Fre usually sits on the right side of his couch........he's just being rebellious

Flyman really doesn't smoke pot. In fact, he couldn't even distinguish it's smell from burning autumn leaves or some patchouli incense.

the med never cuts her hair...

Of course not! Snakes dont like to be cut silly!

Phil once had a date with Janet Reno :eek:

Since I live with and soon will be Mr. Lady Sage.... I can let you in on her truly worst secret................

Lady Sage ......... still believes in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus..... and has a fixation for the old Rankin and Bass holiday cartoons.

Ohhh do I now??? Thats funny since I havent watched TV in ELEVEN YEARS :p
Lets not forget my extreme dislike for holidays in general :p

Mr. Pan however ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy! HE had a love affair with the tooth fairy! Oh yes he did of course it was before me so I dont care. And, and , and he was abused by vegetables when he was a small child and therefore refuses to eat them now. Oh woe is me trying to cook! *sobs inconsolably*

LS only owns two pair of shoes...

The sad thing is YOU'RE RIGHT! I do only own two pairs of shoes. They both need replaced too :lol:

Alas, Phil has a plan to marry only women named Marilyn and to name all female children Marilyn Jean. In the event he has a boy he wants to name him... Norman.

Norman
John D. Loudermilk

Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo
Norman, Norman my love

Jimmy called me on the phone
But I was gone, not at home
'Cause I was out parked all alone
With darlin' Norman

Bill invited me to a show
But I said "no, cannot go
There's a dress that I've got to sew
And wear for Norman"

Norman holds me close to him
Norman kisses me, and then
Norman knows my heart belongs to him, and him, and only him, oh
Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo
Norman, Norman my love

Joey asked me for a date
He wanted to take me out to skate
But I told Joey he would have to make
Arrangements with Norman

Norman is my only love
Norman's all I'm thinking of
Norman gives me all his lovin', kissin', huggin', lovey dovin'
Norman, Oooo, Norman, Oooo
Norman, Norman my love


sorry, had to be done...

meanwhile, back at the ranch, LS, not recognizing the lone ranger in his disguise as a pool table, racked his balls...twice...

Uncle Phil is actually Lady Sage, and has been talking to himself for the last day.

I do own a pool table and I do rack balls but Pan resents being called the lone ranger hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Cali is actually a wolf in sheeps clothing (she enjoys the roll play dont ya know)hehehehehe!

Lady Sage is actually a plant hybrid of human intelligence that lures people into her house so she can digest them, much like the fly trap.

Ah if only you knew how true that was Zeraph.

Would ya believe Zeraph was once abducted by aliens?

Alright then..... Zeraph was once mistaken by the FBI as an alien after running naked through the Atlanta airport at 5PM on a Friday, claiming that Earthlings were to soon be conquered by his race.

Pan enjoys multiple personality disorder and frequent delusions. Much to my demise he is in denial about taking his meds and well..... here he is. He is also adept at picking locks hence his finding his way online to torment you poor people.

LS whistles when she snores...

Yanno... I thought that was you collecting dust in the corner of my room watching me sleep...

Phils biggest ambition is to be a professional stalker and maybe one day work for the CIA as a (cue the music) secret ..........agent man!

Lady Sage has a panic room-style room in her place, but instead of going there to get away from intruders, she goes there to watch the 25 different TV sets. The TV sets are not only security monitors, they get broadcasts from all over the world... her favorite show is an Egyptian sitcom featuring a mummy and the trials and tribulations that he goes through in day-to-day life.

Liv isn't really from California as she would have you beieve. Her name is actually a reference to her secret obsession with Calista Flockhart.

shalafi has never been to the "best" coast of florida...

Phil is really a closet lactose intolerant transsexual nazi eskimo *gasp*

Lady Sage likes to cook in the nude (except her apron of course) and give her neighbors a show...

Could this be why they are moving? Bwahahahahahaha!

Medusa goes to the pet store once a week and puts her head in the mouse cage to let her hair snakes eat. Oh the humanity of it all!!!!!!!

LS keeps mice in her purse to scare the 'Tweens in the mall with.

Fremen lets his pet mouse wiggle around in his underdrawers, usually while he's in church..........

Actually... my pet rat died two days ago

Fremen needs the mice in his trousers to make church interesting...

Paddyjoe really only grows that goatee as a flavor saver.... that way he can lick his lips at any time and revisit that sinfully good cheeseburger. (and you people thought it was gonna be dirty -for shame) *giggles*

LS is the head of a secret society that sacrifices rats. This is the REAL reason her pet rat died...

SirLance is actually a 13 yo girl in the Arctic.

Cali once went to Catalina Island expecting to find it inhabited solely by cats named Leena.

Secretly Pan likes to keep down the little man.

Gatorade once had a sex filled weekend with a famous woman (who's name cannot be mentioned...... just the initials L.L.) only to find that she eats Oreos in bed and leaves crumbs all over the sheets.

For that Gator had to kick her out of bed and refuse her marriage proposal..... guess the sex just wasn't worth cookie crumbs in bed.

Gatorade Frost is a gay democrat.

Edit: pan, you're too quick.

pan is a tight-assed republican.

Liv is actually....a Guy, though he plays a woman on TV. Such skill is seldom seen in the Soap Opera circuit

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Now Tech is the fast one.......

Tech was seen once streaking down Madison Avenue in NYC..... he was approached by many transvestites and it caused him to question his own sexuality..... however briefly.

tec has illusions of grandeur... he thinks he runs Moe's

the actuality is, women run everything... I should know, I'm a guy, and I don't run anything.

Edit: I'm going to wait until pan goes to bed before posting again... :lol:

pan is known to the rest of the world as George W. Bush.

Cali once bought some badass weed, thought he was Brad Pitt spent the night with a drunk Jennifer Aniston and is the true reason Jennifer and Brad got divorced.

Oh yeah, Cali..... I had to edit because Tech was too fast and then edit again when I found out you were a man.....lol oopsy

ol' pan's a closet Steeler fan....


oh, the shame, the shame......

Oh good gods have mercy on my soul!!!!!
My future husband is a republican? Thats it! I am gonna get you!
Oh no! He's George Bush? The wedding is off!!!!!!!!! I refuse to marry a *censored censored censored censor*
Steelers fan? Oh youre out of the will now!!!!!!!!

Paddyjoe is a vegan with cannibalistic urges *gasp*

*looks around for pan, and doesn't see him at the moment... hopes he's not wearing a cloak of invisibility...

Lady Sage, it's okay that your "future" husband is George W. Bush, because, and I'm sorry for spilling the beans on this one, the rest of the world knows you as Laura Bush... you can drop the "future" act now... ;)

*Gags on her peanutbutter toast...* I would rather be known as Osama BinLaden!
However my fine furry friend your secret is out as well! You are George Bushes scotty dog Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Lady Sage knows a lot about Barney..... she is a Barney the Dinosaur groupie and sleeps with a cut out of Barney Fife....

In fact in role playing bad games she'll scream "get your bullet out of your pocket and shoot me baby"



PS: Paddy this was hitting way below the belt .........

Just you wait I will get you back ;)