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Uncle Phil only knows that because he was outside my window in the bushes last night.
Dirty Old Man!! |
Jonsgirl knew the dirty ol- er... I mean uncle p!, was in the bushes at the time. :p
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fremen is a peeping tom pervert freak
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fly thinks scales are something you scrape off fish...
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two words: genital warts.
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madp is actually mad cuz he pee's fire when he urinates.
get that looked at man....... |
(I actually consider that a super power, Fly. . .I fight crime in colorful spandex tights on the weekends, but I digress. . .)
fly likes to watch men pee (sorry, it was too easy) |
madp's super hero identity....Super Gay Monkey Freak!!!
His other "powers" include Kung Pow Feng Shui, supersonic snaps, and a keen sense of fashion. |
Jonsgirl once sent away two dollars to join the David Cassidy fan club.
2Wolves |
2wolves stole the Lindburgh baby.
And ate him. |
Phaenx is the man you know as "goatse".
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omega can make a guys stomach turn with one little word.
eeewwwwwwwww....................."goatse"..................eeeewwwwwww |
flyman was 'tubgirl's' photographer.
Broke that Sony in right...................................eh? :p |
pj's trenchcoat has no buttons...
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.........cuz uncle phil stole them to add to his collection of assorted five finger discount items.
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flyman thinks he senses when the plants are ready for harvest, but he always cuts too early and loses the whole crop.
Awww. |
Fremen, in case of danger he always brings his mum.
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2wolves never puts the cap back on the toothpaste...
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oohhhhhh........phil again.......
uncle phil doesn't use toothpaste....... he's into the sand and index finger trick. |
Fortunately, flyman never has to worry about capping the toothpaste, as he has not brushed his teeth in over thirty years.
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paddyjoe is too SLOW.........
and he can't type fast either |
Flyman has actually been smoking a preparation of organic carrot tops and dried mango leaves (a mild stimulant that helps one to see the iguanas that live in one's eyes.) All the stoner stuff is just a front. (Extra points if you know the source of that concotion.)
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Tophat keeps an iguana in his trousers, and feeds it live crickets and organ-meat pie.
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madp picks his nose and swallows it when he thinks no one is looking...
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Uncle Phil is currently engaged to Dr. Phil.
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cobra's hero is sylvester stallone...
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Uncle Phil's hero is Christopher Lowell
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Omega's favorite move is "The Omega Man."
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2wolves was the runt of the litter.
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fly is...well, just fly...
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Uncle Phil enjoys little fly-boys.:hmm:
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cobra is jealous............he wishes uncle phil'd give him a pair of satin sleeper jammies too.
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flyman wants uncle phil's satin jammies, too, but just to sniff at night before he falls asleep. it helps to knock him out for a long night's sleep. he sez uncle phil can have them back in the mornings, but only if he promises to wear them all day refreshing the scent.
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This morning, Bernadette's busy taking all those Christmas cards off the shelves and carefully putting them away for next December...Like she did last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that...
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Castex has a large and powerful ass.
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Madp refers to Tenacious D in his conversations approximately every 3.7 seconds.
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Sfizzio has sex with both members of Tenacious D on a daily basis.
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Cobra always has been afraid of his own user nick. But in a good way.
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2wolves eats dignity without a shred of popcorn.
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chingal0 doesnt actually have pink sunglasses
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