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thinktank used to go by the handle dinkdank..........but his buddies always called him dink for short.
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flyman goes by many names...his favorite being 'Richard'...... :lol:
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dick...hehehe
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envision, if you will, paddyjammies...
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....All over his "unlce's" floor
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Jonsgirl has purple hair.
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Todd is masturbating at this very moment.
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maestroxl is matching him stroke-for-stroke...
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phil here,only needs a couple 'o yanks to feel good.
he doesn't even wanna try to go stroke for stroke with these youngins'. *those damn centerfolds eh phil.....get ya' every time huh?* |
fly only wishes he had time to unfold the centerfold.
These days, just the slightest touch on his zipper makes him spray his man-paste in his Speedos. |
Back when he was in school, Fremen's teachers could never get him to stop eating the....ummm...'paste'.
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paddyjoe sold the horses to make that paste.
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Zeraph wielded a mean shovel in pj's barn...
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Uncle phil NEVER closes his 'barn doors'. He just never knows what he may attract.
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pj hasn't seen the inside of my "barn" yet; just the outside, with some of my toys...
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phil enjoys opening his barn doors and showing everyone his pet rooster.
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^ *whispers* She doesn't really grumble!
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elwood is really jake; he changed his name to get into the witness protection program...
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unca p. was in the W.P.P. but he didn't totally understand the concept about keeping it a secret.
He'd announce all his freebies he got from the Feds to potential dates, just to try to impress them, until he met the wrong person. Now he's typing in from various locations around the country, staying one step ahead of the mob. |
Fremen was once presented with the key to Jacksonville, Texas, for being their finest parallel parker.
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Paddyjoe does not actually live in NY. He pretends to live there to hide the fact he is an Offshore import company....dodging the tax codes, and sending his jobs to pakistan.
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Tecoyah is Paddyjoe's top secret contact in Pakistan, who takes payment in the forms of pancakes.
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amonkie likes to swing in the trees..........
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fly wants to hire amonkie to stay in the trees and keep those damned squirrels away...
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uncle phil is actuallly Uncle Sam's mild mannered gay brother. Needless to say, the are not on speaking terms.
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Livia Regina is married to uncle Sam, and thinks that a woman's place is in the kitchen. She is also agaisnt gayness, loud music, skwerls, and mountain oysters.
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Jonsgirl has a deep desire to be kissed under the mistletoe by a girl!!
and I volunteer :lol: |
Yay!
Just for that I won't tell anyone about you bieng my sub. Oh crap! I just did. Oh well.... |
Jonsgirl is actually a man who has been trying to kiss Shanifaye for ages but thought he'd have a better chance if he were a girl.
Down with the mountain oysters! |
Livia Invented Mountain oysters in a freak shearing accident....after getting drunk and mistaking a bull for a sheep
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tecoyah was the sheep
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conclamo ludus wonders why he was cut from "Drawn Together"
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dear Antoine eagerly awaits christmas in hopes that a pair of "mickey mouse sleeper jammies," complete with ears, turns up under his christmas tree...
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well..........all i gotta say is,check this out.
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/5219/d7cdsc002580dpi.jpg yes folks........i know.......a little hard to take,phil being a family member and all,.........but we love him just the same right.............right? |
ohhh..........and yes,that is phil's ass in the air.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77828 |
/me still thinking about ways to get even with PJ...
carry on... |
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i'm runnin' with this one phil my man......... *and i also hope you nail joe's ass to the wall as well* ....*although i have to thank him for the ammo*... hehehehe... :D |
flyman doesn't want anyone to know that it's actually <i>his</i> ass in the picture...
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What Livia Regina doesn't realize, is that fly don't care who sees his azz, 'cause he'll drop trou at the pop of a beer tab. :D
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To date, Fremen has mailed 4,013 photos of his ass to various website owners. To date, not one has run it.
Just not as purtys as uncle phil's I guess. |
Btw, you can catch another glimpse of the famous butt here:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77952 fly, leave him the hell alone...freak.... :lol: |
Paddyjoe's avatar is part of a cunning plot to hypnotize the members of TFP so he can take over the world.
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Livia Regina Wont kill you with her brain - to much effort to move. Instead she will take over someone elses and kill you with their brain.
If not she will stab you with a candy cane. |
Brooke "tries" to write poetry...
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uncle phil never did learn to read or write. He's relied on his looks all these years.
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paddyjoe....feels he wasted four years of his life learning to read and write latin. Fortunately it does come in handy when cussing out his priest.
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tecoyah............now,i feel funny saying this but..........he really enjoys uncle phil's company.
check out the get together........ http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77828 http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77952 |
fly was so jealous of uncle phil's ass-airing in the Rochester thread and up above, he went and took this with his new Assaroid Ct300-69 camera, which he got out of the Fingerbutt catalog.
One word, fly......ray...her....zerrrr! :crazy: :D |
Flyman recently hired Fremen to pluck those nasty little hairs, one by one.
Double play, baby!!! |
joe likes to do the double play with himself,palmela, handula and wristina........
jerk that johnson big boy..... :D |
fly really, really, really gets off on that pic of tec and pj smoochin'...
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And unc. p took that pic while he was on intimate terms with Jim Beam.
So how good does ol' Jim smooch, unc? ;) |
like honeydew-vine water, you who have yet to be hugged, let alone kissed...
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After tecoyah left the hotel room in Rochester, Phil and Joe played their own little game of Paddy cake....let's just say whipped cream was involved...
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Ngdawg knows cause she was holding the video camera.
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Brooke, you been peekin'?
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Phil will be celebrating his birthday in a very special way tonight. With a bottle of Jim Beam and nothing on but a smile, he will head out to the barn, sit in the Vette and turn up the volume to Chuck Berry's "My Ding-a-Ling". Good times....
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ngdawg has spent years toiling to recreate the chariot race scene from Ben Hur in miniature using macaroni.
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JumpinJesus is devastatingly handsome and exceptionally dapper; he just doesn't want anyone to know. He can also solve quantum equations while cooking gourmet meals. He really is an amazing person.
Really. But it's a secret. ssshhhhhh. |
JumpingJesus lines up his collection of Beanie Babies in neat rows, puts on a shiny yellow blazer and yells things like, " Pouch the Kangaroo, Come ONNN Down!"
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and ngdawg hops his little kangaroo butt onnn down whenever JummpingJesus yells, then runs around screaming things like 'One dollar!' or 'Plinko!!'
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jg thinks ng is a guy...
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Uncle Phil is actually....Aunt Phyllis
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tecoyah knows such things about "aunt phyllis" cuz they stayed in the same room together.
so.......we now know that tecoyah digs cross dressing dudes named phyllis. .....and paddyjoe was there too.......prolly taken pics of the whole ordeal..... *man....what the hell is up with that?* (yes ladies and gentelmen.....that was a triple whammy) cha-ching |
fly SERIOUSLY wishes he was there, then me and tec could have shut out him and pj both at I-hots...(you had to be there)
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uncle phil wasn't really there. He's making this up as he goes. Which is causing tec, pj, and flyman to scratch their heads and say, "Who IS this uncle phil guy?"
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jumpin' jesus, man...you've got to be the only guy in this thread who doesn't know who i am...
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uncle phil likes to take the skin off of sausages and hide the skins down his pants, then he walks around his local dogpark waiting for K-9 affection.
(sorry phil, I wasn't gonna post this after I thought it up, but I cracked my self up too much not to.) :lol: |
Fre does crack........that's the reason for the above post........
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in another thread, fly is trying to trip me while i'm sitting down...
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Unclephil when he's feeling a bit 'Auntphyllis-y
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...wg/phillis.jpg |
Oh My Freakin' God................I'm Blind.
Dawg regularly chases cats with a cattle prod.....just to see how high the can jump |
tecoyah once laughed at a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.
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JumpinJesus has set up videocameras all around the world, watching everybody's move and recording them for his pleasure. He goes to his underground room every night and laughs cynically at people's stupidities.
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personally i wouldn't know, but JumpinJesus said that when BlitzkriegKommt is feeling festive, he braids his pubic hairs & then applies glitter hairspray.
don't knock it if you haven't tried it? |
bernadette used to braid her armpit hair just to piss off her high school gym teacher.
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i heard a rumor that pj was not only bernie's gym teacher, but also her "hair-dresser..."
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hair dressers..........cross dressers........i keep getting you guys mixed up.......
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Said the guy what likes to put on pantyhose 'cause a friend on the interweb dared him to. :D
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said the interweb friend who wanted to see 'ol fly in hose......
Fre likes to check out dudes in pantyhose.........just for shits and giggles |
No secret....fly's always willing to help out a friend.
*freak* |
actually, pj carries a lot more than cameras in that bag...
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uncle p got caught holding the bag when pj's cop friends showed up dressed as male strippers. :suave:
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(and they were female, fre...)
fre just sent his order in for a new pair of christmas sleeper jammies, the red flannel ones with the "chimney brick" pattern... |
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http://img138.exs.cx/img138/6629/abr...jammies4ss.jpg uncle phil tests all sleeper jammies, personally. *grumbles*mysterious crotch stains*grumbles* You like my exclamation point? :D |
Fremen licked and licked and licked and the stain came out, good as new!
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paddyjoe helped him.
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Z put it in the dryer...
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Uncle Phil's real name is Uncle Phallus... thats right... but he changed it to Phil to make himself more appropriate for the local kiddies, who often like to throw eggs at Phallus's house, because they don't truly understand the quaint beauty of the full length green velvet sleeper jammies.
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You had better believe that bundy understands the beauty of the green velvet sleeper jammies. He quite often shares them with uncle phallus because it's much more.....ummm.....comfy and cozy that way.
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uncle phallus.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
good one bundy! |
joe thinks bundy has a good phallus.............weirdo
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flyman can't recognise a good phallus when he sees one.
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bundy is really Ted Bundy
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COA yearns to return to bakersfield...
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uncle p steers clear of the expensive toilet paper 'cause he likes that 'abrasive' feeling.
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In an effort to live his life more like his heroes at the Alamo, Fremen keeps his bathroom stocked only with corncobs.
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and joe....being the outdoorsy,bbqing type of guy that he is........doesn't mind at all....hangin' with Fre when the cobs are on.
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on the slow days when flys stock of the friendly green are low/empty, he usually resorts to chopping up Fremens old used corncobs, and smoking them...
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