2wolves is actually one wolf.

he just plays with himself so much that he wishes there were another wolf.

*he has hairy palms too*

flyman can actually fly!!!

when he puts on his super hero costume anyway.

i bet someone has already said that in this many paged thread....

bernadette went back and read all 85 pages of posts to see if anyone had already said what she wrote.

CL checked...

uncle phil double-checked.

CL's real name is doubting thomas...

uncle phil is no uncle, he is an ant, a large space mutant ant.

Dilbert1234567 just learned to count to 7.

CL is pouring milk and making cookies in anticipation...

uncle phil doesn't really run a sleeper jammie factory.

it's a cover..............he works at wal-mart as a cashier.

that's where he gets all his jammies from

flyman where's sleeper jammies 3 sizes too small. He likes the "closeness" of the fabric.

CL measured the inseam for fly's "too small" jammies...

phil here............drinks weird beer....

and likes it too.

*good for you uncle mystro...........just don't take that corvette of yours out after the pops eh.*

fly will go out this year again, after Christmas, looking for a little ring-dang-do!

and i hear fremen will be happy to oblige


he told me that his passion in life was to be the best damn ring-dang-doer this side of east texas.

Flyman's darkest secret is that he picks his nose and eats it.

Viking has never gotten over being a verb, not a noun.

2wolves is a shopping mall Santa Claus.

CL likes sitting on big burly guys' laps and calling them "Santa".

fremen is a "big burly guy..."

Uncle Phil has ten walruses captive in his basement and has a tea party with them every evening while discussing world politics with them. I like kupo nuts... :D

Stiltzkin's automobile runs on the blood of the innocent.

aarchaon's political aspirations took a major blow, when secret photos were published of him wanking on his G.I. Joe collection.

Oh!!! The Horror!!!

joe here likes to wear fishnet stockins under his jeans at work all day.

he likes the way they make his ass look like a waffle pattern,and actually gives his "poor" wife an excuse to talk to him.

flyman once lusted to be a Brit until he actually met bonny Prince Charley.

2Wolves

2wolves parents are two wolves.

Averett has a third AND fourth nipple.

omega2K4 is actually a cream you rub on your ass to rid it of pimples

flyman's original need to be british started with brass rubbing.

hklong741's penis bends exactly 90 degrees to the left.

omega didn't get that new pair of sleeper jammies that he wanted for christmas...

uncle phil stole my pair of sleeper jammies that I was supposed to get for Christmas, bastard.

Omega wrote "Bimbo's of the Death Sun*"

2Wolves

*actual book

2wolves is actually a big 'ol pussy...................................................cat

fly's lips move when he reads the lyrics to the songs i post...

uncle p prints dirty lyrics on the labels of his womens' sleeper-jammie line.

Fremen got caught trying to smuggle illegal japanese "used" panties.

SVTO1Cobra was the one who "used" the panties

Jonsgirl was really the one who wore them last...