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SirLance thinks PETA is a type of cheese.
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Isn't it like GOUDA?
Ch'i has a zen based navigation system. He finds someone who looks like they know where he's going, and follows them... |
SirLance created a Chia pet from a mold of his own penis.
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Mixedmedia is really a Swiss Spy. Now that all the world puts their money in their Swiss acounts, the small neutral nation will use the intrest they've collected to raise the largest army made up entirely of PMCs (Private Military Companies), and take over the world! We're on to you MixedMedia :p
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if it wasn't for bad luck, 777 would have no luck at all...
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Uncle Phil makes candles...out of people.
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and they aren't even good candles...
Zeraph thinks there are only three kinds of people in this world: people who can count, and people who can't. |
Ch'i be workin' for an avatar...
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uncle phil is suspiciously keen...
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Ch'i does not move his lips in synchronization with his words when he speaks. Apparently this appeases the Kung Fu gods, who have blessed him with a very nice fighting style.
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Kramus uses a straightening iron to unkink his pubic hair. Amazingly he has only burned himself once.
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Charlatan is currantly in trouble with the Gurkha Contingent of the Singapore Police Force.
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777 has violent tendencies toward stuffed animal like objects. He was banned from Disneyland for eviscerating Mickey Mouse.
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Zeraph thinks bathrooms are overrated.
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Ch'i makes his energy balls do all his homework
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous |
Ch'i really wanted to use the screenname "Ki" instead of "Chi", but lost something in the translation, and has never been the same.
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777 has never rolled a seven in his life.
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ch'i hasn't seen the new line of sleeper jammies yet...
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Phil became obsessed with sleeper jammies after he stole mine and found out how comfortable they were...
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C'hi... I don't know what that post was about... but thanks :D
Lady Sage is really me. |
Speculation has abounded for years, but Sage truly was one of the original Spice Girls, Third World Despot Spice. It didn't work out.
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mixedmedia has a pathological phobia of pants.
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Ch'i only chews twice before he swallows...
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uncle phil swallows without any thought of consequence.
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Chi bought a supposed toe nail clipping from ebay because he thought it belonged to bruce lee, when he found out it didn't he ate it.
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Zeraph's avatar is a self portrait. SNAP!
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ch'i thinks that when he farts it makes him run faster.
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Farting doesnt make you run faster??? Oh, sure, dash my hopes to dust why dont you!
Zeraph used to make a living in tough times impersonating Marilyn Monroe. |
Lady Sage is a fanstastic person!
Lady Sage has a gun to my head...help...:eek: |
It's really Ch'i holding a gun to her own head, in such a manner, that it looks like someone else is holding a gun to her head :p
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It wasnt a gun it was a banana... I reserve such true violence for... well....
777 is a lactose intolerant vegan. |
My love the truth must be told...... Lady Sage likes to go streaking through the park at midnight singing corny George M Cohan songs.
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Pan is a closet nudist.... the curtains can be open the blinds can be up and streaking through the house he goes.... what the neighbors must think!
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LS got high on oregano.
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While Zeraph was doing aspirin and warm coke...
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SirLance was awarded the nickname Kiwi because after his first time getting high, he proceeded to eat an entire can of Kiwi shoe polish. |
After an exhaustive image search, I found that Ch'i is actually hot steamed rice. I was hoping, er, maybe he was steamy hot.
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Oh, so rare the chance to roast Elph.... I am so giddy I can think of nothing..... but wait!
The green of Elphs complection is not from envy... oh no, never that. She has an insane love for guacamole! She even uses it for facials!!!! |
The Lady Sage has always been extremely jeolous of my 'lawn' complexion, but she cannot entice me to reveal my secret skin care formula.
The Lady mistakes vegetables for spiritual guides and on some occasions they are a bit "recreational" if ya know what I mean. wink, wink....nudge, nudge :eek: |
Elphaba has entrusted her very soul to the dictations of an avocado.
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Ch'i is undercover for the highly conservative "Keep Those Jammies Buttoned Up" or KTJBU (which can't be pronounced in any useful way).
He has heard the rumors of Flyman's ass appearing regularly in this locale. |
Elphaba has a massive toe jam collection. She has mason jars full of her own, colour coded of course, but her prize exhibit is her celebrity collection.
She has the toe jam of Simon and Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix and John Bonham. |
Charlie likes to dress up as a geisha girl...........
*wierdo* |
For years Flyman had been buying oregano from his connection thinking it was killer bud.
When he found out and bought some real bud, he went back to the oregano. |
hahhhaha.........good one pan
*bastard* pan is actually........now get this..... Yoko Ono. yup she's tryin' to bring back the peace in Johnny's name. you go girl. :D |
flyman is the only person to ever attempt to snort a cheeseball (cocain and cheese). The results, as you can tell, were disastrous.
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Ch'i wants you to think his name is chinese for internal power, but really he just sneezed when he was signing up...
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Actually, ch'i means unorthodox.
Sirlance once contemplated the idea of streaking during his own wedding. |
Ch'i streaked through the opening ceremonies of the Olympics this year.
He didn't stand out among the weird costumed skaters, though. |
Fremen is a secret agent for the Spacing Guild, and a double agent for the Bene Gesserit.
No spice for you Fremen. (I need to stop reading so much...) |
Ch'i's blade has chipped and shattered. He's switched to steal now.
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777 secretly wanted to be named &&&, but his Shift keys weren't working the day he signed up for TFP. :D
And holy crap, Ch'i... that was geeky... GOOD geeky, but geeky none the less :D |
Whenever Sage is feeling down, he reads his the line under his screenname "Life is an Exciting Adventure", and feels much better. :p
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777 has a secret desire for fresh Paul Simon toejam.
Makes note to bring an extra mason jar on the 29th |
Elphaba killed Dorothy.
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It can mean both actually,
"Ch'i, the character used by Sun Tzu to describe the force that works in conjunction with the regular army, means "weird, strange, wonderful, rare or odd," according to the standard Matthews dictionary of classical Chinese. The military-oriented translation by Samuel Griffith renders "ch'i" as "extraordinary." Another translator calls it "surprise" force, and yet another, "the unorthodox."" SirLance thinks he's an undercover agent for the NFL and has made many secret gadgets in the guise of footballs which he thows wildly whenever he sees a baseball player, or worse, a soccer player because they threaten the integrity of the name football. |
Z sleeps with his sleeper-jammies open in the back...
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Thank's Zeraph. :thumbsup: When I was signing up for TFP I was reading Sun Tzu's Art of War. And I thought it a good name.
uncle phil puts the laughter back in slaughter. |
Ch'i sleeps with Nunchuks under his pillow.
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777 will only eat chips upsidedown.
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ch'i does not want an avatar...
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Uncle Phil can't see Ch'i's avatar. This is because he is neither metaphysical nor unorthodox. He is, however, the little old lady with the biker voice in the identity theft commercials.
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SirLance only gets motivated in the month of September...birth, marriage, first home...
The remaining 11 months are rather disappointing. |
Elphaba turned me into a newt!
...well I got better.... |
Ch'i is delusional about the getting "better" part. A newt that does tricks is clever, but not better.
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Elphaba caused a tornado to hurl a house from Kansas to land on her sister, the Witch of the East. They had a bitter sibling rivalry.
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777's real name is 888.
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Mixedmedia really only uses 1 media type. ogg vorbis. snob. :p
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Crack wants to live life like his hero Sam Kinison......
The weird part is he chose to live the part where Sam was a Pentacostal preacher. |
Pan stole those sunglasses from a blind begger on the subway. The begger turned out to be an undercover cop. The rest just goes downhill from there.
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ol' numbers still needs help putting his feet into his sleeper-jammies...
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Uncle Phil is really a stripper in DesPlaines named Bambi Bambalona.
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SirLance enjoys baby seal clubbing every Tuesday.
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Ch'i is really a dyslexic, narcissistic deutchlander.
His user name was actually supposed to be "Ich." |
SL is a grandmaster at hopscotch.
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Zeraph has a secret collection of rubber duckies that he squeaks while he showers and sings the "Rubber Duckie" song.
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Lady Sage can juggle tic-tacs on her tounge.
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Ch'i plans to be the next Bruce Lee. He meets with his plastic surgeon on the 21st.
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777 ate nine.
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Will, while pledging his frat.... femma gimme thi..... was told to dress as a woman and hit on the dean.
He did, but the flattery he recieved from the dean made him forget he wasn't really a female. |
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Pan imagines there's no chocolate, it's easy if you try. |
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Will has a secret crush on Elphaba's avatar. He's waiting for the titty board pics of her/it. |
Naw, Will is just grateful that I returned to my "nice" witch avatar. "Bad" witch was giving him nightmares.
Speaking of nightmares...Pan is having a recurring dream that the greatest musician of all time, and one he worships, is Barry Manilow. |
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Actually, it reminds me of Carmen San Diego. Elphaba is delighted to know that the lollipop guild does not condone the war in Iraq. |
Willravel never had tea parties when he was young. Instead he courted a tribunal in order to ascertain the identity of his teddy bear's attacker.
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Ch'i buys Curious George dolls and makes them not so curious anymore . . .
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Chi was the leader of the lollipop guild.
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Lady Sage's avatar is a cat she kidnapped and is holding it for ransom. The avatar is proof the the cat is alive.
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ol' numbers still plays with lincoln logs...
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And uncle is deadly serious about those golf numbers; no playing about it.
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Elph read a book once.
When she realized the book never told her why she needed to see Dick run... she sent letters to the publisher asking how dare they sell such pornography. |
pan bought Ben Roethlisberger's bedpan on eBay. He wanted them to send it to him still full, but unfortunately the local HazMat team nixed the idea......
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Paddy likes to go to local area nursing homes to meet women, however, he got banned from one last week for stealing panties. |
LS encourages PJ to steal the old-timers' sleeper jammies and send them to her...
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uncle phil watched Alexander. He then proceeded to hurl Oliver Stone into the sun.
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What can I say?? Sleeper jammies are soooooooo warm and comfy and winter is coming... Where I live it can be temperate like fall/spring all winter or it can lay a smack down on you.
Chi is really short for Chiapet. A nic name Chi once earned because he still believes if he eats seeds they will grow in his stomach and he will start sprouting vegetation from every pore. |
Lady Sage's real name is really Lady Bay Leaf, but that doesn't slide off the tongue very well.
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