Its the best way to get your protein! :D

giblfiz has only half a face. Haha Half-face! Ha ha. Ha...

C Ludus is secretly in love with loni anderson

flyman is loni anderson´s pimp.

and no, he doesn´t make much money.

The legs in bundy's avatar are actually plastic and join at the knees.

Beltruckus thinks that he's better than all of us. He does'nt think his shit stinks like the rest of us, as a matter of fact he thinks it smells like chocolate cake.

giblfiz shines his shoes to a mirrored sheen, then rides the escalators behind skirted women and kilted men.

Fremen is always trying to ride ducks in the park.

World's King cant pee unless he is sitting down!

Midlandmadman eats puppies for breakfast. And kittens for lunch.

Averett is an ardent fan of nude skiing... or at least, he was...until that tragic day when he fell over on some packed ice and sliced and diced his closest friend.

Bundy pointed and laughed when Averett fell over while skiing naked, then he lost his balance and fell over himself.

Beltruckus never skis. In fact, he likes to waddle around the resort in his moonboots, brandishing one ski-pole at any stray snowboarders crossing his path. 12 o'clock might see him on a heady run up the cable car for lunch with a view and his more reckless friends; but by late afternoon he'll be safely back in that dear little secondhand bookshop by the ice rink, devouring last pages from a variety of mouldering tomes.

castex is the owner of a secondhand bookstore at a ski resort, he has a back room that he retreats to, so that he can get some "private time" there is a stack of playboys from the 1960's.

Beltruckus has a treasured photograph collection of grannies in french maid costumes and an even larger collection of television rabbit ears from the 60s.

she ;)



bernadette really isn't over here.... She's actually over there

Averett has been walking among us as a man but she really is a woman, Bundy has bad eyesight and was unable to see that she really didn't have anything sheared off because she had nothing there in the first place. Watch your backs fellas avarett isn't here to play ;)

This is a public service announcement.

In their native habitat a single Beltruckus that has acquired a taste for human flesh can kill hundreds of people before being caught. Genetic footprinting pioneer, Professor Sir Alec Jeffreys, is carrying out DNA tests on droppings thought to have been left by Beltruckus just outside of Salt Lake City. Just remember that the threat to humans is greatest when he has been wounded, maimed and unable to hunt his normal prey. Approach him with extreme caution and a piece of your finest cheese.
-GH

Oh, great, I only live a few hours away from Salt Lake City. At that kill rate they will be here in a matter of months! ;)

GH tells people he likes to swim with sharks, when really he likes to play in the bathtub with his rubber ducky.

BNT dreams everynight that he transforms into a giant beaney baby (ironically enough a mouse) and climbs tall buildings, his intent is to jump off and crush innocent people but he is too soft a cuddly to really do any damage. People enjoy his antics and cheer him on everytime he doesn it.

belt is really bundy in disguise...he's not wearing sleeper jammies yet...

Uncle phil really is no ones uncle, the only people that call him by that name are the kids of the wifes he has "afternoon party's" with.

beltruckus licks the window whenever he gets a windowseat on an airplane.

C Ludas licks his bacon and sausages ,when served in a restaraunt....so his buddy's won't eat them on him.

the FLY doesn´t mind when the Ludus licks his sausages and passes them round.

in fact, the FLY has even thought about marketing Ludus Spit Sausages, since he thinks they are so good.

Bundy has signed up to be the first tester of Fly's new ludus spit sausaged, he cant wait to taste the hickory smoked flavoring with a side of spit, he things that for an even greater kick they should use some morning spit because it's so much more potent than afternoon spit.

fuckin' eeeeyuuuuukkkk.........

Belt sells spitoons on the side

hence the knowledge of spittle.

Flyman knows this because he bought one from me, except he doesn't chew tabacco he chews buds instead.

Belt, thats not a deep, dark secret.
everyone knows that fly chews bud.

Belt thinks that CUJO is easily the greatest piece of literature, ever.

Bundy's favourite apartment was Warren & Gavins.

Meri rocks out to Amitys song, ´the Lighthouse´.

and he´s changed his laugh to be more like Warrens (or was it Gavs??)

bundy still wants the oceania franchise for sleeper jammies, and has already applied for the appropriate licenses...

Uncle Phil's youthful image is on the Maypo box.

http://theimaginaryworld.com/lin12.jpg

I WANT MY MAYPO!!!

uncle phil could easily have his Maypo, but unfortunately has yet to master the fine art of boiling water.

said paddyjoe...the guy who gets his maple syrup off of an eskimos hairy ass crack.

yup...us igloo folk up here in canader....we likes to rub maple syrup on tha' cracks 'o our asses.

...flyman snorts tequila...

from a shot glass, through a straw, and up his nose.

he just loves that numb lack of feeling in your face...

bundy likes to jack off to "haunted nights" when he gets frustrated with his piano lessons.

giblfiz took his name from an almost unheard of product...... Turkey flavored soda.

Midland used to think the voices in his head weren't normal, now he just likes to play majhongg with them.

BNT wears rubber pants and that's fine...

It's the rubber shorts that I don't understand.

Let's just say my s/o likes them and leave it at that. ;)

When WK first started attending grade school he didn't understand why he couldn't take naps like in kindergarden.

bnt thinks trix are for wabbits...

Uncle Phil turns tricks to pay for cereal.

the Conclamo Ludus Pit isn´t really in West Michigan.
Its really in WISCONSIN.

bundy has absolutely no clue where wisconsin is

paddyjoe can suck the chrome off of a trailor hitch.

the girls like it....

*snicker*.....(so do the boys...)

flyman once smoked a bag of oregano I sold him. I made $200 bucks off of him. He said that he had smoked himself into the matrix, met God, and he told me to space my face (which I didn't do.)

Ludus is the worlds single biggest fan of Pauline Quirks work.

(the fly doesn´t really live in BC. he lives in Northern Saskatchewan.)

(and pj really lives in West Manitoba)

bundy missed C Ludas........

*what a geek*

(what do you mean refresh?)

Bundy often reaches his hands into his pants for hours at a time and every now and then he smells them.

And then when no one's looking... he actually sucks his fingers.

Grimlok....otherwise known as ....too slow joe....can't type very fast and has a thing for watching bundy suck his fingers

flyman likes to pick on the poor, the lonely and the homeless.

bundy once slept with gary coleman.

Pendejadiota is my brother. Oh wait... ?? :)

lemme guess...
he ain´t heavy,
he´s my brother.

the thought of sex with Carebears is what gets stiltzkin up in the morning.

The deep dark secret about bundy is that people have posted about 230 deep dark secrets about him........ and thats just the tip of the iceburg!!!!

mid once ran out of gas in bundy's driveway...and he doesn't even drive...

uncle phil stole an ambulance once and returned it after feeling bad about the dead patient in the back.

Conclamo Ludus is knitting a sweater out of oatmeal & ramen noodles for Bones & he is doing so with hopes to win a ride on the back of Bone's hot new bike.

said the chick who has already ridin' bones'............................






..................bike

flyman is so insanely jealous of Bones´s bikes, that he plans on slashing all of the tyres...not just once, but every time bones gets them fixed.

bundy dyes their pubic hair hot pink

colourmeirish isnt really irish at all. they're actually a vegetarian robot.

bigmou...errr...i mean battlemouth is irish and takes offence to colourmeirish's colour choice to dye bundy's pubes with.

he'd rather see bundy's pubes green.

*chuckles to self for scorin' 3 whammies in one post*

flyman man is actually laughing, because he knows bundy has no pubes, due to the fact that flyman shaved em off for bundy last night.

colourmeirish is just jealous of my special relationship with the fly.

colourmeirish spells ´colour´ correctly, and he´s not really Irish.

Bundy is really one of the girls in his avatar...might even be both of them

ssander9 has a picture of his girlfriend in his avatar

FlorentinoAriza, although living in Europe, totally hates the metric system!!!!!!

sexycat has both sets of genitals but is not technically considered a hermaphrodite through some complication of their placement

danieltiger can't read

danieltiger once bathed in a vat of pudding with his step sister twice removed! :eek:

ShtE Luck was always the last person pick while playing games at the "special school".

world is jealous of bundy's girls because they get "excited" when they kiss and his just lay there like logs...

uncle phil entered a contest to be a backup dancer for Gerardo's "Rico Suave" video shoot and lost out to Adam Rich.

JJ knows this cuz he was the judge at that very sausage party.

the fly has finally been evicted from his squat in central Vancouver... right now hes thinking of taking up residence in the next door neighbours kids treehouse.

bundy doesn't know how to spell.


It just that simple.

WK can't do contractions. It's just that simple. ;)

Fremen is really picky when it comes to socks... they have to be pink.

WK has a homosexual porcupine named World

belt has a hetero porcupine...very hetero...

uncle phil has EVERY grade school in upstate on his call block list.
So tired of those "Are you my daddy?" phone calls...

phil likes to relax in the early mornin' sun,in his sleeper jammies a cup of coffee,and just hangin' with the pigs......

*edit* richee is a sneaky kinda guy.....quick too.

flyman is slow...



and wearing uncle phil's pj's!!!!

EDIT: And needs to go to "VegasBabyYeah" in October!!! :D

Richeeee, good to see you... and smell you... it seems you haven´t washed in months!!

bundy decided to help richeee by giving him a sponge bath... or was that tongue bath?

pj is just jealous.
but its not just richeeeeeee and me who´ve rejected his constant overtures... its also been Conclamo Ludus, which is a bit embarrassing really...

bundy never rejects my overtures.

Conclamo Ludu's real name is turd furgeson, heh funny name.

Beltruckus gets laid three times a day

(nobody said it had to be a bad secret)

Ssander 9 knows beltruckus gets laid three times a day because he's there for every one of them. I won't say in what capacity.

bnt farts in the bathtub...

Only when there's Mr. Bubble in the water. I like the scented foam. :D

Uncle Phil is still waiting for Olivia Newton-John to make a comeback.

bent is ....well.....bent.

cuz if he was twisted...there'd be all hell to pay.

During lean times, Flyman has been known to drink his own bong water.

tropicdiver once got upstaged by a cardboard cactus in a school play.

JumpinJesus once played the part of a cactus in a school play... he glued on hundreds of sequins and glitter onto his outfit just so that he could upstage his arch-enemy, tropicdriver.

The only time bundy will get aroused is when he visits the petting zoo. The doctors say it had something to do with his childhood, and they added "he must have walked away very confused."

confused?........said mr.cannonball run.C Ludus wishes he had a CB,so he could talt to his mom,who was listening in on the scanner.