Uncle Phil speaks the unspoken language of love, fluently.

Giant Hamberger really grew up a chicken sandwich until he was kidnapped by the Hamburglar and raised as a Meatwich.

bparker,That old man wasnt really the hamburglar,He just told you that to get you to take off your pants. (Hey, it worked didn't it?)

Bparker told me once after a late night conversation that he wished he was pretty,with big bleached blond hair and fake eyelashes,He said it was impossible to get himself off without feeling his own legs in pantyhose.He told me in a past life that He was Betty Davis even,and he just wanted to dance,dance, and dance.I swore not tell,and sent him a care package of silk, fishnets, lipstick,and vaseline.... anyway.

He will never be as pretty in my panties as his dad and his dads husband were.

: X


PfukinS I aint skeeeered.

the person above me seems to like playing dress-up

fly wants to steal my jammies...

uncle phil can't stand not knowing where all of his beloved sleeper jammies are at any given time, so he electronically tags them before he sells them to the sleepy-jammer public.

fremen used to like to wear his yellow banana suit on the way to the market to pick up a loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter while flipping a nickel in the air.

iamtheone's favorite mode of transport is skipping and he plays jacks and jumprope in his spare time.

mml enjoys snorting red ants and sipping guava juice

monkeydriven does lunges with unopened cans of spam in his pants.

Chingal0 dreams of opening those cans of spam.

mml keeps sliced turkey in his wallet

ape123123 just can't quite get to 4............keep tryin' man.

flyman is the founding member of D.A.R.E

iamtheone's favorite late night snack is a bowl of mayo with raisins and mashed anchovies. If its a special night, he tops it with liverwurst. :(

mml humps a certain cactus 3 times daily.
strange, but true...

bernadette does crazy burlesque shows in her garden by the light of the moon... hoping that one day the ghost of Humphrey Bogart will notice. Amazingly her neighbours have never noticed.

Charlatan was using his bird bath as a urinal, until he got attacked by a Blue Jay.

Paddyjoe secretly loves to drink Coors Light...

Charlatan just made paddyjoe spit his Pabst across the room.

hahahahaaaa.......nice slice man.....(sorry joe..........not really.....)




C Ludas is the head waiter at hooters.

flyman thinks I have a shitty job.

Conclamo Ludus, still a secret agent has been told that his job is somewhat on the shitty side

iamtheone is not actually the one

ape123123 eats off toilet seats

cameroncrazy822 is crazy for cameron on the real world.

iamtheone apparently always posts before me on this thread because he feels the need for me to let everyone know all his dirty little secrets - it is sort of like his own Jerry Springer show. Sad, but true.

iamtheone likes to dress up as a schoolgirl and be spanked by a big biker named Hal.

edit: *doh!* I meant mml likes to do that...

On the weekends Redgirl dresses up as a big biker named Hal.

that's ok.... the more the better you two.



Lets see:

mml enjoys TV dinners on a hot summer night in his boxers watching reruns of what's happenin' while he gently strokes his G unit.

Redgirl enjoys tying myself up to a bed late at night and plays tongue games with my man muscle.

EDIT:(loves redheads)

iamtheone and mml have both met, and liked, my alternate persona Hal.

redgirl: alternate persona is Hal.

iamtheone has man boobs and he can lick his own nipples, while Hal watches.

redgirl likes to pleasure herself while she watches Hal lick his own nipples from his saggy man breast.

No, no, silly. I'M Hal! You have the man boobs!! I have REAL BOOBS!! And they're not saggy, dammit!

iamtheone (not so) secretly wishes he was Hal.

Redgirl likes to confuse impressionist young men with her alter-personalities....

Do man boobs differ from real boobs? I don't think you have real boobs, you need to prove it.

Redgirl likes to be known as Hal which is a.........

iamtheone has a shrine devoted to me in his basement.

bparker805 is the coolest mother fucker I know. Besides Redgirl(aka Hal, who enjoys man boobs)

iamtheone doesnt know this, but I am only the coolest mother fucker because I follow his lead.

bparker805 chases his tail.

Conclamo Ludus put peanut butter on my tail to make me chase it...

bp wishes CL would also put jelly on his tail - nothing like a PB&J.

mml is going to be on oprah tomorrow with doctor phil to discuss his cactus humping disorder he has yet to confront.

hide your cactus, tune in to oprah on ABC tomorrow or visit ABC.com to wish mml good luck in conquerring this crippling pointed obstacle in his life.

bernie still thinks that mml is a he.

aww poor bundy... he is working too hard...
(probably a good thing tho - you go take over the world. a bundy world would be a good world.)

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=52924

mml is a dude, unless mml was being silly in that thread....




[<small>psst bundy, i owe you a reply pm, but gotta run right now. i'll get back with ya real soon. take care, friend.</small>]

oh.
i'm really sorry mml.



bernies deep dark secret is that she knows mml better than me.

Bundys secret is that he gave me head lice after a sleepover in third grade. He made me promise not to tell... but Now I can run faster than he can.

Six here......loves to and wants to post her butt all over the internet.


you go girl...

flyman, like myself would enjoy checking out Six's butt posted all over the internet.

iamtheone thinks the bearded lady is teh sexy. He wants to have little bearded babies with her.

And man boobs are the things fat guys have. I have real boobs, but not real big boobs. If I ever get up the nerve, maybe you'll see them in TE. ;)

RedGirl has been contemplating the arrival of the "twins" on
Hal(x)'s oh so popular Exhibition thread.

(big boobs are overrated) (big bootys are not)

iamtheone is into babies that got back...

bparker805 always *looks* pissed off but he just has a nasty case of hemerroids...

Charlatan thinks the toothfairy is real. He is sure he saw her once when he was six.

Redgirl isnt telling Charlatan that it was really her that dressed up like a fairy and was robbing his house...

bparker wears tutu's... but only on the weekend.

Redgirl likes to 'get all goth' and lament Telly Savalas' death....

monkeydriven cut off his tail because he wanted to be an ape.

ape123123 lost all his hair in a violent explosion while cooking up moonshine.

bparker is a mad cap scientist intent on world domination through the clever use of tutu's.

redgirl suffers from an irrational fear of tutus.




edited cause I am too slow.

mml eats my dust and LIKES IT!!

redgirls dust tastes like peppermint.

YUM.

mml has a secret crush on Peppermint Patty...

bparker likes variety in his avatars.

iamtheone here, has a very bloodshot eye.

i'm guessing that flyman most likely has a little bit of the pinkish eyes goin' too.... hi<strike>gh</strike> there :)

Bernadette uses that avatar just to frighten me.

*Woof*

*Ducks*

the person above me is ole time chums with Jim Rockford

iamtheone has the complete Rockford Files collection on Beta Max
and he is getting the threads confused

bparker805 has two first place ribbons in pie eating.

ape wishes to eat a pie.


good luck man.......

flyman has the munchies and would like to eat any pie

cherriesue has the best pie in town...

bparker knows what cherrisue's pie tastes like.


*lucky bastard*

flyman is the only entrant in his town's annual cow-pie eating contest.

He still can't figure out why.

joe here,.....bakes those pies in his own oven and is nice enough to taste test them for me.

thanks joe......you're fuckin' awesome man.

*can't believe he does that*

flyman (aka fryman) loves to sit in his bake yard on warm days and relaxes to the cool sounds of Barry Manalow.

iamtheone scares the beejebus outta me when he peeks in my window at night. It scares me even more when I find him trying to cuddle up to me in the morning...

I NEED THERAPY

bparker is in definite need of therapy.


and he scares easily too............

fly actually prefers his wobbly pops served in a glass. (elitest!) ;)

Fremen, oh yeah I know...... Just went off with his step-brother's sisters uncle to a lake down in Mississippi for a bit of southern comfort with his wife's best friends cousin's pet monkey. It was a sight.

See events captured below.

http://www.pchelpsource.com/forum/pi...monkeylove.jpg


copywrite mikec -
source - http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...0&pagenumber=7

iamtheone is the one with a tail. ^^

mml never told anyone where he got body lice from.......

mml wouldn't tell on 6ed...

uncle phil referees jello wrestling matches for a living. Not much money, but at least he is doing what he loves.

mml is an x-ray therapist; he does most of the talking.

Castex likes to yell "hi-ho silver!" while cumming.

Redgirl likes to cum while riding hi ho silver

i'm 1 knows what "kemo sabe" means...

uncle mystro likes to yell at the top of his lungs.....(whilst riding iamtheone)..........."HI,HO,.......SILVER"


with a biiiiiiiig grin on his face.


*cha-ching......double whammy*

Flyman is the bastard child of Tom Hanks and Yoko Ono, he spends his weekends living in the walls of homes of unsuspecting families in Prague.

crackprogram runs a half-way house in brooklyn for underage serial killers.

Iamtheone had a dream last night that involved Dolly Parton, a sheet of plastic and R. Kelly. He's seeking counseling.

Redgirl had a dream about ME last night...

it involved crisco.

Rubyee is trying to send out subliminal messages to induce Redgirl's dreams

bparker is trying to subliminaly hook me up with redgirl

iamtheone has a serious crush on redgirl






and bparker805

Rubyee thinks out loud....