fre keeps a blow-up doll of mindy in his closet...for those special monday night retrospectives on nickelodean...

uncle phil should certainly know about closets.......been in one how many years now?

paddyjoe keeps buried deep in <i>his</i> closet a video tape of him performing Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain" at the local Moose Lodge on Karaoke night. The real secret is that the video tape is well worn as he watches it every time it rains.

JJ is too afraid to take off those spects and look at the world through his own eyes

the nuke wishes he could look at the world, period, 'cause his only eye is that third blind one...

Phils third eye only opens for the Titty Forum.

tecoyah's avatar is really something located on his body where the light don't shine

feelgood is trying to see up a girl's skirt, unfortunately for him, he just realized it's a shim. :eek:

Fremen has a secret compartment in one of his closets. The contents? Well, let's just say that Fremen has never seen a chewed up wad of gum he didn't pick up and over the years has sculpted a striking likeness of Dick Van Patten.

Jumping jesus came before the jesus christ. Only that the "incrediable" jumping jesus religious didn't take off, so the jews had to go back to the drawing board...

feelgood has a fixation with "me..." (the jury's still out...)

uncle phil is really aunt phyllis. Well, once he has the money to pay for it...

combatmedicjen has a secret crush on both Snake Eyes AND Destro... Scandalous...

baldrick is really the 3rd blues brother but their manager deemed that alien blue brothers wasn't really gonna be a good fad

feelgood is wondering if a 350 lbs woman was really a good choice for his first experiment in 'facesitting'

Ahhh, shaggs is just pissed that feelgood didn't pick him for the 'facesitting' experiment.

paddy's avatar was his breakfast today

nukeu666 was an experimental military prototype of new solider that is suppose to be like duke nukem. But turned out to be a mix breed of linux and quake 3 gone bad...

duke nukem, gi joe, feelgood's got 'em all...

uncle phil makes the dresses for feelgood's action figures. They then have a fancy tea party where everyone sticks out their pinkies whilst holding their little plastic tea cups - filled with pepsi, of course.

of course, jj prefers holy water in his little plastic cup...

uncle phil is very familiar with little plastic cups, as he's continuously adjusting his.
;)

Fre knows this cuz he just can't seem to take his eyes off of phil's member........

Actually, flyman is the founding member of the member of the month club. Phil's member may be the newest member. Fremen needed to celebrate!

paddyjoe sends out bulk rate flyers every month that are very good replicas of the "member of the month" club flyer. He is in a dire competition with flyman to steal members from his member of the month club. After being snubbed by flyman at the pilot meeting, paddyjoe has vowed revenge by mailing out erroneous information to members. Recent paddyjoe flyers have indicated that all members must bring with them one jar of salted nuts while another chastised all members who don't wear boxers. Some members of the member of the month club took offense to these flyers. Not on the grounds of what was said, but that the flyers did not arrive wrapped in latex envelopes. Flyman is incensed.

Ohh poor J.J. He just never heeded their advice to not take the brown acid.

tsk, tsk.

Paddyjoe likes to watch Oprah and have a good cry.

chromanin is seceretly dating a tomato against the wishes of his very conservative parents. However, while dating said tomato, he is also cheating on it with a cucumber from next door..
Oh for shame!

Homey_V likes to torture plants.
He especially likes to force watermelons to grow into squares.
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Fremen is a Marxist and likes to eat kittens...

Homey V shot the Sheriff.

chromanin taped the r kelly sex tape

AntoineMartinez taped Chromanin taping the R. Kelly sex tape.

PL once taped himself to a chair...in chorus...while the little chunky kid was singing..."ave maria..."

Uncle Phil plans to go as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween

Meanwhile, amonkie plans on ambushing phil/Marilyn dressed as JFK, to see what he would do for his country. ;)

Fremen often dreams of dressing as a woman, and seeing how many unsuspecting men will vie for his attention.

the bird in Paddyjoe's avatar is really paddy joe from a past life

Amonkie dresses like a Wookie for Fury sex day at the mormon convention in Pain, Iowa.

Ofirethorn likes to take the pitcher plant seed and plant it in the ground before the new elementary school is build and watch the plant eat children after 6 months