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Flyman's dosn't know shit about rolling joints!
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Splck can't spell worth shit.
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Root_Beer_Man is neither a real beverage, or a real man. Make no mistake.
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CL one time drove 1300 Miles to Las Vegas, but was forced to turn back because of the "no shoes, no shirt, no service" Just for the record he didn't have pants on either.
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Beltruckus rode shotgun on the Vegas trip with CL. He wasn't wearing pants either.
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BentNotTwisted was mad at me most of the trip because I called shotgun before him, he was pantless just like the rest of us.
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Beltruckus distracted me from calling shot gun by taking off his pants before he even got in the car. Um, maybe I shoudn't have used the word distracted.... shocked would be better.
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bnt also awaits the return of olivia...
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Actually, I'm waiting for the return of The Captain and Tenielle. Now some say The Captain is dead but I refuse to believe it. My good friend said he just saw The Captain at the 7-11 last week...
Uncle Phil tells people he once rode his bicycle cross country. He neglects to tell them the country he rode across was Lithuania. |
Next time we go to Vegas guys, we wear nothing but shoes and shirts. Shirts that are just barely long enough. No pants though, the signs didn't say anything about pants!!!
Oh, and BentNotTwisted is BentNotInvited! hahahahaha... |
That's alright, I had enough of the two of you on the last Vegas trip.
Conclamo Ludus spent the entire Vegas trip farting and telling knock knock jokes. |
Conclamo Ludus has always had this secret desire to be Tom Cruise in "Risky Business". You'll recognize him in Vegas because he'll be the one with the Wayfarer sunglasses on.....
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wry1 hasn't seen the sun in 17 years.
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World's King cannot explain the rash he keeps getting on his front-bottom. The doctor's know exactly how he gets it.
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The doctors know why Conclamo Ludus continues to hold his two (2) fingers in the air. He tells people he is flashing a peace sign, but the doctors have said he must keep his fingers in the air because it has to do with how WK got his rash on his front-bottom. :)
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tropicdiver enjoys stuffing a glass dildo up his ass while listening to NIN and also eats pudding out of some guys ass... man that is lame.......oh well
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orange monkeyee is actually an orangatang......
*evil fuckin' hybrids* |
flyman bathes in bird baths, and dreams of creamed corn
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colourmeirish bathes in creamed corn, and dreams of bird baths...
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bundy regularly open-mouth kisses himself.
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...which is an interesting, yet difficult manoeuvre, let me tell you...i recommend yoga before anyone attempts this at home...
the Conclamo Ludus Pit, however, finds no trouble in kissing its many frothing mouths together since its snake-like necks are flexible, as well as scaly. |
Bundy was thrown into the Conclamo Ludus Pit and had 7 orgasms in 7 minutes. It was that good.
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Beltruckus puts toothpaste on his toast.
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Midlandmadman
likes to run naked through the salt flats during land speed record attempts |
ssander9 dosen't know how to spell my name.
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Midlandmadman Is actually quite sane and lives on the east coast.
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Actually, we at Conclamo Ludus, prefer to call it a Nook and not a Pit. Nook tested much better in the initial focus group whereas Pit was said to sound "frightening" and "possibly perverted." So from here-on-out if that could be referred to as the Conclamo Ludus Nook we would greatly appreciate it.
And Beltruckus cheats at Yahtzee, he uses loaded dice. |
Conclamo Ludus knows not what he is saying
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ssander9 has spent the last four years studying the career of Tom Jones.
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Tom Jones has spent the last four years studying World's King's vocal cords. How does he sing so good?
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Conclamo ludus has gone to bed with Tom Jones for the past 3 years, Worlds king will be very pissed upon reading this.
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belt has the world's worst case of jock itch...
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uncle phil knows tanks were first used during World War One in Cambrai, France in 1917.
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ssander9 is french and comes from Cambrai.he had to fight phil and the elusive sleeper jammie army back in 1917
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Flyman's ukulele ensemble didn’t make it to the competition… Flyman was the driver.
http://www3.telus.net/kenman_pics/stuff/ukelele.gif |
but the competition didn´t really exist anyway. splck, the ensembles promoter, was just playing mind games with the band members... with the intended outcome of having the Fly thrown out...
nasty and conniving is our friend splcky... |
While in college, bundy made ends meet by cleaning the homes of wealthy housewives dressed in a well-hung penguin costume.
p.s. dig the Soft Cell song. |
JumpinJesus rents those well-hung penguin costumes to the wealthy housewives. Sometimes he even takes it out in trade. uh huh.
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bernadette still likes to line dance to country music....while playing a tuba
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ssander9 here is a true womanizer. His first score dates back to when he was only 12 years old. His mother was 35, by the way, and she doesn't regret a thing!
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Well four fingers here was one of those kids who was actually born with an extra finger beside the pinky, thus living a life where they felt obligated to adopt all cats that had extra toes.
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Rowan has found out as he ages that for him to continue having sex, he has about the same amount of sucess playing pool with a rope.
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tropicdiver bought such a large supply of Viagra, he sends e-mails to everyone in the world trying to get some of his money back.
that's right everybody, it's him!!! |
PJ started the ´Penile Enlargement´ spamming trend way back in 1986 when he used to do mass mail-outs to his whole family.
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When bundy saw pj start spamming it gave him an idea thet doing chain letters on the internet would be awesome and asked pj for spamming lessons
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ssander9 is really a serial killer who after he slaughters his victims, he takes chunks of there body and fashions them into car parts. he almost has a whole car
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Daniel wish his name was spelled Danelle and that he could squeeze into a size 5 dress and not look silly walking down the street in 5" heels.
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tropic has a fetish for seeing guys dress as slutty wenches in heels.
*fuckin' people now a days* |
flyman, it's OK to get in touch with your, umm, homosexual feelings. and if you enjoy refering to your `friends' as whitesnacks, believe me, it's OK with all of us. ;)
(don't worry pal, it'll blow over..............wait, oh no, did I say blow?) :D |
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anyways......paddyjoe is a master at the art of photography. too bad he likes to take shots at his buddy's and not of them. (you my friend are now on my list....bwahahahhhahaaahaha):D |
Flyman looks for whitesnacks in the pastry isle of the supermarket.
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splck secretly hordes the stock of whitesnacks from the shopping public as he knows of their street value. He plans on selling them on e-bay at a 500% markup under the login name of "kittenclaws"
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JumpinJesus uses that name to hide the fact that he really is a TeleVangelist who drinks way too much sacremental wine - and is therefore unable to jump.
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wry has just discovered how to manipulate text... expect all of his entries from this point on to be in italics, underlined, scrolling, big, small...etc...
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Bundy has yet to figure out how fully manipulate text... he wants italics. He knows how to change the colours of his text, but the italic trick eludes him.
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<marquee direction>splck doesn´t like text manipulation</marquee direction>
<marquee>because it gives him A HEADACHE</marquee> <center>so there!</center> |
I saw bundy kissing Santa Claus
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WK enjoys bathing in horse shit.
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said the dude who has to clean WK's backside...
....and shovel all the horse shit outta the tub too. |
the fly is Canadas MORNING MUSUME fan club president.
(don´t know who they are...think J-POP - times 15) |
dang...too slow!
I know bundy is this quick around the ladies, too. |
hehe......PJ is slow with the ladies
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The fly is a non-starter with the ladies.
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splck is an agressive self-starter with or without the ladies.
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Conclamo Ludus rubs baking powder on her.....errrr i mean his testicles.And then wraps em' up and throws em' into the garbage can.Now happy that she...errr i mean he is one step closer to freedom. (I dont get it either)
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Pendejaidiota's not so secret secret is that he confuses the hell out of people.
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JumpinJesus can't jump.
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ssander9 is actually a 12 year-old kid who likes to pretend he's 45 so we all think he's cooler than us.
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Conclamo Ludus fondles all of his sweaters nightly
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Sweaters just feel so good.
"MuTuaL" is an ancient Choctaw Indian word for sweats-like-a-pig. |
The Conclamo Ludus Nook is under investigation by the national authorities since there have been several ritual sacrifices recently at the hands of the foul many-headed snake.
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bundy likes to suck on toes...
too bad that they are his own. *shudders* |
Flyman "tongues" his beer bottle when he drinks..
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splck says this cuz he gets a kick outta whatchin' dudes tongue thier beer.
weirdo.... |
flyman wishes it was socially acceptable to lick the plate clean when dining in a restaurant.
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anleja hopes that one day it will be socially acceptable to scream obscenities at everyone in fine restaurants...
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Bundy likes Mark Latham.
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Meridae´n likes Fred Nile
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Bundy went to Coogee to pray at the post that looked like the Virgin Mary. Twice.
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Meri voted for Fred Nile. Twice
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Bundy uses a paint stripper to peel his sticky sleeper jammies off.
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freemen is a smurf
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baaa is Gargamel (sp?)
and he doesn´t respect Mangina Guy (kevin) |
bundy looked forward to the rectal exam part of every physical he has taken.
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Midlandmadman REALLY ISN'T MAD AT ALL!
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MuTual is really a cow!!! get it? MU! MOO! hehe.
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areikitten is the thundercat everyone was ashamed of and kept in the basement. Panthera would come down and visit her in the night.
Thunder THUNDER THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO |
belt has a collection of ISOs from every edition of the rocky mountain news for the last year...
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Uncle Phil only buys his clothes from the women's Big & Tall shop. No one knows why except for him and bundy.
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thats right Ludus... and that secret is going to stay between Phil and me.
meanwhile, down the street at the entry to the Ludus Di$co, the owner, Con Clamo, is discussing with the fashion police why they should let him keep his ´70s themed day disco open... they want to convict him of encouraging serious fashion mistakes amongst his customers. |
Bundy thinks Pauline Hanson got off lightly
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thats not a secret.
Meri cried when Amity came last in The Block. but he´s really happy her cute little whiny voice is on that Toyota Echo ad. |
Bundy bought Gazza and Wazza's apartment and turned it into a shrine.
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Bundy truly loves one thing and one thing only, French Poodles.
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C Ludus still listens to lp records on his old man's turntable.
....get with the times pal....we all now cassette tapes are where it's at. |
flyman is in love with me.
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no, meri, flyman is in love with me!
Meri still pines for Sara-Marie...(from Big Brother 1)... hmmmm...yeah.... |
weirdo...eerrr....i mean bundy wants someone to love him.
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weirdo... i´m crushed... is that what this thread has come to...
well, flyman thinks that Marty McFly is a really nice guy, who lives down the street from him... WAKE UP FLY, that guy is just your dealer. |
bundy is the dude who lives down my street and parades around as Marty McFly dealin'.
*if the weirdo hit your heart strings i'm sorry.* *do you still love me?* |
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