I bowl in the Paul Bunyan Invitational almost every year.
PB&J's are better.

Unclephil will NOT go into a building that has a thirteenth floor, that is named as such.

would you?

...who's profitting off this research? Oh, wait, I have to go to tilted paranoia... (Yes, sir, why not?)

I am not privy to any of up's remaining secrets, sorry, but here's a guess:
Last Wednesday night, on his way home from work, he ran over someone's cat: instant regret followed by a lingering satisfaction.

hehe...

that wasn't me; that was YOU!!!

It's as you say...damnit!

Ourcrazymodern secretly smuggles water out of swimming pools in every town he visits. Well am I right?

Sharon share alike, they call her...

Sir Lance just called his boss a poopyhead.

mixedmedia is secretly... only one media! Horror!

For revealing my most desperately held secret, Sharon must now die. :lol:

:eek: :eek: :eek:

;)

Sharon both fears and hopes that she'll soon be insane.

OCM? can't remember what it's like to be sane. The tree still owes him some ice cream because of the business contract they made with the moon.

777 is worried that OCM might not believe him - because the truth is that he was the "tree" who made him sign the lunar contract...

(I see you're now insane! Yay!)

Sharon arranges her life around the phases of the moon.

I have to, it was part of the terms of my business contract with it. And besides, most women have to arrange or schedule their lives to some degree around a time period similar to that of the lunar cycle. :LOL:

"Ourcrazymodern?" is actually "Theirsaneantique!" but is going under a pen name.

Sharon wanted to trip the light fantastic but she settled for bowling.

mixed has legs that go all the way up and make an ass outta her.

Fly doesn't want the world to know that actually... he DIDN'T fucking change it.

sharon once rode "one trick pony..."

Uncle Phil has been through the desert on a horse with no name.

mixedmedia was actually the nameless horse in question.

..stone...

Uncle Phil is stoned.

maybe, but what if?

Sharon wants very little, but can't get it to her satisfaction.

...and ourcrazymodern? is not stoned. :eek: :lol:

(Not today. Damnit)

mixedmedia once created an artwork entitled "Jello, pudding, pudding". When it didn't turn out as she wished, she ate it.

Ourcrazymodern is known in certain circles as "Skidmark". To lessen the blow, he tries to trendify it: "Skidmarq"

sharon don't need no lubrication

:D

Fly did, on our last encounter. He's a little "uptight". ;)

(Tight = good)

Sharon prefers making sense.

Ourcrazymodern prefers not making sense.

...& relatively soon I'll be there.

Sharon still has the baby-doll that she loved as a little girl.

I do!! I have quite a few soft toys from my younger days.

Ourcrazymodern has a secret, elaborate set of "Off-The-Wayside" toys that he keeps under his bed for, ummm, helping him get to sleep at night.

...truly sleeping might be beneficial...

Sharon has a cab waiting for me.

Ourcrazymodern has a cab waiting for him.

:lol: stop! :lol: (I've never taken a cab in my life)

Sharon glows in the dark without trying: This is why she doesn't go out at night.

Ourcrazymodern stalks glow-in-the-dark people.

Well, they're easy to find! (Will you have breakfast ready when I get there?)

Sharon hides her fear.

shoot, ocm? just hides...

uncle phil loves getting his belly button licked.

hey, that's true!!!

sharon has an ongoing thing with the "Knack..."

I'm their Sharona!! :love:

Uncle Phil is really Dr Phil. Yes, him. That infernal self help guy.

(i think i'll call you sharona from now on)

Sharon LOVED orienteering.

Ourcrazymodern used to sabotage orienteerers by switching their maps with blatantly incorrect ones.

Sharon makes an annual trip to the Himalayas and throws snowballs at the yeti.

SirLance assists me in my mission by turning the snowballs yellow.

Sharon is in the middle of a torrid affair with SirLance and his pet Yeti, Bob.

SirLance wants everyone to believe the affair is with him and his pet Yeti, Bob... it's actually only with Bob.

sharon wants to be my nurse...

...or maybe just to nurse you.

unclephil is fasting using lemon juice, cayenne peppers, and molasses...

Ourcrazymodern has filthy dreams about Smurfette.

(I hated the smurfs.)

Sharon is considering coming to Winnipeg.

Ourcrazymodern is having delusions about me considering going to Winnipeg.

(Yeah.) (heavy sigh)
(Have you ever shorn sheep?)
Sharon wouldn't come even if an airplane ticket appeared in her mailbox(postbox?} ...Wednesday?

Ourcrazymodern is having a torrid affair with SirLance. I spotted them when making out with Bob.

I still can't believe you didn't intervene!

Sharon's affair with Bob isn't all that torrid.

Ourcrazymodern's affair with SirLance must have been pretty torrid, because he he obviously wasn't around (or didn't notice) the shrieking when I was being impaled with a large piece of Yeti meat in places the sun don't shine.

Sharon thinks the big white hairy one is Bob.

...how imaginary...

SirLance had trouble in middle school: Money changed hands and all was forgotten.

Uncle Phil bought as many Marilyn Monroe body pillows as he could find.

777 sold Uncle Phil the body pillows. Not only that... he rigged one up with a spy camera so that he could watch him. Sleeping. At night.

my sharona, you still got those raggedy old petit-pants you used to wear over your scarlet leotard at ballet class?

I have many "petit pants"... some so petit they are hardly there. ;)

Uncle Phil isn't really a frequency modulator... he's an amplitude modulator.

Sharon was raised by a pack of wild nuns in the lush, green forests of Bavaria!
True!

Sultana's been trying for years to get rid of that nasty in-grown banana.

Ourcrazumodern has a huge problem with cockroaches, he owes them money.

They're not alone, they have each other...

Shadow_fire is still trying to sew his shadow back on.

How did you know about my shadow sewing issue?

Ourcrazymodern owes the cockroaches money due to a foray into insectoid furry he had years back

...oh, the tarantulas! Those aren't insects.

The strange structures inside orchids give Shadow_fire erections.

OCM? sold me out to Sharon about the plans to install spy cam in pillows. For this, you must die (activates self-distruct in OCM?'s pillow cam).

777 is really that Agent Smith guy from the Matrix.

Sharon sometimes restrains herself in order to confuse people about how clever she actually is...she may be an alien.

OCM?, you still got those posters of that blue cow hanging in your bedroom?

(Yes...? Do you miss them?)

In a recurrent dream, uncle phil is often chased by dogs.

(put me on a leash, sir!)

OCM likes being put on a leash.

my sharona, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

uncle phil, time to put away those knee-length argyle socks and pink converse high-tops...

sah - WEET!!!

Is that a deep dark secret in a foreign language?

unclephil quiere que me quite la ropa.:D

OCM uses an online translator service, he doesn't actually know Spanish.

It came from a phrase book for tourists...

Sharon espera que me quite la ropa.:lol:

Have a hayday!
(See, I don't even know english! heh)

OCM hopes that it clears the clothes to him. Whatever the hell that means.

guess you gotta duck when you run under the clothsline...

Lol.

Uncle Phil wishes he looked like his avatar.

Sharon has an obsession with Strawberry Shortcake. Not the cake... the doll.

She has wallpaper, dolls and furniture all in in a Strawberry Shortcake theme... she just can't get enough of the little doll. Sadly here scratch and sniff underware no longer smell like Strawberries. This doesn't stop her from accosting strangers and asking them to smell her panties.

Charlatan actually enjoys devouring those edible underwear.

ocm? just gave away his own closely guarded secret lust for edible panties as Charlatan didn't say anything about edible panties. :D

mixedmedia only wears edible panties.

Everything Sharon wears is edible. This is because it is made of pampas grass. We feed her clothes to Bob. Quicker than doing laundry.

As a teenager, SirLance monitored the growth of his penis and graphed it.

Ourcrazymodern did the same... unfortunately the graph peaked sooner than he wanted. :D

() ...later
Sharona's mouth got washed out with soap so often as a child that she can still taste it.

OCM keeps a jar of his urine beside his bed. It isn't that he is too lazy to get up and go to the toilet. He actually filled the jar in the bathroom.

No, the jar is there because he just likes the look of it.

Charlatan is afraid to tell you how he knows about OCM's urine jar...

...because Sharon will kick his ass. :lol:

Dang I've been busted. mixedmedia doesn't want to tell you whose urine it really is...

Busted?:lol: Is this another "sexist issue"?

Sharon is still playing house in her mind.:thumbsup:

ocm? likes to play mind in his house. :crazy:

(just as if I have a mind!)

mixedmedia wears clip-on earrings.