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Flyman has a seriously deformed left testicle. |
SVT01Cobra keeps his testicles in a paper bag and uses them as his 'lucky-dice'.
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Mr.D rolls the lucky testicle dice right after he blows on 'em.
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flyman flies radio-controlled planes while blowing on his testicles
Wooo, multi-talented! |
pj tried to market radio-controlled planes that you could control by licking your scrotum...
sadly it didnīt make it past the standards and safety committees... real shame that... |
Bundy was so upset with the RC Planes not going into production that he slept with everyone on the Saftey Committee in hopes to get the Planes a seal of approval. Didn't work, but he couldn't walk straight for three weeks.
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aucaly watched and liked geli (sp) twice
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That's low man, I'm actually really hurt by that. ;)
Dilbert1234567 jacks off to Alice in Wonderland. |
Mr.Deflok bought a N-gage ;) :p
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muck thinks he's ready to buy a pair of sleeper jammies...
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uncle phil's gonna sell muck the double size jammies so he can fit in there with him.
Oooo baby.......cozy! |
pj has convinced that last 12 women that he's seduced that it was a good idea to make plaster casts of their genitals.
he keeps that collection of plaster-of-paris vaginas on his mantelpiece. |
Bundy has proposed to several of the plaster vaginas on said mantlepiece. (No answer yet.)
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Pheatius has borrowed a couple of them...
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uncle phil is Dr.Phill's bitch.
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Mr. Deflok isn't very nice. ;)
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muckluck is very unlucky
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everquestjoe-mania is sweeping the nation.
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C Ludus likes to wear dark shades so the dudes don't know he's checkin' them out.
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flyman's mouth waters everytime he hears the word "mantastic".
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Conclamo Ludus is President of the Tony Danza fanclub.
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def lok wishes it were winter right now...
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uncle phil once got caught sniffing bicycle seats ouside the YWCA. |
and paddyjoe wanted to know what the fuss was and started licking the seats.
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Mr.Deflok is turned on by licking of any kind.
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What's so bad about that?
Scipio is the President of the Johnathan Stamos fanclub. |
Mr.Deflok is the Secretary for the Johnathan Stamos fanclub.
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Nanofever has trouble coming up with new ideas.
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Scipio reads a lot of Harry Turtledove books. He believes they are the real history. He is confused, but well loved and looked after by the staff at his 'Home'.
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Tony Danza is a underrated actor that deserves some long overdue respect for his body of work. Especially Cannonball Run II.
Pheatius works two jobs. Handjobs and Blowjobs. And business is boomin'. |
And Conclamo Ludus is his 1,000,000th customer! Congratulations!
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Scipio thinks he has a sense of humour.
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def lok didn't go to bed in his sleeper jammies last night...
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Conclamo Ludus is really an alien spy that came to earth to study the 30 minute pig orgasm. he frequently turns himself into a pig to experience the phenomenon.
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ariekitten got fired for over-fluffing.
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Scipio could never find me, no matter how hard he tried or how long he searched.
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WheresWaldo thinks he's hard to find, but his stink gives him away.
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Scipio take this thread to seriously and tells his sister everytime someone makes fun of him.
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deflok is Tana Umaga's identical twin brother.
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