when uncle phil wrestles with pig, uncle phil gets dirty but not the way the pig likes

nosuchuserexist really...doesn't...exist.

Bill O'Rights hates the American Pie movies

PredeconInferno has a thing for Frank

aaahhhhh..............thats nothin' but a load of balderdash.

Flyman loves squirrels...don't let him fool ya!

guttersnipe has no love for the cool people who use Sandstorm.
he teases us with orange signatures that make our eyes hurt.
he is cruel.

bundy is in love with any and all things.

fuckin' nice job buddy.


i love you man...............(damn,i just revealed my own secret.)

flyman beats people to it

gutter rode to school on the little yellow bus

hey, i caught the little yellow bus to school when i lived in Canada.

i bet you did too fly.

bundy is really a hot chick pretending to be a bored middle aged dude in leather sleeper jammies.

Astrocloud is one of my most skilled field operatives.

GH uses his sleeper jammies as a doggie-bed...

uncle phil likes to wear his hair in pig-tails and drive around in his sexy car with MC Hammers, "Cant Touch This" playing as loud as possible.

bundy is secretly al bundy, a dense and smelly chauvinist

that ain't no secret buddy. just ask bernadette.


bacon masta is secretly in love with George Foreman. and he sports a high flat-top.

hey wino...........(oh shit.....did i say that out loud)

Flyman likes Clove ciggs

predicon plucks his eyebrows...

uncle phil shaves his legs.

Mmmm, feels so much better in his nylon sleeper jammies!

pj is considering openning up a Fantasy Tan salon in Archangel, Russia...

yep, i reckon you've got a great target market there buddy.

bundy wants, oh so badly, to open a sleeper-jammie boutique in the same strip mall in archangel as pj...

uncle phil is on the top of the list to manage the joint.

Conclamo Ludus will be the first customer.

YoungNastyMan has to trim his nose hairs up to three times a day, or else they start to hang past his lower lip.

Hey, there's a reason he's Young Nasty Man. ;)

CON CLAMO!!!!

wow... are you hanging around hoping i employ you in my siberian sleeper jammie store??


well, i'm afraid that job is going to Bill O'Rights.... although i'm quite concerned about his fetish for reindeer antlers...

bundy is a fetish waiting to happen.

(does a jig and doesn't know why)

Fly wants to cultivate a maggot fetish in bundy so that he can sell off his excess children.

Poor bundy's girlfriend only lets him use his male member on special occasions.

Photo ops aren't one of them.

paddyjoe wishes he didn't have a "stick" dink.

i mean.......i've seen bigger dinks on skwerlz.........eh

fly has a pair of binoculars specifically designed for spying on "skwerlz" dinks...

phil designs sleeper jammies for skwerlz.........

he pays me big bucks and a whack 'o wobbly pops to dial in the skwerl posse on film for him.

(he's talkin' about a flap in the back......?)

flyman just lost the Nonsense Oscar for Best Supporting Role in this Thread... PJ's performance won it for him this year.


(oh, and Phil won the Best Male Nonsense'r again)

bundy practices billy chrystal's opening monologue on the toilet...

(oh, and thanks, by the way...)

'ol uncle phil here likes to pick the toejam outta aunt phils toes(w/ his tongue i might add) before she puts her sleeper jammies on.


he's in love........

fly hits the nail right on the head...

Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads

Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads eat them up yum


In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup


Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk



I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in


They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums



Roly poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with oriental women yeah


Yeah

Flyman doesn't know how to search for music

http://sunbird.eece.unm.edu/Sounds_o...sh%20Heads.mp3

Astroglid........oops.........Astrocloud knows how to search for music.

fly occasionally appreciates the finer points of hieroglyphics...

uncle phil frequently appreciates the finer points of hydroponics.

Conclamo not only wets his bed, but he walks around the house and wets everyone elses bed as well.

Don't let paddyjoe near you or he'll crap YOUR pants. I'm not sure how he does it but it is very unsettling.

C Ludas has the power to see the future... in your pants.

and THAT is very unsettling...

flyman has kneepads for every occasion. It all depends on which neighborhood he's visiting that night.

paddyjoe doesn't use kneepads. He likes the feeling of his raw knees on the cold cement.

head down.......ass up...........Bark like a dog..........


*words C Ludas lives by*

...and to this day flyman still obeys

Conclamo Ludus has suffered 3 tragic ball pit accidents

not being totally familiar with "ball pit" accidents, i do believe that opackfan hates cheese...

uncle phil is actually the ref for the ball-pit games that C Ludas plays in with opackfan.

they both dislike cheese and play for all the marbles.


*ching-ching-ching..........triple freakin' whammmy baby.....*

fly is my hero...and there's a bridge in arizona with his name on it...

uncle phil doesn't know how to capitalize proper nouns
or proper punctuation
or good speling & grammir
like i Do;

C Ludas ain't got no speech disorder.

fly do...

uncle phil aint no uncle!

mml is carrying the same condom around, in his wallet, that he took to his senior prom. As a momento of...what could've been. O' Sally Jo...

bill has the hots for alyson...............(red heads are sweet too i might add)

Flyman masturbates to the High Times centerfold.

Astro is recklessly throwing time away........

flyman is afraid of hardwood floors, hamsters, and vacuum cleaners.

C.L. is an anguished, meat-loving vegan.

mml voted for edwards...

uncle phil has no soul (and by that I mean rhythm :))

mml stands for Mammoth Man-Lips.

C Ludas wanders around aimlessly and mutters to himself......."Nancy.......is that you .....Nancy?"

flyman's a NARC

mml is internal affairs

C Ludas is a member of the ATF..........

flyman is a fucking idiot...............

and he likes cheese

fly does not have the capacity nor the capability to lie about himself...

(couldn't pass this one up, bro...)

uncle phil is right............

on soooooo many levels...

flyman is uncle phil's love child

I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!!!!!!!



Hmmmm, I hear mml is the mommy.

and pj is the relative nobody talks about...

uncle phil is fighting for the liberation of the Keebler Elves.

that's just cuz of his deformity........poor joe the freak.





C Ludas was the one who put the creme in the elves cookies.

flyman is lost without his flymo. he takes it to bed with him.

burningpuppy drinks warm milk before putting on his sleeper jammies and crawling into bed...

hahahahahahaha........

phil actually breast feeds "burningpuppy" the warm milk

And flyman likes to watch. :)

mml is the test subject for acme's new line of breast pumps.

uncie phil has been watching very closely........................

pj drinks Guinness on the rocks. ;)

ditto

ditto

ditto

I wish I could say ditto, but the fly doesn't like Guinness... no matter how it's served.:(

This is truly his deepest, darkest secret...

Uncooth bastards, the lot a ya :lol:



splck's darkest secret is that he's owns flymans balls!

c'mon man, you gonna give 'em back for his vacation?

hey freakin' better i ain't gone yet.........




joe's the kind of guy who is overly curious about other guys balls for some reason.:D

He never really had balls to begin with, but since he's going to Disneyland he may need them for the rides... so he can have em' back.

Flyman squeals like a schoolgirl at the thought of seeing Micky Mouse.

splck has been known to squeal like a pig...he wants to be ned beatty's voice coach...

unca p. is currently lounging in his office wearing a pair of green sleeper jammies, dreaming about fly men squealing out loud.

for the past three years Fremen has been down in the basement devising a dastardly, fiendish torture device that makes its victims SQUEAL...!!!

look out unca.p... you're first on the list.

bundy secretly enjoys watching the tampon commercials and has an impressive video collection of them

wipeout is actually George W. Bush, here to seXX0r us all!

*RUN AWAY!!!*

I just said this on another thread, Poyzun_Ivy likes hairy-chested women.

mml will actually vote for Ralph Nader.

md once peed in the closet because he mistook it for the bathroom...

uncle phil pees in the closet because he prefers to.