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unclephil despises all novelty jukeboxes.
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Jetstream loves boiled broccoli.
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Laugh-O-Matic has sexual fantasies about brussels sprouts!
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(Shoot! I have those; the flavor!)
SirLance has made passes at people he didn't actually want. |
Ourcrazymodern? has made passes at non-people! Worrying.
(is it wrong that I also have fantasies about brussel sprouts? Especially frozen ones?!) |
Sharon makes more sense than she wants to.
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Ourcrazymodern? once shot a man just to watch him die ...I could be confusing you with Johnny Cash, mind.
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Blue_eyes actually has no eyes, but the reference still stands.
Her eyes click to show are blue. ;) |
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mmmkay, to the best of my utter lack of knowledge, even when the insane Jetstream is being incredibly immature, has the ability to sound amazingly mature. :) |
Blue eyes enjoys anal activities... but not sex. She just loves doing a #2. :D
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lmao!!! (did I mention I love you yet today?)
Sharon is a social worker. |
OCM? likes to dress up in spandex and run through peoples yards, sprinking pixie dust and singing "Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la!"
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(Yeah, but guess where the dust comes from.)
SirLance refuses to expose himself. |
OCM exposes himself and refuses to put his clothing back on.
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And???
Sharon used to step on cracks... |
OCM is a chick.
that's it. |
Fly jumps out of Bday cakes in a g-string on Sundays :D
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blue_eyes secretly goes by the nickname "Bday cakes".
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Sharon has a birthmark in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev on her head.
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Fly can't distinguish sexes.
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but ocm? doesn't really care coz at the drop of a dime he swings anywhich way.
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Blue_eyes doesn't have blue eyes, they're actually a freaky red colour, assumed to be blue in the dark.
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Despite the name, Laugh-O-Matic is secretly a miserable bastard.
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I love Sharon, but she rejects me.
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Sharon knows that OCM is really a transgendered fruit bat, which is one of many reasons she prefers SirLance!
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Heh, we'll have a long, hard talk if you overcome your fear of flying.
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OCM? is actually a sane person living in the 1790's.
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Laugh-O-Matic thinks there are time warps.
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SL, still wearin' that old pair of hopalong cassidy socks?
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SirLance isn't... but uncle phil is.
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Sharon had a dream the other night in which she wasn't the wittiest person in the room and woke up screaming.
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OCM? had a dream too. But it involved him hopping around in a flowered apron baking apple pies and singin' to songs from the 40's, and hence, not really worth much thought.
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L-O-M emulates the tar baby...
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Uncle Phil thinks he has a gun in each hand. And wears clothes.
Wrong! :D |
Blue eyes is really Sylvester the Cat in disguise.
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SirLance is addicted to chihuahuas.
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Is not helping me out in "predict"....
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When he's not changing his diapers, Zooksport collects yoyos, gum and boogers.
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blue_eyes wears tinted contacts...
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Uncle Phil puts lifts in his shoes.
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777 puts socks in his pants. :D
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Sharon does not...... hehehehehe
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Zooksport2's chip on his shoulder is actually very small.
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OI! stop spreading rumours!!!
OCM loves poetry... sort of |
Zooksport2 loves OCM?... sort of
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Eeeraq is so upright it's impossible to tip him over.
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OCM spends his Friday nights picking fights at the Dairy Queen. His favourite method of pissing people off is stealing peanuts from their Peanut Buster Parfait and saying, "I just LOOOOOVE peanuts!"
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Charlatan sleeps in a tub full of grapes.
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Sharon, on the other hand, sleeps in the horses' stable. None of the horses feel safe going near her.
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L-O-M has a pet bat in his belfry...
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(Why was I told I should boycott this thread?)
uncle phil likes bats. |
OCM? was the one who finally killed Kenny.
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LOM how many times have I told you? It's the red underwear and cape...doesn't fool anybody, but I KNOW it's not your fault. ;)
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blue_eyes eyes are actually violet.
(wait - that belonged in "say something nice...") |
OCM? loves trees. He speaks to them regularly and gets turned on by their phallic shape.
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When L-O-M walks through the woods there are penises everywhere.
(I like bushes, too) |
When OCM? walks through the woods, however, 'trees' fall...
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That's only because I'm not as good as a conservationist as I would be.
And it's like a hobby for the sons. Laugh-O-Matic is empathic. |
OCM's pajamas...don't fit.
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ItWasMe keeps chocolate bars in all her drawers, and in every room to keep her cravings at bay.
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How did ya know that?
777 secretly desires a pet striped bunny all his own. |
ItWasMe is actually one of Queen Elizabeth's pet corgies. He found TFP while searching for doggie porn. Man, do they spoil those pups!
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C'mon! Tell me I'm a bad dog. Please! I'm begging you.
SirLance is not an authoritative master. |
Ourcrazymodern? really is a bad dog. This one time, at bad dog camp...
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only one time?
by himself? shame on you, lankrypt0... |
uncle phil has no nephews or nieces.
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Sharon has a secret ambition to write a children's book, so that she may lure the kids into her oven for supper.
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777...really only has 8.
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ItWasMe was a quality control inspector for a whoopie cushion factory.
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Tri-7 smokes salmon after sex.
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fre wore the seat out of his sleeper jammies...(sbds turned deadlier than he thought...)
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...only 'cuz he had a lighter...
uncle phil has blown my skirt up, several times. |
OCM wears a skirt. Sometimes with nothing else underneath (!)
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yes, but only while bowling.
Sharon wishes she'd used that plane ticket. |
OCM? counterfits coupons for free sundaes.
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777 spent the last 5 years secretly tracking OCM's counterfit coupons.
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Luciian wants to spend a winter up north...
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Uncle Phil is really Marilyn Manroe, after a bit of surgery...
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Ishmal has never admitted to a "typo..."
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Uncle Phil is really an anagram for Lech Lupin, who is often seen on Dateline's "catch a predator" specials....
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SirLance in not really knighted at all...
He just changed his name at the licencing offices, like Sir John Hargrave. |
Ishmal is really just an anagram for "lamish"... which suggests he's kind of lame... or "l'amish" which sounds like a posh description for someone who shouldn't really be using a computer.
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Sharon isn't really a waitress...she's a secret agent.
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ItWasMe is a chronic abuser of cheese in grocery stores.
When asked why she did what she did, she replied, "It felt Gouda to me!" /hides |
when Fre is feeling rebelious.........he sits on the right side of his couch.
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Fly is the tiddly-wink champion of Lake Placid.
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SirLance is actually a totem pole.
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Bashmeol watches Barney.
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itwasn'tme still has her "barbie-doll" collection downstairs in a trunk...
every couple of weeks, she'll sneak down and play house with them when she thinks no one is around... |
Uncle Phil has a doll collection too, they are life-sized and anatomically correct...
.. GI Joe's.... |
SL still has his original "tube" of tinker toys and he has used the fact that he builds a different structure every day with them on his numerous applications to engineering school...
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when phil is tellin' his stories of his golf games(usually at Moe's)..........he's actually got his sorry ass on his couch,watchin' the golf channel..................he puts all the players names in a hat(i know...fucked up eh?)........pulls a name out......and whatever score buddy has,phil goes to Moe's and yaps all about his great day on the links.
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Already picked on uncle phil...so...
Fly reads romance novels. And cries at the happy endings. |
Itwasme is really a talking frog...
...um, i guess thats a typing frog! |
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Phil tried to use his captain's bars as a belt buckle once, but he just couldn't make it work....
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SirLance was once on a tv show...long long ago. With a short man with oily dark hair...and two girls named Laverne and Shirley.
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