Fremen has a pink umbrella... very masculine

goat man sold fremen that pink umbrella from his stash in the trunk of his gremlin...

Uncle (King) Phil likes to put his 'pink umbrella' in the 'trunk' of Meridae'n's 'gremlin'....

Pheatius is an elite member of the Raggydolls' Conglomerate. He also provides tye refreshments for the bi-monthly meetings, held in his bathtub...

pyrate dreams of riding round-trip forever in the chunnel...

Uncle Phil dreams of taking a round trip in Pyrate's chunnel...

Pheatius dreams of taking a one-way trip in Pyrate's chunnel...

Conclamo Ludus dreams of taking a radical sabbatical in Pyrate's chunnel.

and Fremen.........after all this chunnel action......is directing and producing the whole thing on DVD for a mass distribution to all TFPers.

thay's awfully nice of you....thanks

flyman ate the Giant Hamburger´s little brother during a fit of munchies.
he´s now in hiding.

bundy coundn't believe his eyes when he saw what flyman did to GH's little bro.....so......he fled back to pyrates' impacted chunnel.

Fremen believes that the impacted chunnel in question still belongs to the rogue state of Pyrate...

Fremen needs a better spy network to keep up with the current events.

The fair nation of Bundy took that chunnel by storm over 3 hours ago.

geez, keep up Fremen!

bundy is right, in that I can't keep up with his zealotry when it it comes to impacted chunnels. ;)

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with Al Gore.
he was even caught trying to peek into the poor mans bathroom window to see him do poo.
i´ve just had to tip off the FBI about Fremens passion for toilet webcams.

bundy is thanking his little shrine to Tipper Gore that Fremen wasn't revealing and that richeee happened by!

richeee spends a lot of time hanging from his ceiling and eating via osmosis...

Meri stands outside the old vic pub in Wagga Wagga, yelling; ¨DON¨T CALL WAGGA WAGGA, WAGGA!!!¨, at passers by.

bundy sleepwalks in the nude...

uncle phil makes it a point to mentally picture every post before writing it...

Meri deals dried up goat scotums to his buddies.

bundy has two George Foremen grills...

thats right Meri, they go nicely next to my MASSIVE barbie.

Meri hates barbeques. and he hates beer. and he hates steak. and he hates utes. and he hates sheep. and he hates Bob Hawke.

Well, bundy has two George Foreman girls.

Fremen invented the foldable house, but his invention was a great failure. Why? Because he didn't take into account that houses can't fold if they're made the conventional way!


btw, my 'chunnel' hurts alot. Next time, please book before touring around/in/through it.

Pyrate has breast implants... in his ass

Pyrates ass is sore.

toooot.....toooot.....tooooot..........comin in

Good thing flyman blows a warning before he enters...with that little thing Pyrate would never know he was there.

Paddyjoe has not been posting for over two weeks now...the person signing in under his name is really a burglar that broke into his house while he was on the TFP one night. This fake Paddyjoe has been keeping the real paddyjoe down in the basement and forcing him to watch episodes of Bonanza dubbed in Japanese. His cries for help have gone unheeded.

Pheatius is a paranoid schizaphrenic who has delusions of persecution and a great love of the TV show Mary tyler Moore.... oh wait no i am wrong he just likes to dress like Mary Tyler Moore.... My bad

3leggedfrog is one of Phaetius' multiple personalities.

That's just the whiskey talking in conclamo again. It's really one of HIS multiple personalities

rat has been known to have an uncanny grasp of the obvious...

uncle phil has an uncanny grasp on rat's obvious...

Its obvious that Conclamo Ludus doesn't give a rat's ass how uncanny Uncle Phil is. Wait...that should be...Uncle Phil is an Uncanny X-Man named Rat...er, hold on I think I have it this time...Conclamo Ludus is grasping a rat's ass for one of Uncle Phil's whiskey drinking multiple personalities known as 3leggedfrog, marytylermoore or myself...

pheatius, you're still nuts...

uncle phil cries himself to sleep every night as he never got to carry the olympic torch...

goaty ran down an olympic torch-bearer when it was run through Wagga Wagga so that he could get a light for his bong.

unfortunately, the bong didn´t quite hit the spot, so he drank all of the dirty bong water.

bundy once mistook a pork chop for his little brother and took "him" to a ballgame. *that's so sweet*

Fremen's parents once tied a pork chop around his neck and told him to go play with the neighbours malimute/wolf cross.

it didn't go over well.

Fremen has an unhealthy obsession with bundy (me).

HELP! i´m getting scared.

i´m quite sure that Fremen has been collecting everything that i say, or that is said about me. He prints all of this out and sticks it around his house.

AHHHH!

his whole house is covered in bundy related wallpaper.

no wait, i´m mistaken.

its only a single fremen - not a herd.

ITS FLYMAN whos the true crazy one!!!