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uncle phil likes my nuts.
yup folks.....it's that easy. |
fly has "pipe dreams..." (if ya know what i mean...)
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Uncle phil is actually an old aunt living in Moskow right now. Previously a Russian prostitute, she is now assembling a plan to brainwash and conquer the world after which, the act of eating babies would be legal.
P.S. She like eating kittens too. I found all this in her livejournal. |
BlitzkriegKommt is the reborn Hitler, and he enjoys pineapples being shoved up his <insert random term here>
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Dirty is so drugged up on aerosol spray cans that he can't be expected to finish off his sentence, neither can he sustain his insatiable craving of imagining things going up people's butt, especially hitler's. :)
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BK is actually italian, not german...
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uncle phil is truly now an Italian history buff, because he last ate at the Olive Garden.
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paddyjoe had a very brief, torrid affair with Florence Henderson just 2 years ago after they met at a Wesson reunion convention. No word yet on why they split up, although paddy was heard to say, "She looks so much younger on 'The Brady Bunch' ".
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Jumping Jesus takes Cialis 3 times a day hoping for that 4 hour erection to happen....he's just not sure what to do with it should it materialize.....
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ngdawg was a roadie for Ozzy on the last Ozzfest tour. Ozzy kicked her off the tour because she was constantly blaring Korean lullabies at incredible volume during the middle of the night.
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JJ was a roadie for ABBA...
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Uncle Phil likes to touch himself while looking at squirrels that he dresses in dominatrix outfits.
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bendsley used to be the butler on "The Brady Bunch"...........until Alice came along that is.
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fly shaves his ass and pencils in the hair when he posts pictures of it...
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Let's just say that uncle phil is known among his friends by the nickname "Bic".
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I have it from good authorities that JumpinJesus is actually responsible for all the public toilet writings around the world.
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BlitzkriegKommt pays people to find out who is tagging up all the public restrooms.
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CityOfAngels has the ability to 'pop on command'.
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"toonces the driving cat" taught monkey how to drive...
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uncle phil isnt really your uncle.
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thinktank used to go by the handle dinkdank..........but his buddies always called him dink for short.
that's why he changed his name. |
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flyman goes by many names...his favorite being 'Richard'...... :lol:
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dick...hehehe
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envision, if you will, paddyjammies...
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....All over his "unlce's" floor
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Jonsgirl has purple hair.
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Todd is masturbating at this very moment.
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maestroxl is matching him stroke-for-stroke...
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phil here,only needs a couple 'o yanks to feel good.
he doesn't even wanna try to go stroke for stroke with these youngins'. *those damn centerfolds eh phil.....get ya' every time huh?* |
fly only wishes he had time to unfold the centerfold.
These days, just the slightest touch on his zipper makes him spray his man-paste in his Speedos. |
Back when he was in school, Fremen's teachers could never get him to stop eating the....ummm...'paste'.
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paddyjoe sold the horses to make that paste.
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Zeraph wielded a mean shovel in pj's barn...
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Uncle phil NEVER closes his 'barn doors'. He just never knows what he may attract.
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pj hasn't seen the inside of my "barn" yet; just the outside, with some of my toys...
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phil enjoys opening his barn doors and showing everyone his pet rooster.
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^ *whispers* She doesn't really grumble!
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elwood is really jake; he changed his name to get into the witness protection program...
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unca p. was in the W.P.P. but he didn't totally understand the concept about keeping it a secret.
He'd announce all his freebies he got from the Feds to potential dates, just to try to impress them, until he met the wrong person. Now he's typing in from various locations around the country, staying one step ahead of the mob. |
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