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Fly 12-17-2003 05:04 PM

2wolves is actually one wolf.

he just plays with himself so much that he wishes there were another wolf.

*he has hairy palms too*

bernadette 12-17-2003 05:17 PM

flyman can actually fly!!!

when he puts on his super hero costume anyway.

bernadette 12-17-2003 05:17 PM

i bet someone has already said that in this many paged thread....

Conclamo Ludus 12-17-2003 05:51 PM

bernadette went back and read all 85 pages of posts to see if anyone had already said what she wrote.

uncle phil 12-17-2003 06:19 PM

CL checked...

Conclamo Ludus 12-17-2003 06:20 PM

uncle phil double-checked.

uncle phil 12-18-2003 02:04 PM

CL's real name is doubting thomas...

Dilbert1234567 12-18-2003 04:24 PM

uncle phil is no uncle, he is an ant, a large space mutant ant.

Conclamo Ludus 12-18-2003 05:13 PM

Dilbert1234567 just learned to count to 7.

uncle phil 12-19-2003 01:59 PM

CL is pouring milk and making cookies in anticipation...

Fly 12-20-2003 05:28 AM

uncle phil doesn't really run a sleeper jammie factory.

it's a cover..............he works at wal-mart as a cashier.

that's where he gets all his jammies from

Conclamo Ludus 12-22-2003 12:47 PM

flyman where's sleeper jammies 3 sizes too small. He likes the "closeness" of the fabric.

uncle phil 12-22-2003 02:19 PM

CL measured the inseam for fly's "too small" jammies...

Fly 12-22-2003 07:38 PM

phil here............drinks weird beer....

and likes it too.

*good for you uncle mystro...........just don't take that corvette of yours out after the pops eh.*

Fremen 12-22-2003 10:07 PM

fly will go out this year again, after Christmas, looking for a little ring-dang-do!

Fly 12-23-2003 05:35 AM

and i hear fremen will be happy to oblige


he told me that his passion in life was to be the best damn ring-dang-doer this side of east texas.

Viking1064 12-23-2003 07:19 AM

Flyman's darkest secret is that he picks his nose and eats it.

2wolves 12-23-2003 08:42 AM

Viking has never gotten over being a verb, not a noun.

Conclamo Ludus 12-23-2003 09:25 AM

2wolves is a shopping mall Santa Claus.

Fremen 12-23-2003 01:01 PM

CL likes sitting on big burly guys' laps and calling them "Santa".

uncle phil 12-23-2003 01:54 PM

fremen is a "big burly guy..."

Stiltzkin 12-27-2003 12:54 AM

Uncle Phil has ten walruses captive in his basement and has a tea party with them every evening while discussing world politics with them. I like kupo nuts... :D

aarchaon 12-27-2003 04:40 AM

Stiltzkin's automobile runs on the blood of the innocent.

paddyjoe 12-27-2003 06:53 AM

aarchaon's political aspirations took a major blow, when secret photos were published of him wanking on his G.I. Joe collection.

Oh!!! The Horror!!!

Fly 12-27-2003 07:24 AM

joe here likes to wear fishnet stockins under his jeans at work all day.

he likes the way they make his ass look like a waffle pattern,and actually gives his "poor" wife an excuse to talk to him.

2wolves 12-28-2003 07:05 PM

flyman once lusted to be a Brit until he actually met bonny Prince Charley.

2Wolves

Averett 12-28-2003 07:19 PM

2wolves parents are two wolves.

omega2K4 12-28-2003 07:46 PM

Averett has a third AND fourth nipple.

Fly 12-29-2003 07:45 AM

omega2K4 is actually a cream you rub on your ass to rid it of pimples

hklong741 12-29-2003 10:18 AM

flyman's original need to be british started with brass rubbing.

omega2K4 12-29-2003 12:10 PM

hklong741's penis bends exactly 90 degrees to the left.

uncle phil 12-29-2003 01:51 PM

omega didn't get that new pair of sleeper jammies that he wanted for christmas...

omega2K4 12-29-2003 09:33 PM

uncle phil stole my pair of sleeper jammies that I was supposed to get for Christmas, bastard.

2wolves 12-30-2003 06:08 AM

Omega wrote "Bimbo's of the Death Sun*"

2Wolves

*actual book

Fly 12-30-2003 08:55 AM

2wolves is actually a big 'ol pussy...................................................cat

uncle phil 12-30-2003 01:21 PM

fly's lips move when he reads the lyrics to the songs i post...

Fremen 12-30-2003 08:31 PM

uncle p prints dirty lyrics on the labels of his womens' sleeper-jammie line.

SVT01Cobra 12-30-2003 08:39 PM

Fremen got caught trying to smuggle illegal japanese "used" panties.

Jonsgirl 12-30-2003 08:47 PM

SVTO1Cobra was the one who "used" the panties

uncle phil 12-31-2003 01:59 PM

Jonsgirl was really the one who wore them last...


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