Poppinjay merrily massages misogynistic monks on Monday mornings.

Fremen likes to touch himself in public. Oddly it is only touching he ankle that does it for him.

He can be seen riding public transit and "adjusting his socks" on a daily basis.

Charlie once held the record for distance spitting.
Now he's into distance muttering.

There he is, in the distance, muttering...


;)

Fremen is pussy whipped.

Poppinjay whips pussy cats.

Fresnelly LOVEs pussy cats. Really, really loves 'em. In the biblical sense...

Sir Lance subscribes to Llama Titties Monthly.

In elementary school, just as in life, Poppinjay ate lunch alone.

Daoust is involved in a loosely formed collection of like minded individuals who on occasion have been involved in acts involving nappies, boot polish & plungers.

Magpie0001 once took out a whole flock of pigeons with a well-placed hacky-sack kick.

Fremen still believes that driving while wearing a chicken suit is perfectly respectable behaviour. In a convertable, no less!!

Kramus shaved his cat. In a convertable, no less!!

Magpie0001 and a pussycat went to sea.
In a beautiful pea green boat, no less!!

jwoody bags cats at athe catbaggery.

Poppinjay drives a souped-up moped, with tassles on the handlebars.

Fremen once hosted the Democratic National Convention in his living room.

The Republicans won that election, and sources say the cause was Fremen's shrimp dip.

by the light of the full moon, big ben puts rings on his fingers and bells on his toes (and nothing else, but does wear a hat because you lose a lot of heat thru your head and he's not foolish) and dances the nekkid hokey pokey...

/me has the video..

mal once caused a panic in Aruba when she had all the handsome cabana boys dancing attendence on her.
The rest of the ladies were stuck with Paco of the Lazy Eye, and Esteban the Lumpy.

Fremen shaves his legs... he swears it lets him walk faster.

Charlie likes it when his seat's wet. It reminds him of his childhood days at camp.

Fremen loved the movie "Gigli." It's in his personal collection... he watches it weekly.

PredeconInferno saves his pee.

Poppinjay sleeps with his microphone...

Charlatan sleeps with something he calls "Pooky-Wooky", and won't let anyone come in his house.

Authorities are investigating, and when the lead Detective was pressured by the media, his comment was "Sick, just sick. That's all I can say."

BigBen is this croc:

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Poppinjay styles his hair just like Ted Koppel.

Freemen lies on the grass at the school bus stop humming "Pop goes the weasel" and at the "Pop" part he jumps up, screams "Boo" at the poor little chldren, and runs away and hides.

SirLance has filled his air mattress with helium. He inhales from the air valve and calls out his own name while indulging in solitary pleasures.

Kramus once filled an air mattress with helium and flew about Canuckistan telling everyone he was Aladdin on his magic flying bed in search of his own Princess Jasmine...

Mal recently attended a quilting convention in Las Vegas. It was supposed to be 4 days and 3 nights of quilting technique seminars, but Mal screamed "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas BABY!" during the first breakout session. Everyone went crazy, and rumours have it the orgy was eligible for the Guinness Book of Records.

Upon returning, Mal went to a tattoo parlor and got the pattern of the quilt she loves inked on her back. Full sleeves and everything.

Alas, the only thing 'Big' about 'Ben' is his imagination.

joe likes lollipops........


no.....he REALLY likes lollipops

Flyman was dishonorably discharged out of the Canadian Armed Forces in 1995; He told his Sergeant Major:

"Dude, it's like 1620 hours. Lets go burn one."

Big Ben was that Seargent Major that discharged Flyman

PredeconInferno was the MP that processed the charges. She was sentenced to Indiana as punishment, because the army LIKES it's soldiers stoned. They just can't admit it.

The only reason SirLance replied was because PreDeconInferno used the word "Discharge", and it got SirLance all funny feeling, like when he used to climb the rope in gym class.

Tophat braids rope from yak combings. Apparently his wall hangings are de riguer in the better yurts of Uzbekistan.

Kramus is an absolute stranger to billions of people.

GuttersnipeXL contributes 42% of the moral decay that threatens the freedom loving peoples of America.

PoppinJay just patented the 102nd way to skin a cat.

PETA is irate over his research methodology, citing his publication that included a double-blind randomized control trial of the new method and the 101 other ones. Kitten vs. Adult cats were again trialed. Feral vs. Domestic; the sickening list goes on and on...

Hundreds of thousands of precious felines lost their lives in the name of science. When confronted, PoppinJay replied: "My pappy always told me that 101 ways was it. That was the limit. He's sittin' up thar in Heav'n smilin' down on me right now."

Ben likes killin' kittens whilst looking at vast quantities of nekkid cross-eyed chubby cheerleader porn.

Fremen has a morbid fear of slime monsters. His avatar is a form of direct, aggressive therapy, forcing him to confront his fears every time he writes a post.

Furry is the leader of his own cult, the "Furballs of Doom". They sit about chanting "Doom, Doom, Doom." They are the only people who went to see the movie...

SirLance has the fever for Bob Ross. He gets a happy little tree in his pants whenever he watches the videos.

Poppinjay uses this site to add to his collection of witty insults; He uses these one liners against his fellow classmates..... IN KINDERGARTEN!!!!

BigBen's name isn't really Ben...and, as luck would have it, he really ain't all that big, either.

Bill was once forcibly removed from the Capitol Rotunda for continuously shouting "Give me Liberty or Give Me Pizza!"

-edit- slow, slow, slow



Not like SirLance, who many say is fast, fast, fast. Unfortunately, they're all women.

Which PaddyJoe was doing just now, evidently...

Ouch.

So this is what it sounds like..... when doves cry......

Sir Lance is a Big Prince fan, so much so that he also changed his name to a symbol. The court ordered him to change it back when they saw it;

Ben is expecting top marks in the "Rate my Signature" thread.

Elphaba considers himself a wit. He is half right.

sirlance has stolen three pair of my own personal sleeper jammies, and my feet are getting cold at night...

Uncle Phil cried when he saw, "Muppets Take Manhattan".

Poppinjay was so overcome when Tommy found a Mommy in "Rugrats in Paris" that he had to leave the theatre, lest his sobbing disturb the other patrons.

Elphaba also considers himself a her... :lol:


Sir Lance knows entirely too much about the plot of the rugrats movie, he is their number 1 fan..

...but unlike Maleficient, owns no rugrats action figures...

Geraldo has a whole file on SirLance, that he keeps filed under HERMAPHRODITE.

Indigestible material left in Poppinjay after a large meal such as teeth, skulls, claws, and feathers are too dangerous to pass through the rest of his digestive tract. To safely excrete this material, Poppinjay's gizzard compacts the mass into a tight pellet that he discretely regurgitates.

This can be awkward in some social settings.

Giant Hamburger likes to pretend he is made out of ground owl rather than ground beef.

White, spotted owl is the claim when he is trying to impress someone.

/me thinks elphaba is not really "wicked..."

/ me thinks Uncle Phil really is Marilyn Monroe. Age has been rough on our beauty.

top wears hats without brims, when he thinks no one is looking...

phil don't smoke his cigars.......he eats 'em.


*wierdo*

That's a damn lie; I can be really, really wicked when I want to be.

Uncle phil is actually a chicken stricken with bird flu, due to an unhappy encounter with a witch that really, really can be wicked. Sometimes.

Elphaba eats tapioca pudding...for lunch...

uncle phil sells blue hair dye all up and down his new block in Florida.

"Works for Me", is his main selling point!

PaddyJoe married the original "Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Sir Lance Proposed to "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena", but she said no. He was also an usher at her and Paddy Joe's wedding, and cried like a little girl when the Minister asked if anyone objected. It was a tense scene, but Paddy Joe gave Sir Lance "The Look", and Sir Lance backed off fast.

He got really drunk at the reception, and french kissed Paddy Joe's mom. On Stage. While Stairway to Heaven was playing. It was creepy.

/me stares at BigBen...

The Canadian Army is apparantly code for Canadian Nut House to be able to come up with such a scenario above. :D BigBen's imaginatin is the new secret weapon for the army... :giggles at the thought of it:

Hey, she slipped ME the tongue!

Mal secretely administers psychoactive drugs to pigeons as part of a vast, secret experiment, funded by the Canadian army...

oh you guys are SICK!!!!





SirLance secretly writes erotic romance novels for the geriatric crowd in Everglade City, Florida.

Paddyjoe gets his preternaturally soft and wrinkle free skin, not by bathing in Guinness (as was earlier suspected), rather the big secret is that PJ is just a great big, hairy baby.

charlie keeps a pair of sleeper jammies in his suitcase...

phil has a shit eating grin on his face,can grow flowers with his breath and has old timers disease as well.


sorry phil...you're slippin' today man.

Where am I, how did I get here, there is this "post" button, oooo shiny!

flyman is a product of our mass hallucination!

Mantus names his underwear.

Top don't wear any underwear

At least they don't wear their underwear on their heads at parties, like flyman does.

pj has his name embroidered on his sleeper jammies...

Uncle Phil once attended a BDSM party by mistake.

He is really into Boston Distributed Sports Machines(tm), and showed up with a pitching machine once used by the Red Sox batting coach. The night did not end well; it took the trauma surgeons 16 hours to remove the baseballs from his rectum and intestinal tract.

On weekends BigBen gets together with his platoon and to knit doillies. They are a big hit at the women's auxillary.

Charlatan is the founding member of the women's auxiliary in Toronto. they make weekly trips to Chippendales and he's developed a love for Quiche and women's magazines that tell him he's not good enough dammit, but will show him how to achieve sexual pleasure... :)

mal dreams of monster trucks...

Uncle Phil dreams of truck monsters...

SirLance likes his coffee cold, injected right into the veins.

Braingrenade served as Fidel Castro's hairstylist from 1964 - 1973. He kept the beard look longer than necessary, and was eventually fired for recommending the upcoming new hairstyle "The Mullet" to el Presidente.

Once exiled, Braingrenade went on a pilgrimage to find the elusive Mullet, and wound up in a Hairstyle convent in the deep southern US states. He taught his new style to all who would listen.

When BigBen is done with the army.. he's going to use the GI bill and enroll in Beauty School, where he will achieve his life long goal of being able to have a hair style named after him...

BigBen participated in an ancient fapping ritual when he was a teenager. It was suppsed to cure acne. Instead, he got hairy palms.

Poppinjay is wearing my shirt right now and nothing else.
As is Maleficent!

Giant Hamburger's deepest darkest secret is, vienna sausage...
http://www.hormel.com/images/glossar...age_vienna.jpg

giant hamburger's post scares me... poppin' and i are wearing the same shirt -- together? poor poppin...

charlatan has a secret, that's not so secret any more, obsession wiht little sausages.. i'm honestly not sure why.. ;0

Mal recently got off scott-free for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill a houseful of men for a wheel of cheese (Gosh, I'm starting to laugh out loud just typing this).
Naw just kidding. No one would ever try to do that...
Trying to come up with something more realistic...

I'm afraid Mal's secret is a well-worn Sugar-Plum Fairy costume hanging in the back of her closet...

Sultana is naked right now.

rlbond86 knows this because he is under her windown

(I am so jealous)

And mantus is taking pictures of rlbond86 peeping in Sultana's window...

sirlance needs to get freakin' home...

SirLance is actually a member of the Very Special Forces, who deploy to spots that aren't so much troubled as exceptional in C-130S Short planes.

top ain't quite too quick...