The fly always enjoys a good 4-way. Lessee, it's fly, his 2 hands and his 2 feet.


Limber freak!!!

hehehehe....5-way!

pj has five thumbs...

Uncle Phil and Aunt Martha were never actually married.

lefty's jealous...

uncle phil makes his grilled cheese sandwiches with the cheese on the outside.

Ellen DeGeneres learned how to dance from paddyjoes "Learn to Dance at Home in 10 seconds or Less!!" instructional DVD.

A lesser known fact is that if you click on paddyjoe's thumbs on the main menu, a secret bonus feature can be viewed. It shows paddyjoe in a squirrel costume dancing with a giant acorn to Joe Dolce's "Shaddup You Face"

Unfortunately, when JumpinJesus used pj's dvd to learn the Lambada-the Forbidden Dance, the police arrested him for lewd & lascivious acts with his neighbor's pecan tree.

Get a room, dude. :D

Fremen, I have never yet thanked you for bailing me out on that one. I owe you!

And also, The bark on my walnut tree has finally grown back so you can come back whenever you like.

Um, have I said too much? :D

JumpinJesus doesn't jump at all. And I have it on good authourity that he isn't jesus, either. :lol:

Jonsgirl picks through chex mix and only eats the pretzels. (She also shot a man in cold blood just to watch him die, but that's not important right now.)

lefty's never been to reno...

Uncle Phil hates cars and loves to walk everywhere... though he does post pictures of himself standing next to his neighbour's cars to hide this fact.

Ummmmmmmmmm....................

No.

Pinkie is named after the digit that slipped....and caused an interesting form of sexual game to become popular. Thus becoming very popular at parties.

tecoyah likes to eat Alpha Bits cereal. He forms naughty words in his spoon, says the word out loud, giggles, then eats the word.

"Poop. Hehehehehehehehehe."

He doesn't know that his activities are being recorded by Homeland Security.

JumpinJesus intercepts the recordings so he can get him a copy to post on http://www.AlphaBitsComputerCodingForBeginners.com
He and his colleagues secretly rule the World with their coded cereal creations.

I'm your buddy, right? ......Ri..ght?

Fremen is once again attempting to sabotage my plans, but that's okay.

We're onto him, too. Only he doesn't know it.

Wait......



*slaps forehead*

JumpinJesus is actually a Puerto Rican sky diver.

lefty is so fat it affects his self esteem

Sierrajunkie is so stupid that he didn't realize lefty04's dark secret is that he is actually a righty.

let's keep in mind that this is not a flame-throwing thread...there is a difference...

uncle phil always saves his flame throwing for when he sits on the john


(frickin jalapenos)

Gah! I was skipped, now I may never know my darkest secret.

*Shakes fist at uncle phil*

no one in this thread is "stupid..." or "fat..."

Has a Surname of McCracken.

Grumbling*Girl takes out skaterpunks with a ball bat while driving to the beach on weekends.

Fremen is still trying to pass the last runner in the boston marathon

AntoineMartinez last clipped his toenails during the Clinton administration. (The first one.)

lefty keeps those clippings in a jar inside his medicine cabinet and sometimes uses them for satanic purposes in the middle of the night...

uncle phil is really an aunt

tony martin really IS a rookie...

uncle phil is in reality a norwegian midget named Schroeder. He had surgery as an infant to extend his hight , but, alas his parents ran out of money after just one leg. He has been labeled a womanizer in guatemala because of an incident involving a Nun named Gartemella, and only flavors his food with Lowrys seasoning Salt.

phils Sisters best friend once ate a hard boiled egg....with a spoon, on a boat in some guy named Pedro's back yard.

tecoyah is down to only 17 pills per day. His doctor took him off the little green diamond shaped one, but unfortunately, it was the one he needed most.

joe eats skwerlz...........fuck if I know WHY anyone would want to eat a skwerl when there is perfectly fine beef,chicken,pork and fish out there.

...oh yeah.........splck makes one damn fine deer steak too...........


joe wishes he could come eat a real deer steak,instead of a skwerl steak.........


*you're lucky bud.......i could keep goin' here eh?*

On a good day, flyman only eats three kittens, kills five panda bears, burns 100 thousand acres of rainforests and destroy only one nuclear power plant. That is of coarse if he is feeling good. On a bad day... well I don't wanna get into it.

i can see the kittens,bears and power plant....but,......

i'd never hurt the rainforest.......plants eh :thumbsup:


BlitzkriegKommt was hittin' the wobbly pops the night he came up w/ his screen name.

see......he was actually pukeing his brains out and could hardly focus on the screen so......the name he was hopeing for was BlitzkreigVommit.

at this moment..he's in deep denial.

fly likes to suck the coating off of peanut M&Ms, and then he stuffs the nuts into his nutsack, which he keeps in his drawers. :p ;)



/mind.....meet gutter.......gutter.....mind

Fremen sneaks into flyman's drawers, grabs his nutsacks, and feed his nuts to unclephil's squirrels.

He does this with a rather large grin on his face.

JJ stole my skwerls from the flyman...