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bundy 04-02-2004 05:47 PM

bernadette knows very well that noone can ever follow in the Flys glorious footsteps.

secretly she just wants to see my hawt ass in stretchy tight material.

sorry bd, its just not going to happen.


/edit - and fly is once again too quick.

bernadette 04-02-2004 06:22 PM

bundy is here to disappoint...

come on... MORE HAWT ASS! <small>(pantyhose are optional)</small> ;)

Fremen 04-02-2004 06:22 PM

bundy secretly taped fly posing in his 'hose, hoping to one day learn the slick and stylized moves of one of the Pacific Northwests' greatest 'hose poser hoser. ;)



edit: BERNIEEEEEEE!!!


bernie saves her beer bottles to one day have enough money to buy a Learjet.
She'll do it by next year. :p

bundy 04-02-2004 06:24 PM

Fremen is the perfect example of my target audience for marketing said 'Hose Poser Hoser' film.

bernadette 04-02-2004 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen


edit: BERNIEEEEEEE!!!

bernie saves her beer bottles to one day have enough money to buy a Learjet.
She'll do it by next year. :p

yeah baby. [hiccup] where do you live?


Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
Fremen is the perfect example of my target audience for marketing said 'Hose Poser Hoser' film.
bundy will never make this film as he is too busy talking about some dick.

bundy 04-02-2004 06:39 PM

bernie is right.
i do seem to have dick on the brain...
i can't believe i typed that.


Bernies deepest Darkest secret is that when she finally buys that Learjet... she's going to go and pick up Flyman, Fremen, PJ, Astro, C-Lu, sd, stiltzy, GH, me and the rest of teh nonsense freaks (you know who you are!!), and have us all over for a party.
but SSHHH its supposed to be a secret.


you do know its at least a 18hour one way flight to my place in a learjet don't you?

Fremen 04-02-2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette
yeah baby. [hiccup] where do you live?


Right across from the bowling alley, baby!! :D



bundy keeps sucking on those pixie sticks like they were candy.




/confused little boy

paddyjoe 04-02-2004 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
bernie is right.
i do seem to have dick on the brain...

wtf else needs to be said?


Fremen secretly wishes someone would pose him in hose.




Conclamo Ludus 04-02-2004 09:28 PM

paddyjoe is the frontman of the band,

Paddy Joe and the Pose-in-Hose Hoes.

Fly 04-03-2004 06:43 AM

C Ludas is a roadie for joe and the hoes...........he's bitter cuz joe's got all the hoes,and he's always gettin yelled at

Conclamo Ludus 04-03-2004 09:41 AM

He doesn't have to be so condescending all the time. Its tough being a roadie and we have feelings too. Flyman sings backup vocals. He's one of Joe's Hose Hoes.

feelgood 04-03-2004 01:05 PM

Conclamo Ludus thinks reagan is sexy

mml 04-03-2004 03:12 PM

feelgood actually stands for Freakin' Evil Elf Lovin' Gluttinous Odd Obssesive Dude. (Yeah I know there's an anagram thread.)

paddyjoe 04-03-2004 03:53 PM

Unfortunately, due to mml's tiny brain, he usually has no clue where he is. Like now.

diddagirl 04-03-2004 06:02 PM

Paddyjoe so wishes he was where I am

Conclamo Ludus 04-05-2004 09:27 AM

diddagirl thinks paddyjoe wishes he was "too far from him".

iamtheone 04-05-2004 11:10 AM

Conclamo is still a secret agent from a secret agency sent to earth to destroy all the player haters.

uncle phil 04-05-2004 11:56 AM

iamtheone would prefer to ogle fly in a pair of sleeper jammies (with the trap-door "open")...

Conclamo Ludus 04-05-2004 12:07 PM

Uncle Phil is a player hater and must therefore be obliterated.

paddyjoe 04-05-2004 12:14 PM

Luckily, Conclamo has the assorted ray guns and death phasers to pull off such a job.

Fly 04-05-2004 05:31 PM

joe here.....likes to bombard his fellow tfper's w/ the likes of photoshop and degradation.(especially me.................bastard........)


and he gets off on it.........sad,sad scenario if you ask me.



.............bastard.............

bernadette 04-05-2004 06:07 PM

flyman actually truly loved the silkiness & feel of wearing pantyhose after being dared to don a pair for the amusement of the nonsense forum.

sadly, he now wears pantyhose all the time & has to fend off his fellow roofers cuz they think he's so damn sexy in them.

<small>flyman, you're going to get me good one day... eh? ;)</small>

Fly 04-05-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bernadette


<small>flyman, you're going to get me good one day... eh? ;)</small>



yes...one day...






bern likes her men with hot asses and in pantyhose.

mml 04-05-2004 10:20 PM

Flyman has a hot ass, but by that we well ab0ve the average,

paddyjoe 04-06-2004 03:27 AM

Poor mml's keyboard burned out in response to flyman's 'hot ass'.

(just cover the next one man, it'll last longer)

Fly 04-06-2004 03:46 AM

joe actually doesn't know how to have just one more for the road............when he says that....he means one more case...

paddyjoe 04-06-2004 12:31 PM

before flyman's guests come over, he usually pours water in his Coors Lite so they'll last longer......oh, what's that....that's how they taste normally? Oh sorry.

uncle phil 04-06-2004 12:47 PM

pj dreams of genny lite...

paddyjoe 04-06-2004 03:09 PM

phil ol boy. Make that ride up I 81. C'mon, I'm buyin.

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...enesee901b.gif



uncle phil has good taste in beer!

uncle phil 04-06-2004 04:19 PM

i'm really tough with those left-hand turns on I-90...and the "can of worms" wasn't as bad back when i lived in Greece...

paddyjoe 04-06-2004 05:46 PM

The hell with the lefties.

Let's hit the Dinosaur in Syracuse. Hey, maybe some NY tfp'ers are interested.

Fly 04-06-2004 07:56 PM

paddyjoe 's right hand man's name is wristeena...........

she has a sister named palmela.......and a cousin named handula....


leave the lefties alone man...

Fly 04-07-2004 04:04 AM

flyman is a fucking post whore in nonsense......

and he's an idiot too.........


fucking double poster

iamtheone 04-07-2004 04:10 AM

flyman likes to smoke what's he got. He needs to share more.

paddyjoe 04-07-2004 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
flyman is a fucking post whore in nonsense......

and he's an idiot too.........

Nah. Just a Canadian..................eh? :lol:



iamtheone never asks politely.

bundy 04-07-2004 05:02 AM

deep down, PJ really likes my art.

uncle phil 04-07-2004 12:32 PM

deep down, bundy's only art is in the middle of a "p-art-y..."

Date the Banana 04-07-2004 06:18 PM

Uncle Phil really likes to be called Aunt Ophilia.

mml 04-07-2004 10:52 PM

Date the Banana actually lusts after plantains.

Fremen 04-08-2004 01:40 AM

mml uses his manjuice to baste his brisket on the grill.


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