Paddyjoe is willing to "hold the chalk" when uncle phil's big sleeper jammie day score happens.

They laughed only because they were too embarassed to cry.

paddyjoe thinks Hawaian shirts make him look exotic.

I sure as hell do, because kramus hit on me the only time I ever wore one!

poor oracle, such a slow poke.......

paddyjoe is an Elvis impersonator in his spare time. He works the circuit of old age homes in the Rochester area. He likes it when the old ladies throw their panties at him.

last time i saw charlie, he was dressing PJ funny...

Phil has naughty dreams of me in sleeper jammies :lol:

Lady Sage doesn't know how to tell the thyme........


....and on a fuckin' digital clock to boot....

flyman rented out his johnson to a girl scout troop studying micronesia.

Ok...feel free to disclose mine.... ;)

dax, ya's gotsta disclose one of pop's first...

Aww, phil and daxia feel disclose to each other........



meanwhile, poor poppinjay just waits it out...

Paddyjoe has an odd obsession with sock monkeys.....

LS is Britney Spears child care consultant...

LS passed gas in formation...

speaking of gas.........have you seen the black cloud that phil emits????

fly's underwear all say "Property of uncle phil's Cellar Dweller" on their labels.

Mr. SirLance, yes, alas, I am Ms. Spears child care consultant... problem being the wench doesnt listen! (She shouldnt have procreated anyway)

Mr. Phil... Yeah, I broke wind in formation... darn chipotle!

Fremen embroders names and sayings on underwear as a second job...

/me is really getting beaten up lately...

meanwhile...

LS is really trying to become one of the gang, but just because she turns her underwear inside-out every other day doesn't quite make it...

Phil is a professional whiner and uses this forum for practice.

come to think of it, SL broke wind in formation too...

The reason uncle phil posts here so much is because he makes a post for everytime he adopts a new pet rock.

the Z-guy ducks every time he hears about one of my new pet rocks...

uncle phil's pet rocks get insanely jealous at even the mention of ducks & will make him pay dearly for that offense.

when he was 7, 8, 9, and 10, jimk went to summer camp in northern wisconsin...in january...

unc p determinedly seeks out countries with heavy-set women to test his sleeper jammie fetish on.


/likes bucking the sentence structure rules

fre knows this because he is always there ahead of me...

unc p makes it a point to warn the women that I'm coming so he can keep them all to himself.
Stingy bastid!

fre be waitin' for some of those "city slicker" jammies...but he ain't tellin' nobody cuz that would spoil his plan of world-wide domination of the sleeper-jammie continuum...

uncle mystro likes to play with his balls in the rough.

Bolstered by his TFP fame, flyman has spent the last seven nights papering streetlamps in downtown Vancouver with pictures of his ass. They all contain the caption: 'Have you seen me?'

On Saturday nights, paddyjoe secretly listens to Liberace and cheats at solitaire.

evil_twin617 rollerskates backwards uphill while singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"

SL wishes he were pretty and witty and bright...

Unc likes to imitate the Jets with his finger snaps. It bugs the hell out of his golf partners.

when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day...

i digress...

the elph has a crush on fremen...

That wasn't a secret... :love:

The Elf has been known to bring home used work boots from construction sites.
She tenderly wraps in sealed plastic these relics of anonymous, hard-working men. The ripe, rich aura of labour and sweat concentrated in the stiff reinforced leathers and paddings of the discarded footwear is accorded a tender and deeply felt worship from the Elf's tender, sensitive nose :icare:

kramus saved the "wedding" attire from last year's rochester event...

Uncle phil was born with not one but two tails. Unfortunetly the doctor mistook his penis for a tail as well. So he still has two tails...

Zeraph grows huge tomatoes underwater.

Giant is aroused by the sound of Gilbert Gottfreid's voice.

hafap believes little sprites and faeries live in his computer and make the marks on the screen appear.

Fremen is just SO excited of the thought of 'little faeries'.

joe likes to dress up as a little fairy.


lookin' good in them tights bro.

fly used to think led zeppelin was a dirigible...

uncle p trained his pet monkey, Mr. Pibbs, to model his new line of Jungle Jammies, an extension of his Sleeper Jammie line.

and they're doing quite well, thank you very much...

fre once went three days without flushing a toilet...

Uncle Phil posed as a model once...... yes that is Uncle Phil's face on the Pringle's can.

pan spent a week in cleveland one day...

Unc p uses his best putter as a weed-wacker.

;)

Fremen used to do quite a bit of wacking, but unfortunately the drive-in finally closed down.

joe likes to clean his ears out with mrs. joe's cotton panties.


yes folks....there is that much room in his head.




and joe..........clean your fuckin' mailbox out man.

can't send you pm's........unless that's what you want you bastard.

fly loves the heat; the warmer the better in the middle of good ol' summertime...

uncle phil isn't really my uncle. he's just a long time family friend that mommy & daddy let sleep over sometimes.

Bane suffers from dyslexia (love the screen name) :)

Elphaba once went to a concert and ate some licorice sticks. She got all tingly and ran up onstage to dance nude with Jim Morrison......


Too bad it was a Weird Al concert. :eek: :lol:

Pan once bid $500,000 for Lennon's guitar. Unfortunately, it turned out to be Vladimir Lenin's guitar...

.......missing his left testicle........

flyman has it in a jar on his mantle.

...Which Dane knew about because he(she?) took it out and tasted it.

Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...

holy shit, that's just too easy. i mean, phil...do we need to mention where he "buried" it?

not particularly...Z knows where he buried it, right Z? ;)

Yeah, but that was a one time deal when you asked me to do that to you. I only did it because you were so persistent. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../hotdogbun.jpg


this used to be the place, unless Z moved it...

holy moly...mom??? i'm coming home...

phil, i heard this rumor that you stole the weiner from that place of its hallowed burial, and placed it in the cart of a common hotdog vendor....god knows where it is now.

who cares? its all lips and assholes...

pigglet secretly sleeps with a stuffed Wilbur pig from Charlotte's web, and would just DIE if anyone found out!

man, i feel so liberated now that the secret is out...i could never have broken that wall myself...thanks so much sage...speaking of which, i probably wasn't supposed to tell anyone those pics above are taken from sage's modeling portfolio...looking pretty tan in those shots ;)

Those were my early years!

pigglet has but one weakness... HOT PANTS!

Hot Pants? That's not my weakness, it's my strength...

speaking of hot pants, sage still wishes she were inside those bars with James back in the day...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29.../james_ros.jpg

HA HA HA!

yes, but pigglet, you just can't forget those hot steamy nights behind the bleachers.... you still blush whenever walking through the frozen vegtable isle in the grocery store :D

http://myspace-726.vo.llnwd.net/0046...63679726_m.jpg

that's as may be...true true true...but i remember the blush on your own cheek as i would see you steal away...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/pigglet/mullet.jpg

Oh that weenie. I guess I've lost count over the years.

It took pigglet till adulthood to figure out that pork chops and bacon come from the same animal.

Zeraph has actually modded his own keyboard to include a "smite" button, and actually gets a little pissed when it never does what he wants it to when he hits it.

Sage is Zeraph's smite button, but he's always laying on the couch, eating cheetos and watching porn, instead of responding to the "smite" command.

Then one day he went to the doctor, see, and said "Doctor, my wee wee is orange... why's my wee wee orange?"

SirLance doesn't realize I'm secretly a woman... shhh don't tell him!

sage only THINKS he's a woman... he's actually a giant, two legged twinkie with no arms!

Dane...

Where do I begin....

He's so masculine he opens his beer bottles with his teeth!

SirLance's confusion is quite understandable...after all, Sage does have that orange penis thing going on, and that can throw confusion into it. of course, she also has that well tanned secret space above where she stores not only cast off weiners, but all of Dane's bottle tops as well. you can find her in the night by her ursine musk and jangling slinky style of walking.

the pig really DOESN"T like it...

Uncle Phil has had a superhero costume with "SM" on the front made up, thus combining his two secret pleasures of being a Mod with being a sexual deviant :D

sagebrush is green with envy...

U Phil is actually posting from prison for animal cruelty to pigs (you DON'T want to know what he was doing to them but it involved twinkies).

Z has two big toes on his left hand...yes, toes...

Uncle Phil ACTUALLY got his name from the cute little blonde girl next door....hmmmm.lol

Deltona Couple are writing in from France, where they are campaining against grape abuse. Unsuccessfully.

SL has two erasers on his pencil...

UP once got lost . . . in a bathroom.

Zeraph has seen "Bring it On" twenty-seven times.

Ch'i thinks that scene from "Be Cool" where The Rock is doing the "monolouge" from "Be Cool" needs more hands in the air, fingers curling "quotations" brackets.

Sage has man hands ;P

DB was born that way...

uncle phil's secret history includes a stint as lead hair-ratter for the Hee-Haw Honeys.....1972-76, the glory years...he shouldn't be so modest

mixedmedia got drunk and tried to have sex with a TV . . . and succeded. They had 4 offspring together named Tinkywinky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. (if you don't get the name reference google them :lol: )

Z is jerry falwell's nephew...

Uncle Phil IS Jerry Falwell.

Zeraph left Dr. Falwell's cage open...

ch'i stayed up all night long digging up these old nonsense threads while balancing a bottle of rolling rock on his head...

And Uncle phil was the one who paid him to do it. He watched while he washed his body in mayonnaise.

Zeraph was recently seen at Tavern On The Green wearing a fetching sequinned nightgown with a plunging neckline, matching pumps, and an alligator skin handbag. PETA was protesting.