jam161 is a sole survivor of an inter-galactic republic..
This open-minded translunar republic was noted for its advanced business skills. It was destroyed by an alliance of its neighbors because of the people's extreme sloth, leaving behind only culinary knowledge and artistic theories.
But he has an evil plot:
to kidnap a famous child actor so he can replace her with an imposter, easily allowing him to summon an elder god, so he can build an unbreachable fortress, enabling him to completely destroy the country!

hklong741 is afraid that mice will infest his Fortress of Solitude.

2wolves hasn't taken the sleeper jammies that he found in the dumpster out of their paper bag yet...

phil knows this cuz he was at the dumpster across the alley,looking for buttons,spent garments and hamsters.

you should see his top dresser drawer.where most people keep their gaunch and socks,phil has .........yes..........hamster races.

*$50.00 on the brown one phil.......my booky will be in touch*

flyman doesn't want this to leak out but he is the honorary commander of the RCAF!

LD voted for Al Gore in 2000...

uncle phil still hasn't taken down his Christmas lights.

paddyjoe never admitted to playing sims: day care...

feelgood is filled with all the fear and rage of a masterbating zoo-monkey.

madp once masturbated a zoo-monkey.

SVT01Cobra was the monkey.

Mr.D filmed the masturbated monkey episode and sold it online on http://www.masturbatingbonobos.org/.

You're damn right I did, made a good 100 bucks out of it.

Fremen rode the bicycle for delivery of the Monkey-Masturbation tapes.

Mr. D had video taped underage monkeys having sex...:hmm:

SVT01Cobra steals his car pics from a mustang owners' group site, and really just drives a Civic :)

MSD has an old diesel peugeot tucked away in his garage...

Uncle Phil never crosses the path of an Attorney General.

2wolves immitates fast action heroes in the mirror every day

OshnSoul likes to watch the gay tv shows.





*you seen queer as folk?*

*damn...... there's one more but i can't think of it *

fly can't reveal his fascination with gay shows lest his wife takes all his 'plants'.

Fremen has a crush on Eric Estrada.

Mr. Deflok wears white knee socks with shorts and black shoes.


Mr. Deflok=Mr. Fashion :lol:

PaddyJoe always visits this forum naked.

Astrocloud belongs to a super secret sect of Magian fire-worshippers whose ways are so mysterious and inscrutable that even he is unsure of them.

Giant Hamburger has been known to take a bite of himself from time to time... (At least that's what my fellow Magian fire-worshippers tell me.)

astro almost always laughs at jokes before the punch line...

poor uncle phil always forgets the punch line...

Damn, that's NO secret! I watch Queer Eye every week.

PaddyJoe folds toilet paper into a diagonal fold at the end. How neat!

OshnSoul loves the feel of a closely-shorn scrotum.

madp cleans his scrotum clean using his teeth.

Mr.Deflok is actually giving head in his icon, so messy

onionmon collects Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen paraphenelia.

Mr. Deflok has secretly coveted the Olsen items, but his room is just too full of his Barbie collection.

paddyjoe likes to dress up as mrs.paddyjoe sometimes.

that's why he sends her to the market to get more film.

flyman sits at Blunt Bros. cafe all day while posting

Oshn sits at Blunt Bros. cafe all day while posing...

uncle phil's nephews call him "uncle feel," and their parents don't allow them to sit on his lap any more.

madp gallops around the house on a hobby-horse playing Hoppalong Cassidy.

Fremen lost his penis at the railway station in New Orleans.

Mr.D has....said penis in his front left pocket.

he plans on making a mold and pawning it off over the internet as jimi hendrix's..........you know.......