haha...
i love it when that happens.
i have a friend who pissed all over his girlfriends entire shoe collection because he thought her cupboard was her toilet.


anyway, back to mml's dirty laundry...

mml is secretly hoping that John Kerry turns out to be Batman... so that when he wins this years election, she can see him drive up to the White House door in his shiny black Batmobile.

Oh God
bundy's secret

is they're still sopping wet and smelly.

Not only does he eat a pound of asperagus first, he can laugh about it with us, and blame 'a friend'.

pj is mighty pissed he never got to catch the shoe pissing incident on film

cuz he loves women's shoes

fly is falling in love with snow white at this very moment...(or is it tinkerbell...)

uncle phil can only read coloring books

Con can read just fine, he just can't keep himself from coloring in some farm animals and whatnot onto great works by Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, Lewis, and Shaquille O'neal. <--- (I crack me up) :lol:

sexycat,

Likes to give qpid head!

Queedo is actually a new line of Speedo.

C Ludas is the one who parades up and down the runways with the "i'm too sexy for my"song on and he is wearing the queedo speedos

Flyman eats his roaches...

Jay-g can only fall asleep while listening to Britney Spears "Sometimes I run"...hehehe

Every square foot of diddagirl's front yard is covered in pink plastic flamingoes.

C Ludas wants to sleep w/ pink plastic flamingos


*i knew you were a little wierd*

Flyman once stood up and opposed the legalization of all combustive entertainments.

One day hopes to be in a Fruit of the Looms commercial.

jay-g has every Fruit of the Loom comercial cataloged on video tape.

MML confuses his fruit of the loom with his fruit of the loins quite often. Very Embarrassing.

Pheatius is obssessed with the fruit of my loins. Very Unsettling.


Ah hell, who can blame him. :D

mml has fruity loins?

Con-lu likes to paint pictures of fruity loins.

Fremen has no idea what a Fruity loin is.

PredeconInferno tried to order a half pound of thinly sliced fruity loin at the deli counter.

paddyjoe IS a fruity loin.....


and he lets his freak flag fly.......you know..the rainbow one

flyman might want to be reminded who was caught in the hose.

freakin hoser!

Paddyjoe eats lucky charms, and drinks pints. And he has a leprechaun tied up in his closet.

jay-g eats leprechauns for breakfast.

Diddagirl eats Jay-gs for brekfast.

PredeconInferno thinks Peter Griffin is married to a man named Louis. :D

Batman is the alias that Louis goes by.

Flyman secretly created another tfp identity to take some of the panty-hose heat off him...

but the problem is, silent_jay is so obviously Flymans alter-ego that he hasn't fooled anyone.

hey Fly, remember what happened to AIR45=BONES=STEVEYZERMAN=TERRESQUE...

Secretly wishes, he sold shoes like Al Bundy....

Jay g really only cares about the past

WRONG...........only one flyman my friend.

jay is his own entity.





monkrydriven wants to see bart strap on a guitar and sing.."come as you are"

At this very moment, flyman is begging splck for at least one of his balls back.

paddyjoe has a teletubby plush collection hiding under the bed

bparker is the real Cobra Commander

jay-g is the real Baroness

Conclamo Ludus is your mom. WHAT NOW!!?!?!?

stash and vanden are affected by the rapid commercialisation of soho.

Bundy pulled a Monica Lewinsky with the Vice President.

goodness me.

not knowing anything of your heathen government i'm not sure if thats a good thing or not.
is this vice president he/she hot?

if, as the title suggests, he/she is the president of vices... then count me in!



diddagirl isn't aware that in most places on this planet, a 'didda' is a female goat, who is in heat.

diddas can be extremely destructive to crops. almost akin to locusts.

:)

Ahhhh. I am so disturbed now. :(

jay-g so wished he had didda's hiding out at his house.

diddagirl stands at attention when Captain Crunch is poured in her bowl.


edit: wrong gender. sorry. :D

Fremen has a penchant for orange lip stick.

mml has been awaiting eagerly for my return...

uncle phil is really my father...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( ala luke skywalker )

he is our only hope.
no, there is another...

bparker's area code is 805....


go ahead.....call him

Flyman has been secretely stalking bparker
...oooopppps...not a secret anymore

diddagirl wears Underroos.

mml has a time transport device that he uses to beat my posts and make me look a fool!

Skier is slower than me but strangely thinks along the same lines and he likes to think about granny panties. YUK!

mml secretly likes to think about granny panties too because we think the same!!

skier is a little drip............check the av.

Flyman is a little weed. (or maybe a big weed)

mml left his sleeper jammies at the last brownie-scout overnight he attended...

uncle phil secretly enjoys reading posts about how many posts it takes before you can see the titty board@

skier longs to enhance his 80's record collection with Whams' Greatest Hits, Vol. 2.

Fremen will be happy to autograph skier's record when he aquires it.

Conclamo Ludud would be happy to share his 80's record collection with both Fremen and Skier.

diddagirl would be happy to spend some time with me ;)

hey, i've got that... oh, /me shuts up now...


feelgood was the president of 'that other guy in Wham!'s fan club... what am i saying... he still is...

OMG YOU HAVE MY RECORD!!!!!

...



I mean, bundy, I am expressing casual interest in your 80's record that contains no value to me whatsoever and will not be the crowning glory of my set.

(Bundy secretly wants to give away Wham's Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 to skier)

Ahhh, you're the one! skier loves to lip-synch to Wham on his back porch, and charge the neighborhood kids a quarter to watch.

pj used to be president of the george michael fan club...

uncle phil knows this because he is the president of the Wham! fan club.

bparker805 knows this because he is president of the Andrew Ridgely fan club.

Con Clamo knows this because he lost to bparker in the Andrew Ridgely fan club elections.

bundy know this because he was one of the judges of the Andrew Ridgely fan club elections.

he wore a white shirt with his collar flipped up & had extra mousse in his mullet for the occasion.

oh & he accepts bribe money, Con Clamo. just so you know next time.

bernie knows this 'cause she sees through her monitor!



/puts away his wee Fremen

fremen is a closet yankee fan...

uncle phil yanks it in the closet. not sure if he keeps the fan on.

uncle phil just yankees in the closet.

edit:
AAArrrgggg I'm too slow - but good thinking Paddy.


Paddy likes to drink his Guiness through a straw.

mml drinks gravy through a straw

Conclamo Ludus is a fictional Special Agent of a fictional government bureau

iamtheone doesn't know that he is under my fictional surveillance.

Con-Lu senses the strengthening of the bond between the One and the Way of the Blossoming Onion.

Fremen is desperately jealous of Con Clamo Ludus's new name... C-Lu

bundy is desparately seeking to "step up to the plate."

yknow he wants to follow in fly's footsteps & be the next tfper to don the pantyhose.
he may publicly deny that, but it's true.

bern is on the mark tonight

bernadette knows very well that noone can ever follow in the Flys glorious footsteps.

secretly she just wants to see my hawt ass in stretchy tight material.

sorry bd, its just not going to happen.


/edit - and fly is once again too quick.

bundy is here to disappoint...

come on... MORE HAWT ASS! <small>(pantyhose are optional)</small> ;)

bundy secretly taped fly posing in his 'hose, hoping to one day learn the slick and stylized moves of one of the Pacific Northwests' greatest 'hose poser hoser. ;)



edit: BERNIEEEEEEE!!!


bernie saves her beer bottles to one day have enough money to buy a Learjet.
She'll do it by next year. :p

Fremen is the perfect example of my target audience for marketing said 'Hose Poser Hoser' film.

yeah baby. [hiccup] where do you live?


bundy will never make this film as he is too busy talking about some dick.

bernie is right.
i do seem to have dick on the brain...
i can't believe i typed that.


Bernies deepest Darkest secret is that when she finally buys that Learjet... she's going to go and pick up Flyman, Fremen, PJ, Astro, C-Lu, sd, stiltzy, GH, me and the rest of teh nonsense freaks (you know who you are!!), and have us all over for a party.
but SSHHH its supposed to be a secret.


you do know its at least a 18hour one way flight to my place in a learjet don't you?

Right across from the bowling alley, baby!! :D



bundy keeps sucking on those pixie sticks like they were candy.




/confused little boy

wtf else needs to be said?


Fremen secretly wishes someone would pose him in hose.

paddyjoe is the frontman of the band,

Paddy Joe and the Pose-in-Hose Hoes.

C Ludas is a roadie for joe and the hoes...........he's bitter cuz joe's got all the hoes,and he's always gettin yelled at

He doesn't have to be so condescending all the time. Its tough being a roadie and we have feelings too. Flyman sings backup vocals. He's one of Joe's Hose Hoes.

Conclamo Ludus thinks reagan is sexy

feelgood actually stands for Freakin' Evil Elf Lovin' Gluttinous Odd Obssesive Dude. (Yeah I know there's an anagram thread.)

Unfortunately, due to mml's tiny brain, he usually has no clue where he is. Like now.

Paddyjoe so wishes he was where I am

diddagirl thinks paddyjoe wishes he was "too far from him".

Conclamo is still a secret agent from a secret agency sent to earth to destroy all the player haters.

iamtheone would prefer to ogle fly in a pair of sleeper jammies (with the trap-door "open")...

Uncle Phil is a player hater and must therefore be obliterated.

Luckily, Conclamo has the assorted ray guns and death phasers to pull off such a job.