LS has a worm farm, and to keep top quality she gives each and every worm a kiss before bedtime.

Zeraph learn this by stocking Lady Sage :o

21 can't keep his pants up 'cause of all the bananas stuffed in the pockets.
He's happy to see you, too. ;)

Fremen thought he'd make his own spice. Unfortunetly he made it out of sand and cinnamon which caused him to have diarrhea.

Zeraph's giraffe had a calf that laughed at his staff.

I once went to UP's house to steal a pair of his sleeper jammies to hold for auction but I found SL sniffing a pair and ran away.

Lady Sage has been accused on numerous accounts of having violated the space of others in order to smell their ears.

What can I say? Earwax turns me on... *barf*

Chi was once a nude model for college classes on drawing the human form.

Which LS knows because she takes those classes just to see . . . other artists.

Z cannot walk backwards and chew gum at the same time...

Uncle Phil used to be my Aunt Philomena.

the mixed one once threw caution to the winds...ask her about it sometime...

UP's recent angelic revelation from the angel Sleepy has caused him to write "The Book Of Jammies" and found a new religion called "The Church of the Holy Doctor Dentons"

SirLance has an obsession with jammies.

Ch'i has an obsession with jam. Strawberry/rhubarb is his favorite.

Elphaba used to dance and sing along to her Donna Summer's Bad Girls album and pretend she was the Disco Queen.....uhhhhh, or was that me? :rolleyes:

No, no, you sang I will survive while wearing the afro wig, fishnets, leather corset and spike heels.

Lady Sage is inconstitutional.

"People" you are really starting to annoy me...please get your facts straight for once...

Disco Queen

There are *way* too many hot babes here that remember 'disco'. You know who you are. :eek:

:lol:

That is adorable....but the ending is so sad.

the mixed one once tried jumped off the back steps holding an open container of flypaper...that's why her nose looks a little funny...

Chi is going to be the purple people eater for halloween

First one here, but here goes.

Lady Sage is going to dress up as a Right-Wing Evangelical Christian for Halloween.

Intense1 knows the meaning of pain.

Oh wow... a pagan dressing up like a christian..... frightening

Chi got the idea for his aforementioned halloween costume from watching someone pop a boil in a public bathroom.

Lady Sage owns a parrot.

And sometimes wishes she DIDNT!!! :lol:

Chi is trying to raise money to have plastic surgery to look like Bruce Lee

Lady Sage recycles old jokes. :thumbsup:

Yeah, I am old what do you expect Fresh material?

Chi is up past his bedtime and should be punnished... where are all the dom women when you need them?

Lady Sage once drowned a flownder.

Ch'i once found enlightenment but it made his butt look big so he put it back.

MixedMedia is a Soduku addict. He's been robbing news stands across the city in search of more puzzles.

777, aka 21, aka LLL, is a gigolo who has thus far married 2,134 women over 80. He's been widowered and left large sums of money 2,133 times, and is currently shopping the black market for a succinylcholine overdose.

SL pretends to have been in the military because one time he got so drunk he had sex with a cactus. The resulting wounds he blames on shrapnel.

While it's true that the Z is a young herpaphile, he is possesed by Bob Marley's spirit. This is why he often starts singing "Don't worry, be happy" at random intervals. Most recently, he was asked to leave a requiem mass because of this behavior.

He went to a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out the priest was possesed by the the spirit of Bunny Livingston, so the exorcism didn't work out too well.

SirLance doesn't realize that Don't Worry, Be Happy was actually recorded by Bobby McFerrin and not Bob Marley. ;)

And in his spare time he knits fluorescent-colored jockstraps for the homeless.

Hey, the homeless need jockstraps too!

Mixed remains blissfully unaware that Bob Marley's ghost working through Zeraph actually propagated the urban legend that he wrote the song.

But that's OK because Mixed is actually a Yugoslavian nun named Sister Shuster.

Sirlance, after losing a bet, must stick a quarter up his nose every time he hears the word "tamalé."



tamalé, tamalé, tamalé, tamalé.

Chi burned all of his tastebuds off permanently after eating a very hot tamale. Everything tastes like cardboard and paper mache paste to him now.

Oh Chi what did you start?

Medusa heavily peppers his/her food because every thime he/she sneezes he/she has an orgasm.

Tamale Tamale Tamale Tamale.....

Lady Sage is jealous of Medusa...and so am I. :mad:

Tamale Tamale

Mixed gets turned on by the Llama song and runs around naked covered in cool-whip.... Thats just sick man!

Tamale Tamale...

Lady Sage has been stealing my lines :p

And here's your change... ahhhhchooooooooooo!

Triple (6*2)+1's real name is Yorro. Oh, if only his mom had gone 1 more letter up the alphabet!

SL thinks he is a necromancer so every day at dusk he jumps and dances around his old pet hamster's gravesite with a skull in each hand yelling at the top of his lungs "Speak to me spirits!".

Zeraph saw SirLance in action with his crystal ball. He's a diviner you know.

777 peed himself the first time he went to a haunted house...

When Lady Sage mentions Phyllis Dillar, we will all know the truth. :)

Halloween is the only day of the year Elphaba doesn't have to dress up!

Z fought the law and the law won...

UP once lost an appendage in a horrid potato peeling incident...

Lady Sage once stubbed her toe in a horrific clogging incident.

mm lost her cookies while biking over the st. pete bridge...

Uncle stows a couple of cookies in his jammies for a midnight snack.

Elph has nightmares about being chased by knife wielding cheese wheels...

LS has been out of work for some time. Her high school career counselor advised her that there wasn't much demand for dinosaur trainers, but she just wouldn't listen.

SL was that mean career counselor and he told all of us kids back in the day that all we would ever be good for was donating ourselves to science!

Lady Sage offered to donate her "parts" to science, and was shocked when she learned...well, you know.

OMG you said youd never tell!!!! In that case...

Elph once lost her nose after being kicked by a cow for pulling its tail... due to the fact that no human noses were available... the attached the nose of a collie!

LS still wears those little "pom-pom" thingees on her sneaker laces...

Unka Phil never believed it when the Village People sang, You Can't Stop the Music, for deep down in his heart he knew he could. muahahahaha...ha...ha

MM keeps ALL nail and hair clippings to one day make an entire lover out of it.

Zeraph is unnerved on laundry day.

Chi tried to go deep sea fishing in his bottle of Tide.

SL once owned a 1971 AMC...

Uncle phil shat on a turtle.

Chi only pretends to like battlestar galactica. He actually secretly hates it!

Zeraph used to secretly spread blasphemy, although its no secret now.

Ch'i spreads phlegm.

Elphaba makes me sneez.

Ch'i will only eat cheese that's spelled Cheez.

Mixed Media is lactose intolerant and spews milk out her nose whenever she tries to drink it.

LS tried to join the French Foreign Legion. When they asked her name, she said "Beau Geste," and they said "You jest!"

SirLance dabbles in jeu d'espirit.

MM smells of elderberry stems!

Zeraph rolls in brimstone before dates.

You have to when you date demons!

LS knows that because she is one of the demons ive dated.

you'll never get my soul you tricky demon! :D

Witches arent demons :p

What life did we date in?

Zeraph has identity disorder, he sometimes confuses the life hes living with one hes read about...

it was that one life where no one had invented shoes yet, those were silly times!

sure youre a witch now but all witches used to be demons.

LS has amnesia, she can't even remember past lives! have you ever heard of such a thing?

Z once ate a tadpole, on a dare, in his elementary school parking lot...

Uncle Phil has a secondary brain located at the base of his tail, which may be responsible for controlling the reflexes of his dance muscles in the tender, rear portions of his supple body.

GH's mother actually named him "little wiener".

he wasn't too fond of this name so,he gave himself the enlightening handle that we all know of to this day.

way to go GH.........atta boy.

Fly prefers Bacardi to Panama Red.

SirLance,on other forums,goes by the name.........miss lucy.

Fly, on other forums, goes by the name Zig-Zag.

MM dresses like Ronald McDonald when she has sad days.

Lady Sage's secret hobby is translating rap songs into dead languages and then recording them. 'Taint heard nuthin' till you've heard Lady Sh'nizzle sing Let a Ho Be a Ho in Coptic.

the mixed one danced with a floor lamp at her last hallowe'en party...

uncle phil created a line of sleeper-jammies that let out a nice smelling flower scent whenever someone farts in them.
He's made money hand over fist.
You might say unca p. is stinking rich.

:thumbsup:

Fremen stacks pretzals 6 feet high all over his home. He doesn't know why he does this, but his poker buddies love all the handy snacks.

Bernadette gets all her pennies from heaven

SirLance throws all his pennies away hoping to get into Heaven

deezel is really in Pascagoula, MS.

MM is a blind commercial airline pilot!

the mixed one never once wore underwear in third grade...

that's cuz phil stole them, and sold them to japanese vending machine companies.

777's REAL user name is 888. 777 is just an alias.

SirLance goes around singing "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone.

Fremen is Debbie Boone.