I always look up paddyjoes skirt when he is above me. : )

Wait.. thats my secret...hmmmm...

Oh wait.. paddyjoe wears skirts?

six is a man killer in her skirt.

you should see her in a pair of uncle phil's sleeper jammies.

*there's a pic for exibition*

flyman smoked himself drunk once.

Co-Lu took pictures of a drunk flyman and put 'em up on Mickey Mouses' Pantyhose Boys and Penis Bong site.

/fuckin' rodents

Freman never had a candycane.(huh?)


His jammies arent the ones made of cumsocks are they?!?
I loved his bong.... and his pantyhose.. hmm.. wheres the site. : )

SixEdxMia is the proud owner of a Belgian Waffle Maker. Not all that impressive, but it will make you wonder nonetheless.

ChingaLO was the Fox network censor that canceled "Family Guy" and green-lighted "American Idol" seasons 2-13.

nanofever didn't miss a single episode.

peetster actually tried out, but passing gas through a megaphone didn't qualify as a talent.

He certainly was well practiced though

Sorry to let this out, paddyjoe.

Paddyjoe's actual favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. In a can. At room temperature.

Peetster is only a figment of *MY* imagination,Something similar to a ghost,but shinier and holographic. I have projected him onto the Tfp through the use of my highly superior brainwaves, york peppermint patties and underground machinery on Mars.He is not real,He is not alive,His name isn't even peetster.

six has quite the imagination......and she also wants to see everyones ass too..............imagine that.

Six is an alien and she abducts people to the mother ship to probe thier nether regions

iamnormal.......is obviously slow


rode the little bus huh?

Flyman sold me the pot I've been smoking all night.


I long to be The *abductee*


I do not have an ass obsession....


C'mere baby... have you lost your pants? I will help you find them.

Six made up the word profound.

Slander I tell you!The lies! Oh my.

Conclamo ludas lost his left testicle in a horrible badger training accident,but he'd prefer if I didnt mention it here.

I stared for ten minutes before I realized that was Reagan and not the guy from Cracked mag in your avatar. heh.. funny.

SixEdxMia likes to claim that Conclamo lost his left testicle in a badger attack, but that's not what happened. She knocked him out with a shovel, knawed off his nut, and then hired Miss Cleo to channel ideas of the nefarious rodent into his subconscious. It's not your ass she's interested in, as she honestly said above, it's just she wants you disrobed so she can mount an attack on the family jewels.

Pigglet has been hitting the sauce a little early lately...

Peetster dreams about being a laid-back ex-fighter jock...

(i remember these things...)

uncle phil trips through the tulips singing power ballads every other Saturday.

Fremen rides worms in the middle of the night

Bparker owns the worms and charges fremen a flat fee of ninebucks to ride.Twelve if he returns them unwashed.

SixedxMia takes the rinse water and flosses with it. Mmmmm, that's good worm.

Who are you accusing of using floss!!?!??!

Peetster owes me boku bucks for quoting me. : )

Peetster is only talking shit because I forgot to tell him his ass was nice. : X

SixedxMia secretly wants to post her butt.

Fear not, just post. ;)

Have you not seen it?
It Is posted........
Twice in the butt thread.


Warwagons Avatar.


Peetster NEEDS bifocal lenses if he missed my big ass.

SixEdxMia secretly... wants the Mods to take off the avatar size restriction so I can make my avatar bigger.

Warwagon secretly has a thing with peanut butter.......

Peetster secretly has a thing for... WarWagon... covered in peanut butter?

Dont we all! Warwagon can't tell time.He wears a watch for show purposes only.

SixEdxMia has chronic masterbation problems and glorifies it under assorted aliases on Jerry Springer.

H12 is obsessed with... boogers?

pete sits at night next to patuxent n. a. s. listening to the jets take off and land...

uncle phil runs around in his backyard during the middle of the night wearing only a bow tie and one of those thong underwears with an elephant on the front. The whole wile singing old Wham tunes.

bparker805 likes to go get the mail while being naked because the grass is really high, well, bparker805 thinks people cant see but they can!!!!!!!

qtpye recently tried to sell her vast Spice Girls collection to bparker.
But before she could go through with it, the collection mysteriously disappeared one night while she was videotaping some naked guy retrieving his mail.

Freeman is pissed cause he was the highest E-Bay bidder, and now wants his Spice.

Fremen enjoys poking people with no pants on.

analog was boot happy in last nights chat.

analog gets a yellow foul card for not verifying that someone didn't slip one in before him.

iamtheone secretly watches Tella Tubbies with erotic intint.

Well yeah, doesn't everyone?


Peetster is laying at home naked, on a bean bag eating cheetos.

Wha...? You got a camera or something?

iamtheone is particularly drawn to the Tubby with the deep voice.

This one here?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/500000...letubby150.jpg

Peetster likes to dress up as Santa Claus on Halloween.

iamtheone....knows who the one actually is....and refuses to reveal it to the rest of us, in an attempt to retain the status of the one. The "real" one has been stalking iamtheone for years and is closing in on the false one , at which point they will merge into the two.

Coming soon to a forum near you.........iamthetwowhowastheonebutwasntfastenough

Tecoyah... was on the Grassy Knoll that fateful day...

Warwagon now wear the panties featured in his avatar. : X

SixEdxMia is now wearing the boxers... that I wore for 4 days straight.

Warwagon wants them back soiled in my love juice.We will put them in a time capsule and Save them for.... better days.

SixEdxMia secretly wants to break into my time capsule, and fill it with York bites.

Warwagon Calls and breathes heavy on my answering machine,He pants and speaks of lettuce..I query,He denies.

SixEdxMia calls in the wee hours of the morning, leaves a fart on my voicemail, then blames it on the dog I don't have.

*insert shocked facial expression*

Okay.. that's enough..Wash my panties and give em back...

Warwagon had a dog,But I'll let you ask him what happened to it. : X

SixEdxMia ran over my dog... on a moped painted like the American flag.

That's warwagons ass in his avatar : X

SixEd made the original Goatse in Photoshop.

Eew. Warwagon has stalked me since.

SixEdxMia played the role of the elderly woman in the Life Alert commercial, immortalizing the phrases "There's someone outside my window!" and "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

All of my time in the creative arts center did pay off!!!


Warwagon isnt turned on by my hot steamy webcam action. : X

SixEd is a compulsive liar... and smells like cabbage every day at 4:15.

Right before I smell like 420.
Fine by me.

Warwagon likes to be tied like a sweet lil' piggy and made to repetedly oink my name,and his own.

SixEd has a fetish where other people oink her name repeatedly.

Warwagon likes fat chicks!

I like regular sized chicks, too!

SixEd likes fat guys... whose clothes are made out of discarded potato sacks.

You said you liked that Sack!?!?

Warwagon knows all of the words to *The Total Gym* infomercial by heart.

SixEd has a life-sized cardboard cutout of Chuck Norris, and is President of the Jackie Chan fan club.

WoW, I can't believe two people have soo many secrets. My life is boring, you guys lead very interesting lives.!

Imtheone is the only other area member.We play D&D,Get drunk and wonder what...Sir Jackie could possibly be having for dinner..Then warwagon gropes my boob,and calls me Bryan.

You snuck up on me. : )

Lady SixEd of Rockfordia has the worlds largest collection of furniture constructed entirely of recycled Charles Dickens novels.

Warwagon Prays to a bonsai kitty he grew himself.

MMmeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwww.
Meow.: X

Woof.

SixEd prays to pictures of my neck... and her fullsize Chuck Norris cutout.

six is obviously messed right the hell up


and she likes it that way

SixEdxMia and I enjoy our nights eating doritos, watching porn and playing MTG.

Now, can anyone of you tell me what MTG stands for?

Yehaw!
 

I sure can and my green deck will pulverize you!!!!

You guys are sneaking up fast..lol

Chuck Norris? Who hasn't?

SixEd likes playing rough... and by rough, I mean she only wears clothing constructed of sandpaper and chainmail.

SixEdxMia likes to play with ready made walmart decks.

Psst. Yeah right..... Let me guess, a green elf deck no less.

damn rooked again on my secret.......


Iam is way to quick,........and that goes for everything too


*shit* again eh......


withdraws

flyman pays too much for his quarters.

Flyman does shoddy roof work.

I amtheone pokes himself in the eye with clothespins for fun.

Iam steals said quarters


fuck it.....i'm outta here

I have more cards than any self-respecting chick should have at age 24.

Flyman takes everything slooooooooooooooooooooooow and smokey.

SixEd takes so long in the bathroom, every time she comes out I end up wishing her happy belated birthday.

Warwagon takes three minutes in the bathroom,Bad thing is..He gets my clothes all sticky. : /

6ed likes to shout it out

SixEd is in the bathroom with me for said three minutes... and is still wearing said clothes...

Iam is a hollywood director for Golden Shower Productions.

War is doing something wrong.

EDIT: And also likes piss flicks.

EDIT: I actually had time to edit twice. You two are slacking.

6ed - what is the best card ya got?

hehehehhe...I do and I am, love that stain stick,no.. he.. nevermind..

Iamtheone samiled tooo wide when he typed piss flicks.
*thirsty?*Warwagon only eats old bread.. something about a goldfish...?

Iam owns a donkey that only eats astro turf.

SixEd boils frogs and throws them at small children.

War likes to pump the stomach of the said Donkey when he gets sick and uses the collection for his gold fish

iam films the donkey pumping for his movies.

dammit
 

Seen the one with the donkey. Yikes!! Warwagon spends all of his free time making me treasure out of bread ties.

SixEd can only count to 4.

War is probably married to 6ed and they are sitting next to each other enjoying their keyboard wars

dammit...
 

Four is all it takes. Warwagon only has four toes per foot..

We are not married,He is my favorite wife?!? and he is far away.

He will drop out of school to be my loveslave.

SixEd counts to said 4... on her nipples.

One pretty two pretty three pretty four...

Warwagon is sensitive like a sweet wild orchid.
*and he lied about the fart*

SixEd has full length pajamas, with udders.

*yuck*

Warwagon listens to Devo.