iamtheone... I didnt know that your gate swung that way.

bparker is a swinger. Yeah baby!!!!

Redgirl isn't ?

6-ed was...

Uncle Phil will be.

Six wants to swing with me... let's go baby!!

Redgirl wants to swing with me too!I'm not shy. Have you posted your butt? : )

Six worships stranger's butts.

No I haven't posted it... yet. I will though!!

Redgirl is going to post her booty on the "post your booty" thread. The world awaits.

FREAK..............

Flyman likes to resort to name calling.. Is that nice?

iamtheone has dismantled his shrine to ganja now that Flyman has called him a freak.

(Still gonna post my butt! Gotta get out my wide angle lens! hehe...)

Redgirl already posted her butt I had thought? Hmm, I remember seeing someone's butt that I thought reminded me of yours..


:lol:

And Fryman, No more soup for you!

Nope, it wasn't me! Now I'm gonna go look...

I'm running out of secrets for you, Iamtheone.

One time, at band camp, Iamtheone stuck a flute in his pussy. That was back when he still had one. Pussy that is. He still has the flute.

Redgirl at band camp with me, like to stick the other end of that flute in her pussy. We made beautiful music together.

iamtheone's seminal fluid tastes like Dr Pepper.

...And Meridae'n LOVES Dr. Pepper!!

Redgirl harbors a secret desire to do the nasty with Snoop Dog. Shnizzle Yo.

Peetster has been secretly reading my diary again!! I'm telling mom, fo shizzle!!

redgirls diary was stolen and the contents were then posted on the internet... oh my virgin eyes!

bparker's big secret: his eyes haven't been virginal since 1970.

Redgirl also wants to make passionate birthday-llama nookie with Ogden Nash.

Peetster wants to dress up as a camel and jump out of the cake

bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!"

edit: And who/what is Ogden Nash? I've seen the llama before, but didn't get that part.

Redgirl doesnt want everybody to know that she actually taught me that dance.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Redgirl
[B]bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!"

bparker doesn't want everyone to know he's already done this on stage at a karaoke bar

cherriesue is the Tricktickler...

bparker is a Mr. Groper

cherriesue tosses people in front of busses

One of Nash's most famous poems is the llama:
bparker dances so well because he is one of the original "Village People". I think he's the guy with the tool belt.

bparker only dated the guy with the tool belt

peetster doesnt want others to know that we dance together at times... cmon buddy pull out that biker suit outta the closet...

cherrie... cherrie.... cherrie.... was in love with the tools on the tool belt

bparker loves his power tools

bparker has completely worn through the pool scene on his taped copy of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", and not because of the topless Phoebe Cates, but rather because he likes to watch Judge Reinhold whacking it.

cherriesue seems to be obsessed with the word "tool"

hey peetster, you would be fascinated by that scene too if your name was Brad.

Besides, I have it on DVD!:D

bparker is also proud of his secret large collection of MILF porn on DVD.

Redgirl has been featured prominently in MILF porn. She's not a MILF, but has had a variety of sexual encounters with them.

Peetster is a fan of my early work. He secretly violates the restraining order I have on him.

You naughty boy!!

redgirl stars in porn and does not share.

i a t o would attempt to star in porn if he could just get those damned sleeper jammies off...

Uncle phil must be talking with someone that knows me.

Damn it!

iamtheone suffers from a severe, life-threatening case of wedgie, caused by the sleeper jammies he has been unable to remove since he was six.

mml was the school aged bully that put the wedgie hold on iamtheone... just becareful of him if he has a pensil in his hand

bparker still dreams of his second grade teacher, mr. butkus...

Mr Butkus changed his name to uncle phil after I left the second grade

and then to daddy after third.

rugger never got past third grade.............went straight to phil's sleeper jammie factory and worked for peanuts.

(he had an elephant eh.....)

Well, I guess the secret is already out. flyman puffs on giant penis'.

Whatever turns you on, ol buddy.......................................eh?

peej can't get the image of the penis bong out of his mind, especially on the can while he 'massages the marmot'. ;)

Fremen enjoys it when his women dress up like cowgirls and lead him around by his manhood with a little lasso...

monk still practices the hokey-pokey on monday nights at the club...

uncle phil is carefully piecing together his next jammie sleeper made solely from wanking socks that he purchases off of ebay. :eek:

bernadette already has her wanking sock sleeper jammie, and she loves it dearly!

chingalo's lips move when he reads...

uncle phil reads when his lips move

bparker's asshole moves when he reads. :D

Redgirl should know thats because i only read when I am on the toilet...

Redgirl gets hot and bothered watching Disney cartoons...

bp can read...

uncle phil uses a yellow high-liter on the back of his Post Toasties box.

Has to remember where he left off.

Paddyjoe spanked his monkey last night, then his monkey spanked him back.

redgirl is a monkey...

(oh man, that would be some sweet spankings)



flyman certainly wishes he were a fly on the wall for those paddlings

joe here....wishes to be paddled.

flyman wants to paddle Joe's ass till it is of a slightly different color

(Guess Paddyjoe saw my butt post, hmmm?)

Iamtheone likes the smell of kitty litter.

Redgirl likes to watch me as I bend down to smell the soiled kitty litter container.

iamtheone plants small cameras in the litter so that he can enjoy scat kitty porn.

Peetster just registered scatkittyporn.com for future use.

Redgirl is on the look out for underage kitties being listed on Peetsters new website

iamtheone is right-click saving the underage kittiy pics

Peetster is more compelled to post the pregnant kitties on his website, not the underage ones.

Peetster just dropped a grand on a Ancestral Recall card ..

iamtheone just earned a foul card for skipping Redgirl. ;)
Redgirl plans to dress as a dominatrix catwoman this halloween.

Peetster is secretly yearning to be Redgirls scratching/whipping post come this October.

bparker secretly hopes to help me design my catwoman costume. He claps his hands saying, "it will be soooo darling!!" whenever he thinks about it.

Redgirl is confusing bparker and me again.

And it's "It will be tho thweet! You go, girl!"

Peetster tried on the costume but found it not up to his exacting standards.

No darling, I wasn't confusing you. But bparker wanted to make you the whipping boy, so I figured he wanted to help with the costume. ;) But you thound like you will be better at it, girlfriend.

Peetster secretly wants to watch me lick milk from a bowl while dressed in my catwoman suit he helped me design.

fremen is an aggie fan...

Uncle phil secretly wishes to roll in the mud with pigs.

*holy crap- I swear I didn't even read your sig when I posted that! I originally wrote it about Fremen but you beat me. So I just quickly changed it to your name. hehe...

Redgirl secretly goes to "roll in the hay" dressed up in her kitty costume...

bparker secretly hides in the hay

Redgirl makes a better Catwoman than Halle Berry does because she can actually put together a believable performance.


/slightly bitter about new Catwoman movie

I'm still holding out some hope it will be good, Fremen! Keep hope alive!!

Fremen sings "Tiptoe in the Tulips" by Tiny Tim every morning in the shower.

Redgirl secretly married Tiny Tim in a transvestite themed wedding...

BTW, I hide the camara in the hay. I hide in the kitty costume!

bparker has every Barry Manilow album ever recorded.

Peetster knows because he is also a hardcore barry manilow fan and they swap mp3's.

SiXed has a shrine to asses in her basement.

Redgirl is a closet liberal.

tokaok is a closet hibernian...

Uncle Phil has a little Irish in his family... mixed with mold spores. Shhhhh...

Redgirl has a secret collection of old "Bridal" magazines stuffed into the lefthand corner of her closet shelf. Behind the old "too small" sweaters.

Bill O'Rights only claims to love Alyson Hannigan so he can get closer to his true love... Alexis Denisof.

Charlatan knows that Denisof will be...um...dealt with. :suave:

Bill O'rights obtained his citizenship only after swimming to florida from cuba thirty two years ago.He swam with a friend,who drowned before he was to swim to the home of the brave, He used his friends body as a low cost flotation device but later traded him for a string bracelet to another tired swimmer he met along the way.He gave me the bracelet.

He will kill me for sharing this..Please don't tell him I told you.

*don't worry Pepe..I didn't tell them your real name*

SiXed gets turned on by the smell of burning rubber. Burn, baby! Burn!!

After dropping out of high school, Redgirl made it through the nineties as a regular jury member on Matlock. She had the biggest crush on Tyler

pigglet is into sows.............and he gets pissed off when his buddies tell him their mom's made bacon for breakfast too.........

fly actually pours out his wobbly pops and refills them with apple juice. :eek:

Fremen mixes his Pearl beer with prune juice. Quite regular!