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Chi once had a job helping SL
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LS dusts those unicycle seats for pan every few days...(sick, sick, sick...)
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uncle phil used to ride a unicycle to work everyday; when he decided to retire the unicycle he donated his seat to pan.
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* counting my unicycle seats*
Ah yes hi there.... come for Medusa's big secret did ya? She has men trapped in her basement and makes them...... it's just a very horrible thing she makes them do....... she makes them watch nonstop 24 hour reruns of Hee Haw.... The humanity......... ahhhhhhhh |
pan's been wearing the same set of sleeper-jammies for over a week now...and he hasn't even turned them inside-out yet...
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uncle phil's greatest ambition in life is to do the voice of Sidekick #3 in a hastily thrown together, made for DVD children's cartoon.
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Medusa is super cheap, she recycles her urine (and not very well) instead of buying water.
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Zeraph is an alien, and the avatar is his REAL EYE!!!
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777 runs around the house wearing a bed sheet as a cape singing "believe it or not im walking on air"
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LS has the heart of a young girl. Pickled in formaldehyde on her desk.
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Sir Lance is one trapped in Medusa's basement, but he enjoys the 24/7 airings of Hee Haw.....
He likes to sing with the Buck, Roy and the guys "Gloom despair and agony on me" But the scariest part of it all...... he laughs at the jokes and Minnie Pearl gives him a woodie. |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm so evil.... pan often volunteers to "help" at bake sales, and "accidentally" substitutes salt for sugar in the cookies that he brings. |
You think thats bad you should see what he puts in macorini!!!
Medusa used to take botany classes until getting a little too involved with genetic manipulation..... and a plant tried to eat him/her. |
LS is gene splicing to make human-cat hybrids for her army of evil minions and they all worship crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.
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Zeraph wears velcro bedroom slippers...to church...
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UP knows because he is the priest....
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Lady Sage sleeps on a mattress stuffed full of basil, rosemary and thyme with just the perfect amount of sage on top.
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Bernadette was on Howie Mandel's "Fits Like a Glove" comedy album...... she was a shoestore manager.
In fact the highlight of Bernadette's life is when she plays Howie yelling "Fuck it Bernadette" (She has it on tape loop and plays it 24/7). |
pan recently purchased Cincinnati Bengals' quarterback Carson Palmers game day sweat socks on eBay. To protect them from Lady Sage, he stores them confidently away....one in each cheek.
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Ugh, football.
Pan purchased said sweat socks from the ebay ID paddyjoe.... coincidense? |
LS has a worm farm, and to keep top quality she gives each and every worm a kiss before bedtime.
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Zeraph learn this by stocking Lady Sage :o
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21 can't keep his pants up 'cause of all the bananas stuffed in the pockets.
He's happy to see you, too. ;) |
Fremen thought he'd make his own spice. Unfortunetly he made it out of sand and cinnamon which caused him to have diarrhea.
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Zeraph's giraffe had a calf that laughed at his staff.
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I once went to UP's house to steal a pair of his sleeper jammies to hold for auction but I found SL sniffing a pair and ran away.
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Lady Sage has been accused on numerous accounts of having violated the space of others in order to smell their ears.
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What can I say? Earwax turns me on... *barf*
Chi was once a nude model for college classes on drawing the human form. |
Which LS knows because she takes those classes just to see . . . other artists.
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Z cannot walk backwards and chew gum at the same time...
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Uncle Phil used to be my Aunt Philomena.
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the mixed one once threw caution to the winds...ask her about it sometime...
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UP's recent angelic revelation from the angel Sleepy has caused him to write "The Book Of Jammies" and found a new religion called "The Church of the Holy Doctor Dentons"
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SirLance has an obsession with jammies.
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Ch'i has an obsession with jam. Strawberry/rhubarb is his favorite.
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Elphaba used to dance and sing along to her Donna Summer's Bad Girls album and pretend she was the Disco Queen.....uhhhhh, or was that me? :rolleyes:
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No, no, you sang I will survive while wearing the afro wig, fishnets, leather corset and spike heels.
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Lady Sage is inconstitutional.
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Disco Queen There are *way* too many hot babes here that remember 'disco'. You know who you are. :eek: |
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