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paddyjoe 11-10-2004 04:52 AM

The fly always enjoys a good 4-way. Lessee, it's fly, his 2 hands and his 2 feet.


Limber freak!!!

paddyjoe 11-10-2004 04:53 AM

hehehehe....5-way!

uncle phil 11-10-2004 01:05 PM

pj has five thumbs...

Lefty04 11-11-2004 01:29 PM

Uncle Phil and Aunt Martha were never actually married.

uncle phil 11-11-2004 01:37 PM

lefty's jealous...

paddyjoe 11-11-2004 03:54 PM

uncle phil makes his grilled cheese sandwiches with the cheese on the outside.

JumpinJesus 11-11-2004 04:05 PM

Ellen DeGeneres learned how to dance from paddyjoes "Learn to Dance at Home in 10 seconds or Less!!" instructional DVD.

A lesser known fact is that if you click on paddyjoe's thumbs on the main menu, a secret bonus feature can be viewed. It shows paddyjoe in a squirrel costume dancing with a giant acorn to Joe Dolce's "Shaddup You Face"

Fremen 11-11-2004 06:34 PM

Unfortunately, when JumpinJesus used pj's dvd to learn the Lambada-the Forbidden Dance, the police arrested him for lewd & lascivious acts with his neighbor's pecan tree.

Get a room, dude. :D

JumpinJesus 11-11-2004 07:06 PM

Fremen, I have never yet thanked you for bailing me out on that one. I owe you!

And also, The bark on my walnut tree has finally grown back so you can come back whenever you like.

Um, have I said too much? :D

Jonsgirl 11-11-2004 09:08 PM

JumpinJesus doesn't jump at all. And I have it on good authourity that he isn't jesus, either. :lol:

Lefty04 11-12-2004 05:31 AM

Jonsgirl picks through chex mix and only eats the pretzels. (She also shot a man in cold blood just to watch him die, but that's not important right now.)

uncle phil 11-12-2004 01:27 PM

lefty's never been to reno...

Charlatan 11-12-2004 01:29 PM

Uncle Phil hates cars and loves to walk everywhere... though he does post pictures of himself standing next to his neighbour's cars to hide this fact.

pinkie 11-12-2004 02:30 PM

Ummmmmmmmmm....................

No.

tecoyah 11-12-2004 03:23 PM

Pinkie is named after the digit that slipped....and caused an interesting form of sexual game to become popular. Thus becoming very popular at parties.

JumpinJesus 11-12-2004 04:22 PM

tecoyah likes to eat Alpha Bits cereal. He forms naughty words in his spoon, says the word out loud, giggles, then eats the word.

"Poop. Hehehehehehehehehe."

He doesn't know that his activities are being recorded by Homeland Security.

Fremen 11-12-2004 05:25 PM

JumpinJesus intercepts the recordings so he can get him a copy to post on http://www.AlphaBitsComputerCodingForBeginners.com
He and his colleagues secretly rule the World with their coded cereal creations.

I'm your buddy, right? ......Ri..ght?

JumpinJesus 11-12-2004 07:01 PM

Fremen is once again attempting to sabotage my plans, but that's okay.

We're onto him, too. Only he doesn't know it.

Wait......



*slaps forehead*

Lefty04 11-13-2004 10:43 AM

JumpinJesus is actually a Puerto Rican sky diver.

sierrajunkie 11-13-2004 01:59 PM

lefty is so fat it affects his self esteem

Zeraph 11-13-2004 02:05 PM

Sierrajunkie is so stupid that he didn't realize lefty04's dark secret is that he is actually a righty.

uncle phil 11-13-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fhqwhgads
Does he enjoy tripping old people at the park? Does he lick the silverware before the dinner guests arrive? Does she like to make ferret noises when she has sex? We want to know!

Of course, if you don't know the previous poster personally, you'll just have to make something up...

Let the mud fly.

let's keep in mind that this is not a flame-throwing thread...there is a difference...

paddyjoe 11-13-2004 03:58 PM

uncle phil always saves his flame throwing for when he sits on the john


(frickin jalapenos)

Zeraph 11-13-2004 04:02 PM

Gah! I was skipped, now I may never know my darkest secret.

*Shakes fist at uncle phil*

uncle phil 11-13-2004 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph
Gah! I was skipped, now I may never know my darkest secret.

*Shakes fist at uncle phil*

no one in this thread is "stupid..." or "fat..."

Grumbling*Girl 11-13-2004 05:00 PM

Has a Surname of McCracken.

Fremen 11-13-2004 08:38 PM

Grumbling*Girl takes out skaterpunks with a ball bat while driving to the beach on weekends.

AntoineMartinez 11-13-2004 11:19 PM

Fremen is still trying to pass the last runner in the boston marathon

Lefty04 11-15-2004 07:11 AM

AntoineMartinez last clipped his toenails during the Clinton administration. (The first one.)

uncle phil 11-15-2004 12:58 PM

lefty keeps those clippings in a jar inside his medicine cabinet and sometimes uses them for satanic purposes in the middle of the night...

AntoineMartinez 11-15-2004 01:11 PM

uncle phil is really an aunt

uncle phil 11-16-2004 12:53 PM

tony martin really IS a rookie...

tecoyah 11-16-2004 01:04 PM

uncle phil is in reality a norwegian midget named Schroeder. He had surgery as an infant to extend his hight , but, alas his parents ran out of money after just one leg. He has been labeled a womanizer in guatemala because of an incident involving a Nun named Gartemella, and only flavors his food with Lowrys seasoning Salt.

phils Sisters best friend once ate a hard boiled egg....with a spoon, on a boat in some guy named Pedro's back yard.

paddyjoe 11-16-2004 03:51 PM

tecoyah is down to only 17 pills per day. His doctor took him off the little green diamond shaped one, but unfortunately, it was the one he needed most.

Fly 11-16-2004 05:07 PM

joe eats skwerlz...........fuck if I know WHY anyone would want to eat a skwerl when there is perfectly fine beef,chicken,pork and fish out there.

...oh yeah.........splck makes one damn fine deer steak too...........


joe wishes he could come eat a real deer steak,instead of a skwerl steak.........


*you're lucky bud.......i could keep goin' here eh?*

BlitzkriegKommt 11-16-2004 07:14 PM

On a good day, flyman only eats three kittens, kills five panda bears, burns 100 thousand acres of rainforests and destroy only one nuclear power plant. That is of coarse if he is feeling good. On a bad day... well I don't wanna get into it.

Fly 11-16-2004 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlitzkriegKommt
On a good day, flyman only eats three kittens, kills five panda bears, burns 100 thousand acres of rainforests and destroy only one nuclear power plant. That is of coarse if he is feeling good. On a bad day... well I don't wanna get into it.



i can see the kittens,bears and power plant....but,......

i'd never hurt the rainforest.......plants eh :thumbsup:


BlitzkriegKommt was hittin' the wobbly pops the night he came up w/ his screen name.

see......he was actually pukeing his brains out and could hardly focus on the screen so......the name he was hopeing for was BlitzkreigVommit.

at this moment..he's in deep denial.

Fremen 11-16-2004 08:50 PM

fly likes to suck the coating off of peanut M&Ms, and then he stuffs the nuts into his nutsack, which he keeps in his drawers. :p ;)



/mind.....meet gutter.......gutter.....mind

JumpinJesus 11-17-2004 08:28 AM

Fremen sneaks into flyman's drawers, grabs his nutsacks, and feed his nuts to unclephil's squirrels.

He does this with a rather large grin on his face.

uncle phil 11-17-2004 05:05 PM

JJ stole my skwerls from the flyman...


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