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keep him the hell away from your toys. |
joe here is bitter cuz his folks never gave him any toys as a child.
they didn't even do puzzles with him.......maybe that's the reason he can't concentrate on anything other than hammerin' the hell outta me. |
flyman knows a thing or two about hammerin'.
He gets hammered every day up on the roof. :D You can decide which kind of hammerin' though, dear readers. ;) |
Fremen has at LEAST three TFP profiles and spends alot of time arguing with himself about burning issues.
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Too easy. :lol: |
JJ likes to throw melted butter on my--I mean dobster's ass because he confuses me (damn) him with a lobster.
/mmmmm, lobsterrrrrrrrr *drools* CRAP :D COA likes to wait til the last second and insert his post inbetween the dumb guy that forgets to refresh his page's post. :lol: Carry on.....:thumbsup: |
Fremen likes to lurk around and then act dumb.
wait....is it an act...hmmm |
paddyjoe's back porch is lined with the skins of squirrels which he has named after Disney characters. He is particularly fond of 'Woody' and 'Bashful'.....
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ngDawg is actually his white nickname from his black friends. And when I say his black friends, I meant black men that he meets in bathroom stalls almost daily looking for some action
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feelgood thinks that person in my avatar is a dragqueen....
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n-dawg likes to dance nekkid to the Shoop Shoop song while chugging warm pina coladas.
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said Mister Margarita...........
Fre wears lime green tights and always pushes ngdawg outta the way to take the spotlight at all the dragqueen contests. |
flyman's drag name?
Amanda Lay |
Jumpin' J's drag name is......Susie Creamcheese.....
you should see the heels he sports....... |
Flyman gets excited whenever he starts thinking of Susie Creamcheese. He seems to focus on it's high heels for some reason.
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City of Angels is Soy Bomb.
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Jumpin Jesus deliberately misquotes Spinal Tap, so as to not appear too obsessed.
"Oh yeah, 'these go up to 12' heh..." |
dobster is SO obsessed with Spinal Tap he can quote the dvd commentary....
"....he's dead now..." "....I sold it on ebay..." |
ShaniFaye attends buffets so that she can get the naughty feeling by pretending to 'steal' the food.
("snicker snicker! I'll get noticed and thrown out! tee hee...") |
Some how knows that a scorpion will sting itself to death if you pour whiskey on it's back.
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(Ya Haaa Haaaaaa! read my next post in that thread)
avhg1 will spell this with capitals only if s/he gets past Rookie status. It'll be a form of personal recognition. "I don't need their 'tilted' title. I gots my own agenda!" ps don't know where these quotes are coming from. I'm just picturing a back story to these secrets i guess. |
dobster needs a life if he's looking up signature in the dictionary
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AntoineMartinez frequently fantasizes about what sex with Chewbacca's sister.
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Tophat665 actually prefers to hang out in the middle.
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splck looks forward to the day when the Wookie Sex dvd arrives in the mail.
doo-hoooood! |
Fremen did it all for the Wookie.
the Wookie. the Wookie. the Wookie. And he can take this wookie, and stick it in.... Well, that's really none of your business, now, is it? |
Tophat has no ears to hold hat on head... i dunno........
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arriana played Ginger on Gilligan's island.
*damn was you a hottie* ........she was doin' the proffeser eh!!!! |
Though fly thought Ginger was a hottie, it was Mrs. Howell he rubbed one out to after school. :eek:
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Fremen has been on a 3-hour cruise since 1971.
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joe likes to deep fry oreo cookies..........
*freak* |
although flyman had a secret thing for Ms. Howell....that spider episode scared him so badly he couldnt wank for week...to this day if he sees a spider he loses the ability for an erection for weeks
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../bigspider.jpg
Shani likes spiders......... :D lotta work to get that shot.............hope you like it |
awww heck...you ruined your ability for sex all weekend just for a picture for me :icare:
flyman is truly in my opinion the sweetest man I've never had the opportunity to converse with (but dont let that get out of the TFP realm and you DIDNT hear it from me) |
Shani is scared to let people know that they didn't hear it from her.
*:icare: plants wet one in appropriate spot* Shani also likes to pick the spots too......... :D |
Flyman is secretly waiting for ShaniFaye to get someday get tired of Dave so he can come and whisk her off her feet, and they'll run madly off into the sunset together ;)
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amonkie is a good storyteller.......
she and Dave have somethin' on the side too......... |
Flyman is a teetotaller. All that beer you see in the pictures? Crystal Lite.
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Flyman is a stunt double for tv weathermen. You know all those people who go tumbling across the road during live storm coverage? That's him.
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