrs.paddyjoe sometimes.

that's why he sends her to the market to get more film.

flyman sits at Blunt Bros. cafe all day while posting

Oshn sits at Blunt Bros. cafe all day while posing...

uncle phil's nephews call him "uncle feel," and their parents don't allow them to sit on his lap any more.

madp gallops around the house on a hobby-horse playing Hoppalong Cassidy.

Fremen lost his penis at the railway station in New Orleans.

Mr.D has....said penis in his front left pocket.

he plans on making a mold and pawning it off over the internet as jimi hendrix's..........you know.......