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she says she hates spit, but secretly theres a fetish...a very gross spit fetish.
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SSJTWIZTA is actually a 40-year-old accountant in DesMoines.
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Charlatan forced me to love him, and I won't be pressing charges.
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OCM is a poet....and don't even know it.....
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fly...hehehe...fly...hehe...fly...(i just can't...)
/me falls off chair... |
phil just can't follow through..............
c'mon phil........do it!!!!! |
in all actuality, fly hates marijuana.
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ssjtwizta hates punk and loves Barry Manilow... but just likes to play along 'cause the only people he's been able to find that will actually hang out with him are Punks and Emos... and we know how he feels about Emo.
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Charlatan can't choose his colors without using emotion.
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Thats not just a random spider! its OCM!
he was involved in a freak mutation accident involving highly experimental teleportation machines. (original, huh?) |
SSJTWIZTA knows where he's coming from.
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OCM can bend his thumbs in weird angles. This isn't the secret though. The secret is that he had elective surgery so he could do this.
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Charlatans avatar is of himself, is disbelief that anyone would have the balls to call him "a punk-assed bitch"
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SS dresses secretly like a "punk-assed bitch" in women's clothing........
pink clothing too............ |
it's really no secret that the flyman has always preferred his pantyhose to be of the crotchless variety.......
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The reflection off of paddyjoe's left spectacle lens....
blinds mean people from speaking.... |
ring has a pair of tan shoes and pink showlaces, just like mine...
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uncle phil once considered marrying his 3-iron, but finally decided they should just remain good, umm, 'friends'
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pj eagerly awaits the wrath of the 3-iron...
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When Uncle Phil says he's golfing, he's really talking about miniature golf. Shhhh!
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badnick once banged his head around the inside of the liberty bell...
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unclephil claimed he pissed on my foot.
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OCM is actually a top secret agent... and may possibly kill me for revealing this.
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blahblah454 doesn't know the meaning of "blahblah".
Merci, blahblah! |
OCM pisses in the shower
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I like to do it standing up.
Fly enjoys the lime light. |
Spiders are pretty much standing up all the time, aren't they? Which explains why OurCrazyModern shot both Lincoln and Kennedy.
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pop sees clouds in his coffee...
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You thought Marilyn was dead? Uncle Phil keeps her in his basement so she won't age prematurely.
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jewels is so vain...
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uncle phil is not.
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OCM is an armed guard at Fort Knox.
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jewels produces and distributes her own milk (with captured cows) - tax-free.
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Jetee,spreads joy and color,to any and everyone, who is fortunate enough,to meet him.
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ring spreads her own brand of joy, to each and every one of us...
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spreading about like an eagle, unclephil extends a chummy and lighthearted phrase to exact a thought we all had precisely...
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the jet longs to be known as a shark...
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old-timer phil might be one of the only people around who knows what that means.....
besides me... crap! |
and pj's a jet all the way...
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If we could bottle uncle phil's patience, wisdom and humor,
the world would not lack for anything. |
ring makes my ego 'splode...
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Uncle Phil touched me in an indecent place. I liked it at first, but the preferred my Aunt Phil do the touching. Then... WOW. She gives good touch.
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poppinjay only pops pills
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fly once poured out half a bottle of cold beer onto the sidewalk for no apparent reason...
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uncle phil told the fbi that kid was his nephew.....
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lotsofmagnets is a 13 year old living at home, but due to his his intellectual, stimulating conversation has fooled the entire TFP.
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Medusa has an interesting hair-do.
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I can't tell because I promised to keep it a secret.
I hear it is a gustatory delectable delight, and will try some soon. |
ring thinks more than two people can keep a secret...
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Uncle Phil enjoys swimming with the sharks.
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jewels is Billy Jean's lover
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abaya remembers "The Legend of Billie Jean..."
The Legend of Billie Jean - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
ELP might know where we're going with this...or else I can't believe he doesn't.
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Ourcrazymodern? has deep secret places that have a
"do not disturb," sign on them. (and that is just as is should be, and okay..and all that.) |
Ring enjoys Dane Cook comedy specials.
Sorry, Ring. |
RG is a pacifist...
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uncle phil buys and collects Marilyn farts off e-bay. He stores 'em in the glove box of his 'vette, and only lets his 'special' friends smell them.
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pj wishes he had bought said 'vette before i sold it last weekend...
(sorry, joe, but it was time...gonna miss her...) |
uncle phil lost his marbles and sold his vette
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Fly escaped from Broomefield Intermediate School for the Criminally Culpable.
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Poppinjay spoons his stuffed Snoopy every night in order to fall asleep.
http://www.eweshop.co.uk/images/Snoopy21cm.jpg |
jewels is an optimist even when she's not feeling optimistic.
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ottopilot is a commie pig. With herpes.
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RetroGunslinger always thought he'd get some body.
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OCM killed Mothra... oh no there goes Tokyo.
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Otto uses his boat to dispose of dead hookers... and his deepest darkest secret is that his boat runs on biodiesel.
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Will is actually a 13 year old asian female that wants to follow in Wing's footsteps.
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s-man hoards robitussin...
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uncle phil was the inspriation for Ann Landers's term, "funny uncle".
Funny that way. |
Poppinjay ..oh heck..I can't think of anything to say.
ummm his secret is that he is .... shoot...I'll tell y'all later...cuz it's a good one, I promise. Quote:
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ring is the reason why George is a curious little monkey.
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murph can't look up...
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phil drools when he's sleepin'.........soggy pillow the next day
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People say to Fly, " I wish I could be a little human on your wall sometimes."
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ring passes out on the lawn, too.
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SSJTWIZTA thinks he has a corner.
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All the Z's that come out of OCM's head at night are stuffed to capacity in various closets around the house.
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When no one's in the house...ottopilot snacks on Doritos and cottage cheese.
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Baraka Guru is building a spaceship in his basement. He watched Wallace & Grommit, and now has a hankering for some of that Moon cheese.
http://www.nemac4.com/3d_Images/rocket.jpg |
Kramus was one of those that got raped by a seaturtle in the 80s.
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luc had an original thought...once...
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unka phil will sometimes just out of the blue sing happy birthday to his wife in his best monroe voice and do a little wiggle. (I imagine she gives a little squeal.)
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girldetective refuses to choose Jiff.
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ottopilot tastes better than he sounds.
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Ourcrazymodern?, has the most amazing taste buds.
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You can find Ring around the rosie.
And sometimes around the tub. |
PJ wears ginch to bed........
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Fly explodes upon the scene
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girldetective has some trouble staying undercover.
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ocm? owns a blackberry...
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the unk is a geo slut
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what is a "geo?"
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uncle phil keeps a finger on the pulse of today's edgy hispter slang
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Ottopilot drives a Ford Pinto.
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/me still wonders what is a "geo..."
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unka phil is a geography slut, and I suspect the winner of a spelling bee in his youth.
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GD dosen't even have a freakin' mahnifying glass...........
.......and yes...........iv'e beeen drinking |
fly is a teetotaller... he just plays a beer-drinking, dope-smoking fiend on the Internet.
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Charlatan hasn't slept in weeks, having to feed his addiction to images of Joan Rivers.
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