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bernadette knows very well that noone can ever follow in the Flys glorious footsteps.
secretly she just wants to see my hawt ass in stretchy tight material. sorry bd, its just not going to happen. /edit - and fly is once again too quick. |
bundy is here to disappoint...
come on... MORE HAWT ASS! <small>(pantyhose are optional)</small> ;) |
bundy secretly taped fly posing in his 'hose, hoping to one day learn the slick and stylized moves of one of the Pacific Northwests' greatest 'hose poser hoser. ;)
edit: BERNIEEEEEEE!!! bernie saves her beer bottles to one day have enough money to buy a Learjet. She'll do it by next year. :p |
Fremen is the perfect example of my target audience for marketing said 'Hose Poser Hoser' film.
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bernie is right.
i do seem to have dick on the brain... i can't believe i typed that. Bernies deepest Darkest secret is that when she finally buys that Learjet... she's going to go and pick up Flyman, Fremen, PJ, Astro, C-Lu, sd, stiltzy, GH, me and the rest of teh nonsense freaks (you know who you are!!), and have us all over for a party. but SSHHH its supposed to be a secret. you do know its at least a 18hour one way flight to my place in a learjet don't you? |
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bundy keeps sucking on those pixie sticks like they were candy. /confused little boy |
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Fremen secretly wishes someone would pose him in hose. |
paddyjoe is the frontman of the band,
Paddy Joe and the Pose-in-Hose Hoes. |
C Ludas is a roadie for joe and the hoes...........he's bitter cuz joe's got all the hoes,and he's always gettin yelled at
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He doesn't have to be so condescending all the time. Its tough being a roadie and we have feelings too. Flyman sings backup vocals. He's one of Joe's Hose Hoes.
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Conclamo Ludus thinks reagan is sexy
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feelgood actually stands for Freakin' Evil Elf Lovin' Gluttinous Odd Obssesive Dude. (Yeah I know there's an anagram thread.)
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Unfortunately, due to mml's tiny brain, he usually has no clue where he is. Like now.
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Paddyjoe so wishes he was where I am
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diddagirl thinks paddyjoe wishes he was "too far from him".
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Conclamo is still a secret agent from a secret agency sent to earth to destroy all the player haters.
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iamtheone would prefer to ogle fly in a pair of sleeper jammies (with the trap-door "open")...
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Uncle Phil is a player hater and must therefore be obliterated.
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Luckily, Conclamo has the assorted ray guns and death phasers to pull off such a job.
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joe here.....likes to bombard his fellow tfper's w/ the likes of photoshop and degradation.(especially me.................bastard........)
and he gets off on it.........sad,sad scenario if you ask me. .............bastard............. |
flyman actually truly loved the silkiness & feel of wearing pantyhose after being dared to don a pair for the amusement of the nonsense forum.
sadly, he now wears pantyhose all the time & has to fend off his fellow roofers cuz they think he's so damn sexy in them. <small>flyman, you're going to get me good one day... eh? ;)</small> |
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yes...one day... bern likes her men with hot asses and in pantyhose. |
Flyman has a hot ass, but by that we well ab0ve the average,
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Poor mml's keyboard burned out in response to flyman's 'hot ass'.
(just cover the next one man, it'll last longer) |
joe actually doesn't know how to have just one more for the road............when he says that....he means one more case...
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before flyman's guests come over, he usually pours water in his Coors Lite so they'll last longer......oh, what's that....that's how they taste normally? Oh sorry.
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pj dreams of genny lite...
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phil ol boy. Make that ride up I 81. C'mon, I'm buyin.
http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...enesee901b.gif uncle phil has good taste in beer! |
i'm really tough with those left-hand turns on I-90...and the "can of worms" wasn't as bad back when i lived in Greece...
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The hell with the lefties.
Let's hit the Dinosaur in Syracuse. Hey, maybe some NY tfp'ers are interested. |
paddyjoe 's right hand man's name is wristeena...........
she has a sister named palmela.......and a cousin named handula.... leave the lefties alone man... |
flyman is a fucking post whore in nonsense......
and he's an idiot too......... fucking double poster |
flyman likes to smoke what's he got. He needs to share more.
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iamtheone never asks politely. |
deep down, PJ really likes my art.
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deep down, bundy's only art is in the middle of a "p-art-y..."
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Uncle Phil really likes to be called Aunt Ophilia.
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Date the Banana actually lusts after plantains.
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mml uses his manjuice to baste his brisket on the grill.
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