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2wolves is actually one wolf.
he just plays with himself so much that he wishes there were another wolf. *he has hairy palms too* |
flyman can actually fly!!!
when he puts on his super hero costume anyway. |
i bet someone has already said that in this many paged thread....
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bernadette went back and read all 85 pages of posts to see if anyone had already said what she wrote.
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CL checked...
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uncle phil double-checked.
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CL's real name is doubting thomas...
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uncle phil is no uncle, he is an ant, a large space mutant ant.
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Dilbert1234567 just learned to count to 7.
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CL is pouring milk and making cookies in anticipation...
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uncle phil doesn't really run a sleeper jammie factory.
it's a cover..............he works at wal-mart as a cashier. that's where he gets all his jammies from |
flyman where's sleeper jammies 3 sizes too small. He likes the "closeness" of the fabric.
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CL measured the inseam for fly's "too small" jammies...
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phil here............drinks weird beer....
and likes it too. *good for you uncle mystro...........just don't take that corvette of yours out after the pops eh.* |
fly will go out this year again, after Christmas, looking for a little ring-dang-do!
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and i hear fremen will be happy to oblige
he told me that his passion in life was to be the best damn ring-dang-doer this side of east texas. |
Flyman's darkest secret is that he picks his nose and eats it.
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Viking has never gotten over being a verb, not a noun.
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2wolves is a shopping mall Santa Claus.
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CL likes sitting on big burly guys' laps and calling them "Santa".
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fremen is a "big burly guy..."
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Uncle Phil has ten walruses captive in his basement and has a tea party with them every evening while discussing world politics with them. I like kupo nuts... :D
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Stiltzkin's automobile runs on the blood of the innocent.
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aarchaon's political aspirations took a major blow, when secret photos were published of him wanking on his G.I. Joe collection.
Oh!!! The Horror!!! |
joe here likes to wear fishnet stockins under his jeans at work all day.
he likes the way they make his ass look like a waffle pattern,and actually gives his "poor" wife an excuse to talk to him. |
flyman once lusted to be a Brit until he actually met bonny Prince Charley.
2Wolves |
2wolves parents are two wolves.
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Averett has a third AND fourth nipple.
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omega2K4 is actually a cream you rub on your ass to rid it of pimples
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flyman's original need to be british started with brass rubbing.
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hklong741's penis bends exactly 90 degrees to the left.
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omega didn't get that new pair of sleeper jammies that he wanted for christmas...
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uncle phil stole my pair of sleeper jammies that I was supposed to get for Christmas, bastard.
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Omega wrote "Bimbo's of the Death Sun*"
2Wolves *actual book |
2wolves is actually a big 'ol pussy...................................................cat
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fly's lips move when he reads the lyrics to the songs i post...
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uncle p prints dirty lyrics on the labels of his womens' sleeper-jammie line.
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Fremen got caught trying to smuggle illegal japanese "used" panties.
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SVTO1Cobra was the one who "used" the panties
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Jonsgirl was really the one who wore them last...
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